11 times it’s ok to lie in your relationship

Relationships

Aug 1, 2014

There are some little, itty bitty white lies that are essential to the survival of every relationship. If you value your other half, you will learn the correct answers to those difficult questions. Sometimes, honesty is not the best policy:

1. “No, you do not look fat in that.”

Boys get insecure too, and if he asks you if he's looking husky, don't think he will take it any better than you would yourself.

2. “What’s my type? You, of course.”

Actually, our type is a combination of Ryan Gosling and Colin Farrell but we love you anyway. Honest.

3. “No, I don’t fancy any of your friends.”

Apart from the three hot ones. And the funny one isn't too bad either.

4. “Of course I’d prefer a night in over a girls night.”

Of course there’s nothing we'd rather do than spend five hours getting glam, followed by six hours of gossiping, bitching and laughing but it’s not worth the sulking you’re inevitably going to do if we go.

5. “Yes I totally remembered our anniversary.”

Yes, Facebook did remind us that today is our anniversary.

6. “I did notice your new hairstyle.”

Noooo, of course you're not receding, darling!

7. “You’re the best sex I’ve ever had.”

Yup, the best….

8. “It’s that time of the month.”

Zzzz..

9. “My parents love you.”

Apart from Dad…and mum too actually.

10. “I’m totally cool with you having friends of the opposite sex.”

We want to be cool with it all. It’s just that all of your opposite sex friends are hot, intimidating and just generally, we hate them.

11. “Size isn’t everything.”

It's not everything, but it's not nothing either, y'know?

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19 signs you are a total hypochondriac

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Jul 31, 2014

by Amber Saunders

Some people worry more than others, and some people are hypochondriacs. If you do most of the following, chances are you may be on of them…

1. You Have Web MD Bookmarked
You use Web MD for everything. Before Web MD you were probably a normal human being. However since you started using it you have had a mild encounter with Leprosy and Malaria.

2. A Headache is Never Just a Headache
A headache, is at best a migraine. Neither is backache just from carrying all the groceries in at once, it’s kidney problems.

3. You Will Never Be Seen Caring for a Sick Friend
At the first sign of a cough you are gone in a puff of smoke. They are banned from your house and you proceed to disinfect everything they’ve touched. If only you had the expendable income to burn everything they’ve breathed on.

4. Public Transport is your Mortal Enemy
Buses, trains, planes. They’re all unclean! The thought of holding a railing going up the stairs makes you shiver.

5. If You Do Get Sick You Plot Revenge
If the unlikely does happen and you are plagued with the common cold, you trace your steps to figure out who was the last person that coughed in your presence.

6. You Want to Cry When Someone Takes a Drink of Your Drink or a Bite of Your Food
We're not talking about a complete stranger. Anyone would be taken aback if that happened. We're talking about a close friend who asks for a bite of your pizza. The idea of sharing food is alien to you.

7. Your Doctor Hates You
Your doctor would love to call in sick himself if he knew you were making an appointment. You’re even a regular at A&E.

8. You are the Most Insensitive Person When it Comes to Other People’s Issues
Other people are the hypochondriacs, not you. Oh no.

9. You Know Exactly What GMOs, Trans Fats, Tartrazine and Triacetin are
You’re a waiter’s worst nightmare because you strongly believe that every type of food is out there to kill you.

10. Having a Friend Studying Nursing or Medicine Is The Best Thing To Ever Happen to You
You have no qualms about ringing them in the middle of the night because you’re not sure if you just slept on your arm funny or if it’s the early signs of a stroke.

11. You Carry A Mini Pharmacy Everywhere You Go
You are prepared for all scenarios. Headache, sinus, feeling bloated, feeling constipated, allergy medication, plasters, antiseptic. Of course you still need immediate medical advice too.

12. Hand Sanitizer is your Best Friend
Literally, everywhere you go, it comes with you.

13. Handshakes Make You Squirm
This is where your bestie comes in. You try at all costs to avoid people’s filthy, germ riddled hands

14. You Know the Exact Routine of Your Bowel Movements
Any irregularity has you typing into Web MD once again.

15. Public Bathrooms
Instead of seeing a place to relieve yourself, all you see is a pool of germs, bacteria and life altering diseases. The thoughts of using one sends you into a panic attack.

16. You Despise Handryers
Normal people don’t understand this. But you know all this machine does is make all those germs airborn. Shouldn’t have even bothered washing your hands in the first place.

