WTF?! Guy in the States makes headlines for ‘calling his cat a b*tch’

A 53-year-old man from the United States has made headlines today following a very unfortunate incident with some homemade brownies.

In something which sounds like a scene from American Pie, the man in question did what anyone would do upon discovering a tray of brownies in their car – he ate a couple… and then some.

But instead of doing what the rest of us do after devouring a tray of baked goods  – faceplant and bemoan our lack of will power, you know the drill – Michael Gollehon began crawling around his home and cursing out his cat.

Yep, this guy's adult children baked themselves a right ol' batch of pot brownies, and forgot to tell their father that he'd be better off sticking to a plate of s'mores.

Alarmed by her husband's conduct, Michael's wife made contact with the police who told BuzzFeed that Michael 'was displaying odd behaviour'.

Elaborating on poor Michael's reaction to his accidental overdose, Omaha police told the press that Michael was "crawling around on the floor, calling their cat a ‘bitch,’ randomly using profanities, and saying he feels like ‘he’s trippin”.”

After paramedics confirmed that Michael's vitals were in a normal range, a very stoned Mr. Gollehon refused transport to hospital and was instead helped to bed by paramedics.

That cat deserves a serious apology.