Finally a solution to the healthiness of fruit

Are you sick of how healthy bananas are? Do you hate how fruit doesn’t cause obesity?

Well finally there is a solution to the problem that nobody had.

DestapaBanana is a new device that allows you to inject a caramel core into a banana – without removing the peel.

This way you can carry around your Frankenstein banana for a quick, on-the-go hit of diabetes.

To create this monstrosity, you hold the banana in the DestapaBanana’s tube vice, which extracts the core of the banana. Then you replace it with a sugary liquid of your choice from the refillable bottle.

The DestapaBanana is not available to buy yet, but we’re sure such a useful and necessary product will be in every home in no time…