17. You Have A 3-Strike Rule
Because going to the doctor is expensive you’ve developed a system. If you have two of either nausea, fatigue or a headache, you can go to the doctor.

18. You Wish You Could Just Get Your Appendix Out
You know it’s a ticking time bomb that must be stopped.

19. You’re Obsessed with Medical TV Shows
Whether it’s real or fiction,you are obsessed with these shows. You feel they give you the necessary qualifications to be able to self diagnose yourself and question your doctor’s qualifications.

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9 things you should never do on social media

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Jul 30, 2014

by Amber Saunders

We all have those Facebook friends that we regret accepting, and generally it's because of one (or more) of these irritating habits:

1. Using Text Spelling

It’s 2k14 now, this is not Bebo and the only people who speak like that any more are 13 year olds and our parents. Sadly for them, they caught on to the trend eight years too late. We just don’t have the heart (or nerve) to tell them.

2. Detailing Your Relationship(s)

Why all of the tongue?! By all means, be in love, but 57 photos of a kiss? Nooooo!

3. Cheesy Check In’s

We all know someone who checks into bed. Why? WHY? We all go to bed, most of us visit it every night, in fact. Any check-in involving a couple and either a couch, bed or hotel and involving the word ‘snuggle,’ needs to be stopped. Now. Jealous? Us? Never.

4. Uploading An Excessive Amount Of Selfies

Many people feel the need to take thousands (not an exaggeration) of selfies and then share them.

5. Uploading Excessive Pictures In General

We get that you went to Magaluf. We get that you made new friends and drank yourself into oblivion, night after night. We just wish that you would get that we don’t need to see two hundred odd blurry images of it all. No really.

6. Having A Stupid Job Title

None of the following are feasible job titles: "being a mad bastard," "being a professional legend," or being anything with x’s in it.

7. Anything To Do With Attention Seeking Statuses

Cryptic public statuses merely exist to gain interest from people otherwise not interested in you.

8. Commenting On Something You Haven’t Even Read

Read first, opinion second.

9. Liking Everything Within Your Sight

We just got 60 notifications, staaaap!

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15 thoughts that go through every dieting woman’s mind

Lifestyle

Jul 30, 2014

by Amber Saunders

Being on a diet is a testing time for most women, however some of us take it harder then most. If the Kardashians can do it, why can’t we?!

1. Grocery Shop
It's only going to be healthy and organic food from now on. It looks like a cucumber, but it doesn’t taste like one. What's a "coorget?"

2. Gym Gear
Well we can hardly go to the gym dressed in sweatpants. The gym is no longer just a place to work out, it’s now a social scene and everyday is a catwalk!

3. Hairstyles
A fringe may have been the worst idea ever.

4. Where To Start?
OK, you’ve made it this far, you have to now look like you know what you’re doing. We'll just swan over here. Looks easy…

5. Already feeling skinny
It may have only been one day, but we feel like we've lost weight already! Pass the doughnuts.

6. The Pain!
Did someone say endorphins? Where?!

7. Why Is She Here?
Why is she at the gym, she’s already thin?

8. Why is No one Else Sweating as Much?
Not sure whether to cry, puke, faint or poop. Surely we're not the only ones.

9. You Did This to Me!
One month in a relationship and you've come to this. He will suffer.

10. Rice Cakes
Do they count if you cover them in chocolate spread?

11. The Gym Clique
They prance around in their little sports bras looking fantastic…one day you'll be their friend. One day.

12. There are No Substitutes for Crisps/ Chips
Feck off with your sweet potatoes, they are not the same. Are carrot sticks, salty fried potatoes? Then no, no I do not want some carrot sticks.

13. Hot Boys at the Gym
Why, why do you have to be here? Surely there’s a beautiful men’s club meeting you should be attending.You can't see us like this.

14. Hating Your Already Fit Friend
The one who’s trying to support you by keeping you motivated. The one who uses herself as an example of greatness and states that she feels rotten without a workout every day…Clearly she hasn’t heard of the feel good, chicken fillet roll, with extra mayonnaise. Use all your energy to avoid her instead of meeting her for one hour, three times a week.

15. We'll Just Do a Workout From Home
Who are you kidding?

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17 celebrity couples you won’t believe dated!

Celebrity

Jul 29, 2014

by Amber Saunders

We can’t believe these celebrities dated – talk about opposites attract!

