Worst Valentine’s Day gifts we can imagine

To give these to someone would be so, so bad. Especially the last one. Or the first one. Actually, all of them.

1. Run Fat Bitch Run
Or any other weight loss book will result in scratches and bite marks (in a bad way).

2. Any kitchen appliance.
Except maybe a Vitamix, we could forgive a Vitamix.

3. Ped Egg.
Do we even need to explain?

4. A tooth on a necklace.
We will not react the way Hanna did when Adam gave her his baby tooth on a necklace. Bleurgh.

5. Any type of hair removal apparel
What, we aren’t smoooooth enough for you? It’s cold out there and tights are not thick enough to keep our knees warm!