‘Don’t ever get too comfortable’ So, this girl DEFO doesn’t share food
If there's anything more irritating than someone taking your food after they said they didn't want any, we have yet to experience it.
And while the rest of the internet is currently lolling all over this girl's reaction to her boyfriend nabbing a bit of her pizza, we're with her on this one.
Having sat down to a slice in Pizza Boli's in Maryland, De'ja Davis was riled to the max when her boyfriend of two years, Dee Breezy, decided to get a little handsy with her lunch.
In a rant that can only be described as epic, De'ja schools her fella on the rules when it comes to other people's food.
"I shared my chicken with you. Not my pizza, she said. "I offered to get you something! It's MY pizza! Take this. I'll get another pizza."
I ate ONE piece of @SuperiorAsian's pizza and she had a heart attack…pic.twitter.com/0Dbwo9HOe6
— dee breezy (@xxdbreezyxx) July 5, 2016
And in one seriously ill-advised move, Dee went and shared his girl's hangry rant on Twitter, but Deja wasn't taking it lying down.
Responding to the footage he shared of her mini meltdown, Deja did what any self-respecting girlfriend would do – she laid it out in black and white, explaining exactly why her BF was out of line.
"Let me just say this…It wasn't about me not sharing because I always give you stuff," she began. "I just got that pizza and if you wanted just a little piece of it I could've gotten you your own."
Can somebody get her pic.twitter.com/6zku47WVmp
— dee breezy (@xxdbreezyxx) July 6, 2016
"You plotted on getting my food when you knew I was hungry," she accused. "Let's go back to when I said I wanted carry out and you recommended pizza bolis so you knew what you were gonna do before we ever got there."
"All I'm asking is that next time you just be honest and say 'De'ja. I am starving like a homeless pig, can you spare me a slice," she pleaded.
"Now people think I'm all crazy when I'm not, I'm just really serious about my food."
De'ja, we got you.