1. Ryan Gosling & Sandra Bullock

Sandra, the little cougar, snatched Ryan and stamped on the hearts of millions for about a year in 2001.

2. Mary Kate Olsen & Olivier Sarkozy

Mary Kate, of the cute twin fame, is now 27 and is engaged to a 44 year old French banker. Say what?

3. Mila Kunis & Macaulay Culkin

Mila, serial babe and Macaulay, the child actor forever known for his Home Alone antics, were together for over eight years before breaking up in 2010.

4. Hayden Panettiere & Wladimir Klitschko

Hayden, the five foot blonde from Heroes, is engaged and expecting a baby with Wladimir, a giant boxer from the Ukraine.

5. Sophie Dahl & Jamie Callum

Sophie Dahl, a model, chef and granddaughter of Roald Dahl, is married to singer Jamie Callum.

6. Brad Pitt & Sinitta

Back in the late eighties, when Brad was a clean shaven minx, he had a two year on/off romance with singer Sinitta. What would Cowell say?

7. Aaron Johnson & Sam Taylor Wood

In 2012, 22-year-old Aaron Johnson, an actor, married his 45-year-old partner, a director and artist that he met on set in 2009. They have two children together.

8. Chloe Green & Marc Anthony

Chloe, 22, whose father Sir Philip Green, owns Topshop and Miss Selfridge, among many others, spent a year with 45 year old Anthony, ex of Jennifer Lopez, in 2013.

9. Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison

The names might not ring a bell, but the story might. Doug, an actor in The Green Mile, among other films, married his 16-year-old bride, when he was 51. They got engaged online without ever having met and divorced just two years later.

10. Charlize Theron and Eric Stonestreet

Charlize, the ultimate babe, if ever there was one, apparently fell for Modern Family‘s Eric in 2012. Fair play Eric!

11. Mel B & Eddie Murphy

What do a former Spice Girl and a Hollywood actor have in common? Not much, judging by the way things ended between these two. Add a baby into the mix and this got nasty. Never mess with Scary Spice.

12. Alanis Morissette & Ryan Reynolds

The beautiful bachelor proposed to the musician after a two year relationship in 2002. Suffice to say, it ended in 2007.

13. Jack White And Renee Zellweger

The Bridget Jones star and the White Stripes singer were together from 2002 to 2004. Didn’t think he would have been Bridget’s type…

14. Justin Timberlake & Fergie

The trousersnake himself, went out with the Black Eyed Peas singer in 1998, back before either of them hit the big time. Perhaps they inspired one another, musically?

15. Tyra Banks & Will Smith

These two could have taken on the world as an unstoppable force of brilliance. They were the IT couple of the early nineties, they were together from 1993-1994 and we wish they still were. Sad face.

16. Ashton Kutcher & January Jones

Back in the day, 1998-2001 to be exact, a little known actress in the making and a former model turned actor, did the romantic rounds. Since then, she has moved on to dazzling heights with the success of Mad Men and he has been a toyboy and is now a father-to-be.

17. Courtney Love & Steve Coogan

Perhaps the oddest has been left until last. Courtney Love hooked up with the Alan Partridge star in 2005. What they had to talk about is anyone’s guess, but clearly neither look back on the relationship with rose tinted glasses, as Love claimed him to be an embarrassment. Awkward.

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16 things you should never do straight after sex

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Jul 26, 2014

by Amber Saunders

There are some things that are just never ok to do after sex. Here are some of them:

1. Checking Your Phone Straight Away
Stop trying to make after-sex selfies happen. Please.

2. Dirty Talk
It was semi appropriate during sex, it’s just not post-sex.

3. Complete Silence
Twiddling your thumbs and staring in the opposite direction probably isn’t the best result after 10 minutes of passion.

4. Falling Asleep Straight Away
It's not just guys this happens to y'know!

5. Bursting Out ‘I Love You’
Similar to calling your teacher mommy in school, it’s never an appropriate time and you will surely be teased about it for years to come.

6. Searching For Your Clothes Straight Away
You just had sex, you didn’t murder someone. There’s no need to try and forget it ever happened by searching frantically for your onesie. You have already seen each other naked, there’s no point in hiding it now.

7. Cuddling
We all like a nice cuddle after sex but straight away it is a bit disgusting. Give yourself a five minute cooling off period.

8. Having A Shower
There’s no easier way to make someone feel like a dirty fecker like running for the shower to cleanse yourself. Where the hell is the loufa!!!

