‘F*cking laughable’ Calvin is LOLLING at Tom and Tay’s love

Meeting the parents is a big deal in anyones language, so it's hardly surprising that more than a few eyebrows were raised when Taylor Swift took the plunge after just nine seconds of dating Tom Hiddleston.

The Bad Blood singer recently took a long leisurely stroll on the beach with her new bae and his mum while the rest of the world wondered whether they needed to step up a gear in their own relationships.

Reminding us that we were right to question this milestone moment is Tay's ex, Calvin Harris, who is apparently equally as flabbergasted by developments. 

According to reports, the Scottish DJ is stunned that Taylor hopped across the pond to meet Tom's mum when she had repeatedly told him the UK was too far to travel when he suggested she meet his own mum during their 15-month relationship.

TMZ has claimed that those in the know can confirm Calvin is far from impressed with Taylor's new relationship, saying the 32-year-old Drinking From the Bottle DJ thinks it's "f*cking laughable".

With sources close to the former couple insisting that poor ol' Cal is 'bewildered and astonished', at least we know we're not alone on this one.