Five things single women are sick of hearing

1. Don’t worry, you’ll find someone eventually.
Will I now? Thanks so much for your input and belief in my love life, it means soooo much. They often don’t even recognise the sarcasm when you say this. Sigh.

2. There’s always sperm donors.
Why, will they go out with me?

3. What about that guy? Or how about that one?
Do you mean the one that looks like a serial killer or the one with the v-neck down to his bellybutton? Either way, we’ll pass.

4. How’s the love life?
This one is mostly heard at weddings or Christmas time and is usually uttered by older relatives who can’t seem to fathom the presence of a 26-year-old single woman.

5. You don’t need anyone.
We know.