9. Asking for Round 2 Immediately
He's not a machine.

10. Asking Them to Leave
Sometimes it can be easy to overstay your welcome, and a small hint about a 9:00 lecture might be appropriate but before they’ve even had a chance to catch their breath might be a bit too soon.

11. Not Disposing of the Condom
It’s pretty standard. You put a condom on, do the no pants dance and then dispose of the condom straight away. It is not to be kept as a souvenir.

12. Ringing Your Mother/ Friends
‘Hi, Ya, I’m finished now will ya pick me up?’ Surely you can wait for your celebratory high five from your friends until later?

13. So … Where is This Going?
Don’t have the ‘talk’ straight after sex. Neither of you are in a position to have this talk. It’s a trap. Avoid this subject like the plague. You are never as vulnerable as when you’re completely naked in someone else's bed.

14. "So How Many People Have You Slept With?"
Do you really want to know the answer to that question?

15. "So Was It Good For You?"
This is not a customer care survey.

16. Crying
How can you be certain there won’t be a second time? This would be it. If there was ever a time to bury your feelings now would be the time. Deep. Deep down.

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The 10 worst guys for any woman to date

Relationships

Jul 25, 2014

by Amber Saunders

Dating is hard enough, without coming across these guys! Just avoid at all costs.

1. The Scaredy-Cat
While seemingly a normal, possibly timid guy, things can go extremely wrong when he finds out your true feelings. Men like this aren’t mature enough to handle relationships, so they avoid them at all costs. For example, he may show signs of sharing your infatuation, but when talk of commitment comes up, he acts as if you’ve never even met. If this man comes into your life, don’t beat yourself up over his sudden change of heart. He’s simply a scared little boy, not the man of your dreams.

2. The Flirt
We’ve all met a flirt. Also known as the ever elusive ‘player’. He has dozens of women on the backburner and possesses a constant hunger to string more along to fulfill his insecure mindset. When you spot this man, don’t let him get to you. You can bet those charming one-liners and suave winks have been used many times before to his advantage. You’ll always be an option, but never a priority.

3. The Blow off
This man has no trouble setting plans and organising dates. In fact, he is usually the one that routinely lights up your phone every Friday night. He wants to have some fun this weekend. To make sure he isn’t left alone, he schedules numerous dates and weighs his options. If you’re not top on his list, you’ll probably get the ‘Oh, sorry I’m not feeling so well’ text or possibly no response at all. Don’t let it bother you, he wasn’t worth your time.

4. The Narcissist
This one’s pretty self-explanatory. Does your man spend more time getting ready than you do? Does he constantly check his hair in every mirror he comes across? Is he seemingly more in love with himself than in you? Are his interests limited to his own idealistic opinions and profound theories? Yeah, he’s head over heels. With himself. Ditch the Ken doll, you shouldn’t have to put up with remarks that your eyebrows need waxing.

5. The Overly Dramatic Type
You’ll know you’ve met this type when he freaks out if you show up five minutes late to a date. You can be sure he’ll fan every little disagreement into a full-blown argument. It’s not worth the stress. This type can’t handle sarcasm very well, either. Their serious attitudes tend to translate humor very literally.

6. The Mushball
Small gestures are the best!Pick you up from work and take you for lunch,or let you pick the movie perhaps, but what about when the gifts and compliments get out of control? Constant flattery can seem fake after a while, and while endless gifts sound nice; they ultimately result in an awkward situation. If all of that mushball behavior is one sided and we girls end up on a pedestal, the relationship can often become unbalanced.

7. The Deadbeat
This man is most often seen sporting a dominoes stained T-shirt ; lying on the couch in his parents sitting room. If for some reason he leaves the house and you two end up talking; you’ll find him very light on the activities aspect of life. But who knows? He could be a driven, hard-core gamer and if you’re into that sort of thing then you’ve met your match! But if he’s just a no good couch potato, it’ll take a lot longer for you to try and change him then it will for him to finish off another bowl of Cheetos.

8. The Power Monger
This type of man has a need for control. Over you, and everything else in his life. If he starts ordering you around or trying to manipulate you in any way, get out of this relationship. He’ll only continue to build power by wearing you down. In order for a relationship to happily function, both sides need to share authority. He isn’t the boss of you; you aren’t a trophy.

