27 times an English translator failed miserably

It’s hard to believe that these signs actually passed some semblance of quality control, but… they did.

1. I hate all of you…

2. Well which is it dammit… a walk or a run

3. Fluent, clearly

4. Those slippery crafty bastards…

5. Google translate… Safe search off.

6. Thank you I will

7. Too… Many… Fails…

8. Ah, the old bitch fest, eh?

9. Visiting?

10. That’s so kind of you!

11. Ask the security guards, they’ll let you know

12. No kids, don’t!

13. In what now?

14. Just take it somewhere else alright!

15. Warning, party in my pants

17. Hermaphrodite

18. Just calm down…

19. Fresh?!

20. Makes sense

21. I’d like to report myself lost/stolen please

22. Wise words from Shakespearean time

23. Face to palm

24. We’ll just wait here till it’s finished so

25. Yeah!

26. Tripping balls

27. No jokes, thanks

 

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