‘Gone in 60 Seconds’: Lads are using movies to name their junk

You'd be hard-pressed to find a lad who hasn't, at some point, in his life measured his…well…lad, but how many have taken the time to actually give it a name?

And how many more have spent precious hours actually matching their manhood to a movie title?

More than you might think ladies, especially if a Reddit thread which was started by a user named FireCrotch_McGee (no, seriously) is anything to go by.

Hundreds and hundreds of guys have taken time out of their busy days to bestow a title on their penis, and it's giving everyone online a right 'ol laugh.

From the always predictable Godzilla and Bigger, Longer, Uncut to the more amusing Home Alone and Gone in 60 Seconds, these lads aren't taking the task lying down.

You have to hand it to them – they're not all as cocky as each other.