9. The Know It All
Everyone hates a know it all. If you find yourself with this man, you’ll become aware of your situation very quickly. You’ll probably be told you’re incorrect more frequently and you should prepare for the flood of ‘extensive knowledge’ your partner is going to heap upon you. The information you’re being bombarded with is this man’s way of looking smarter or trying to impress you. It’s not impressive, it’s downright annoying.

10. The Judgementalist
It’s one thing to people watch. It’s another to point out every flaw in those around you. This type of man can spot someone unique and different from a mile away and has this conformist need to cut them up and express his dislike of their differences. They’re incredibly shallow and don’t have the capacity to dig deep and really get to know anyone out of the ordinary. You don’t want to date a mean, un-understanding man. So, find someone who can accept people for who they are and is secure with himself.

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14 impressive things the perfect guy will do

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Jul 24, 2014

by Amber Saunders

Sometimes, guys can actually impress us with their skills. Here are some things us women love to see a man doing:

1. Cooking

Even if your cooking skills aren’t that great it shows they made the effort.

2. Suggest an activity that’s not just pub/movie/sex

To the guy who arranged that mid-lake date, hats off to you.

3. Be decisive

4. Ask questions

5. Invite her to stuff

6. Dance

Dancing shows you’re okay to let loose and be silly.

7. Be passionate about something

8. Genuinely listen & don’t interrupt

9. Laugh A LOT

No one wants to bring a moody guy with them wherever they go. A good sense of humour is a huge plus.

10. Speaking their minds

Not if it’s negative obviously.

11. Guys that give gifts that aren’t overtly ‘romantic’

Girls aren’t as soppy as men think, they prefer thoughtful gifts that show you care rather than how much money was spent.

12. Not vain

13. Talk about your family

14. Remember the little details

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The realities of being a recently single girl

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Jul 24, 2014

Must buy clothes.

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The 10 types of people you will meet at a festival

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Jul 23, 2014

by Amber Saunders

There are always some people we encounter at festivals. And here they are:

1. The Underage Ones

These are always very easy to spot…

2. The Middle-Aged Ones

Spot these bad boys in their faded Metallica tour t-shirts from 2007, rocking out with their significant other half, loving life and hating the masses of children that surround them. They’re here purely for the music.

3. The Uber-Cool Parents

These cool rents probably live in a loft converted apartment by the cool canal district, with their one year old “Finn.” Finn is probably dressed in a striped babygro and a quirky hat, to match his parent’s quirky style. They’ve brought Finn along, so that when he’s 5, they can tell him he has already witnessed Haim live. It’ll really add to his street cred.

4. The Very Drunk Ones

Yes, pretty much everyone could be considered drunk at a festival, because pretty much everyone drinks at a day festival. However, there is a delicate balance between drunk and very drunk. Drunk is dancing, laughing, having fun. Very drunk is sneaky naggins, vomming your ring up near the main stage and spending four hours in the medical tent. That and ruining everyone’s day.

5. The High Ones

Find the high ones in the quirkiest corner of the festival. They’ll be hanging out in the techno meets house meets “you’re not hipster enough to be here” corner.

6. The Couple

There are two types of couples at a day festival. The ones who attend because they both love the line up and the ones who attend because their other half loves the line up.

7. The Fashionista

Every girl at a festival thinks that she’s going to stand out. But then we all end up looking the same…damn.

8. The Boys On Tour

The lads are here to have the time of their wee lives. They’ve kitted themselves out in River Island’s spring/summer collection. They’ve had a six pack in the house before they even left and now they’re kick-starting on the pints inside.

9. The Next Spielberg

These are the ones who, instead of watching the gig like a normal person, insist on holding their phones a meter above everyone’s head to record a fabulously shaky, screechy video that’s unlikely to make it any further than their hard drive. The point of it all is to seemingly prove to everyone that they were in fact, there. Promise.

10. The Attention Seeker

There’s usually a scattering of these about the place. They’ll be dressed in either a onesie, swimming gear, a mask, a hat bigger than the average car, a morph suit, a variety of neon shades or just fancy dress in general.

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6 annoying things everyone does when the sun comes out

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Jul 23, 2014

by Amber Saunders

There are certain things that everyone does when the sun comes out – but that doesn't make them any less annoying.

1. Instagram
Lads, we all know how that yellow yoke in the sky looks, we’ve seen it on TV. And you can relax with the lens flares – your life is not a Sofia Coppola movie.

2. iPhone Screenshots
Wow, you have an iPhone. We get it. It has a cool weather app.

