Stuck in the ‘friend zone’? We have the way out!

So you’ve been hanging out with this guy for a while now, but you just can’t seem to shake that ‘buddy’ label.

Have no fear – we have the solution.

Banish the notion of actually telling him how you feel or even making your move during a messy night out in Doyles and instead invest €26.64 of your hard-earned money in this – the Friendzone Eliminator Spell Kit!

“This kit comes with a full instruction spell booklet that has a list of runic symbols and their meanings to make the spell personalized for you and your intended.”

Perfect!

Just remember that with all great power comes great responsibility: “Please do NOT use this as a way to force someone to love you or to break up existing relationships.”