5 of the most ridiculous marriage proposals of all time

Whether we want to admit it or not, most of us girls have, at some stage in our lives, pictured the moment the love of our life would get down on one knee and pop the big question.

Regardless of whether you’re attached or not, fantasising about a special proposal is as standard an exercise as placing a pillow case over your head as a five-year-old and making your way up the aisle (also known as the front hall) to meet your Prince Charming (also known as the six-year-old next door neighbour who you secretly hated.)

We’re certain though that none of the proposals you pictured ever looked like these.

1. Well, that's all well and good, but who's going to wash that romantic garage door of love now?

2. We'd have devoured this before we realised WHAT was going on.

3. No.

4. We're not sure what Mild Sauce said, but we're sure it was a yes.

5. Why? So we can have a big, festive 'weeding'?

Really lads, really?