3. Opening Every Door and Window
This is one the mammies are guilty of. All the windows and doors are flung open with aplomb to ‘air out the house’. Excuse me, but how else do you think we survive? Air circulates. Air does not stop at a door and say: ‘Whooops! Can’t go in there!’ and go about its air-y business.

In addition, she wants to wash all of your clothes, duvets, pillows, blankets and shoes while ‘we have the weather for it.’ Your whole life is on the washing line, visible for all to see. The shame!

4. Not Wearing Deodorant
While we know it’s such a chore to douse yourself in deodorant on a normal day, when it’s sunny you need it more than ever. You mightn’t be able to smell you, but we do. And it’s a bit icky. (Advice: when it’s warm, offer a can of deodorant around like you would a packet of chewing gum. If the smelly perpetrator fobs your offer, commence obligatory ‘Ah go on, go on, go on … 'repeat as necessary.)

5. Not Wearing Suncream
You know you’re going to get sunburnt if you even look at the sun on TV, so why would you step outside without smothering yourself in sun-cream? ‘Ah, it’s not that warm, be grand.’ Well, you don’t look very ‘grand.’

6. Wearing sunglasses indoors
‘I’m sorry, I don’t usually do this, but can I have your autograph?’

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14 staples you’ll find in every student’s kitchen

Jul 22, 2014

by Amber Saunders

There are some items that seem to appear as a collection in every student’s fridge. It’s like they get it as a welcome package. A tasty one.

1. Cheese
Cheese is just the most delicious thing in the world. It’s like a little taste of heaven. However cheese is not cheap and therefore it is like gold dust. Any time you go to take a few slices of that beautiful mature cheddar, the block slowly gets smaller and smaller before you’ve even taken the grater out of the cupboard. Those animals.

2. Sweet Chilli Sauce.
It doesn’t matter what you’re cooking, sweet chilli sauce goes with everything. Pasta, sandwhiches, chips, chicken. If it’s raw, burned, gone off. Sweet chilli sauce will save it.

3. Pasta
Pasta for every single meal is perfectly normal as a student. After a time, you even have your favourite type.

4. Pasta Sauce
What goes well with pasta? Tomatoe and Basil pasta sauce of course! If you’re trying to watch your diet you can get sauce with mushroom or if you’re feeling a bit wild why not some spicy pepper?

It won’t look like this…

5. Fajita Kits
Fajita kits everywhere, except that you’re too stingy to buy chicken fillets so you just use the wraps when you run out of bread, and Tom tried to eat the salsa when he was drunk. Anyone who offers to cook dinner, it’s going to be fajitas.

6. Beans and Spaghetti
If a nuclear war does ever come into fruition you are sorted with tinned goods.

7. Noodles
20 cent noodles. It’s not a question of how many do you need but how many can you carry.

8. Oranges
You had good intentions that one time and now they’re into their second phase of mould.

9. The Phantom Onion
You don’t know where it came from, you don’t know how it got into the vegetable drawer of your fridge but it did and yet no one thinks of throwing it out.

9.Mooju
This is generally in the fridge on a Friday morning after a night on the beer. Who would think that some chocolatey milkey goodness could cure what ails you but it does. It really really does. All hail Mooju.

10. Frozen Chicken Dippers
You can put them in anything, they’re great. They are what holds a meal together. 2.30am in the morning though, leave the oven alone, you are not in a position to operate heavy machinery.

11. Left Over Pizza
No one would order takeaway with you so you couldn’t get your meal over a tenner for free delivery. You do what any sane person does and buy a second pizza so you can have some saintly pepperoni for the morning to.

12. Rustlers Burgers
A college students life saver. Its a pre-made burger, bun and all that you pop into the microwave for a minute and voilà! Dinner is served!

13. Cereal
You will never see as much cereal as in a student’s house. For some it will be choco pops, for the rich it will be the original great tasting flavour of coco pops. Sadly though, no one ever thinks of buying milk and if they do, it’s more then likely left out all day.

14. Mammy Meals.
These are just the worst. Sunday evening they prance into the house on their little high horse with about 10 lunch boxes filled with lasagna’s, shepards pie and curry. These pretenders who believe they’re living the student life but they’re just big fat phoneys! What’s worse is they then take up all the freezer space with you having no place to put your prison food.

And then they have the audacity, no, the gumption to ask would anyone like to get some takeaway with their expendable cash.

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