‘I own your child!!!’: Your definitive guide to Kanye’s BEST Twitter rants

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Sh*t got real last night you guys.

The skies darkened, social media erupted into chaos and all general hell broke loose as Kanye unleashed the full force of his Twitter wrath upon a rather unsuspecting Wiz Khalifa. 

Poor Wiz, whom we imagine watched the whole thing unfold like this. 

There was jibes thrown at innocent children, general angry nonsense, the usual inflated egomaniacal madness and even a few fashion related low-blows. 

But if you thought this was the first time Kanye has let his feelings be known, then you would be sorely mistaken my friends. 

Behold SHEmazing!'s definitive list of Kanye's most explosive and ridiculous social media rampages, ranked from excellent to bloomin' brillant: 

5) Kanye gets mad at internet trolls

Kanye was not impressed after the video for his song Black Skinhead was leaked online. 

While the trolls responsible got a few harsh words, we don't reckon we saw the full extent of Kanye's fury in this particular rant. 

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4) Kanye gets mad at in-app purchases

Kanye wants his two-year-old to be able to play on their smartphone WITHOUT INTERRUPTION. 

Let babies play with their mobile devices in peace y'all. 

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3) Kanye gets mad at general fashion 

Kanye was just out cruisin' one day but decided to destroy the internet with a run-down of his fashion pet hates. 

Safe to say, the entire face of the the fashion industry was irrevocably altered. 

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2) Kanye gets mad at Jimmy Kimmel

Note to TV presenters of the world, doing a Kanye spoof is not advisable. 

Take this Jimmy Kimmel rampage as evidence. 

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1) Kanye gets really mad at Wiz Khalifa 

Wiz Khalifa fell victim to thirty plus tweets after unwisely criticising Kanye's latest album name and for purportedly using Kim Kardashian's initials in a tweet (he was actually referencing a strain of weed called KK, duh). 

Still, that did not stop Kanye unleashing the most epicly epic Twitter rants of perhaps all time. 

The world is still recovering. 

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