Childhoods RUINED: Pokémon sex toys are now officially a thing! WTF

Unless you’ve been living under a giant impermeable rock for the last month, you’ll know the latest reincarnation of 90’s cartoon Pokémon has pretty much taken over the world.

And as if being constantly hit with virtual pokéballs isn’t bad enough, some strange individuals have now decided to strip your most precious childhood memories of their innocence by creating Pokémon inspired sex toys.

Thanks to the people at Geeky Sex Toys in Brisbane, Australia, you will never been able to think back to the adventures of Ash, Brock and Misty again without seeing their beloved pocket monsters transform into the horrifyingly named "Pokémoan" toys.

According to Mashable, the couple behind the new poké products had always hoped to launch a Pokémon-inspired range.

Because of the success of Pokémon Go, that idea got fast-tracked into production and, like all things Pokémon, the sex toys have proven to be ridiculously popular. 

On that note, we’re off to cry ourselves to sleep.