This man just wanted to bring his dog for a walk but THIS happened

Entertainment

Jan 29, 2016

When children's author Joe Craig tweeted to his followers that he had an interesting story to tell, it's safe to say everyone needed to know what it was.

Well, it turns out that Joe had had a pretty fascinating encounter while out walking his dog earlier in the week and he simply had to share it with the universe.

And we are SO glad he did.

Take it away, Joe:

I heard muffled screaming & saw the boot of a car rattling. Oh no, I thought – someone's trapped in the boot!

— Joe Craig (@joecraiguk) January 28, 2016

Couldn't see inside the car cos it was dark but as I got closer I was sure that there were screams coming from the boot. Urgent screams.

— Joe Craig (@joecraiguk) January 28, 2016

I have to do it quickly in case the person who's trapped them comes back. This is DANGEROUS but I am A HERO. My dog is too. Both heroes.

— Joe Craig (@joecraiguk) January 28, 2016

The woman was naked.

— Joe Craig (@joecraiguk) January 28, 2016

They'd put the back seats down & were lying the full length of the car, heads in the boot.

— Joe Craig (@joecraiguk) January 28, 2016

Except now she was no longer screaming, because she was looking up at me, horrified. As was the man. I was holding the boot open.

— Joe Craig (@joecraiguk) January 28, 2016

…the rattling. But I see now you don't need my help. Either of you. And that this is the good kind of screaming. Sorry. Do carry on."

— Joe Craig (@joecraiguk) January 28, 2016

I also wanted to offer a little encouragement.

— Joe Craig (@joecraiguk) January 28, 2016

And my dog loves car journeys.

— Joe Craig (@joecraiguk) January 28, 2016

My dog jumped into the boot. Sort of next-to (but mainly on-top-of) the faces of the two copulating strangers.

— Joe Craig (@joecraiguk) January 28, 2016