10 times we knew Kourtney Kardashian could be our BFF IRL

As the eldest sister in the Kardashian / Jenner family,  Kourtney has ALWAYS been our secret fave…there, we've said it.

From her deadpan expressions to her undisguised contempt for most other members of the Calabasas clan, there's something about Kourt that makes us really think we could be proper friends.

So, how better to celebrate the star's 37th birthday than to consider the ten moments we wish she'd been there for us… in real life, you know?

1. That time we stumbled down the steps of Coppers without dropping our kebab or losing our handbag.

"Whoooops Kourt! Whoooops!"

2. That time we asked her if he wasn't replying because we didn't drop a smilie.

"It should have been a winkie, shouldn't it, Kourt?"

3. That time we needed reminding about how to TRULY feel beautiful.

"How do YOU do it, hun?"

4. That time we needed a pep-talk before dropping some serious truths on the squad.

"Sass me up! Sass me UP!"

5. That time we needed to know we weren't alone during our Friday night bawl-fest.

"What are YOU doing tonight, Kourt?"

6. That time we needed reminding about just how slick the crew truly are.

"Kourt, we're flagging here."

7. That time time we needed reminding that OUR boyfriend wasn't so bad after all.

"Has yours ever done anything like that, Kourt?"

8. That time we suggested we were less than perfect.

"It's mostly my hair, weight, height and face."

9. That time we wanted to bitch, but didn't want it to get back to our poor victim.

"You won't say anything, will you?"

10. That time we questioned whether we should switch allegiance to a different Kardashian sister.

"Nope"

Oh, happy birthday KK!