And the award for most humble bragger goes to…

Nadine Coyle. What can we say? The girl’s got it all! Big house. Handsome husband. Cute baby. And lots and lots of money, if these comments are anything to go by.

The Girls Aloud singer has spoken out about that time she split from her then fiancé Jason Bell, saying that her life was just too good to be true, and she couldn’t handle it.

“We sort of split up, but not really. I was 25, engaged, and living in this beautiful house – it was all too much, all too good to be true.

“I felt like I needed to do a bit of suffering. So I went to New York and lived in this awful apartment.

“It was like something out of a movie – it was like a crack den, in the East Village.

“I thought I would try and find myself, but I was so scared the whole time. I lasted there a week. I ended up staying at the Hamptons. That was more like it.”

Yes. We imagine so, Nadine. Thankfully, she’s all loved up now, and if Jason gets on her nerves, it’s no problem. She just sends him off to one of their other houses:

“I send him into the other room if we’re not getting on… or another house. I’m like: ‘I can’t look at you, go to the other house!’

“We’re lucky, we have a place in LA and New York so we can get breathing space from one another.

“So any time we need it, one of us will go to the other place – another state – or even another country. It’s healthy.”

Oh, Nadine. Life must be SO hard!