Pay day is just around the corner: Twitter sums up the agonising wait
We're nearing the end of the month which means the vast majority of us are currently living off beans, pasta and half-price fruit.
And that, ladies, is because we did what we do every other month, and blew our salary on non-essentials leaving us incapable of procuring actual essentials for the rest of the month.
So, the cycle continues; you know how it is.
Thankfully, our good friends out there in the Twitosphere are just like us, and know all too well the agony of the final week of the month.
Behold your friends, ladies.
1. We hear you, girl.
Next Friday can't come quick enough I am in severe poverty#payday
— Nicole Middlemiss (@nicolemidx) July 20, 2017
2. You heard her.
I can see Friday is only 3 days away. You know that that means ? #payday pic.twitter.com/L5jirLtxDK
— Harry Lee (@HarryLee0304) July 25, 2017
3. Praise Jesus.
Me falling asleep tonight knowing that direct deposit is going to hit #payday pic.twitter.com/5kPROtGRIU
— ashleyycopp (@heyitsashleyy) July 20, 2017
4. Hell, yeah.
Broke today. Ballin' tomorrow. #payday
— megan (@_megstuh) July 21, 2017
5. Do not donate, he has more than us.
I'm literally broke, only have $13 in my bank right now #donate #broke #money
— D (@wonderphu_) July 22, 2017
6. Ah yes, the porridge bowl diet.
Oatmeal for every meal for the next week#broke
— alyssa conde (@alyssa_conde) July 25, 2017
7. It's certainly something to consider.
When I was a kid I used to bring my piggy bank to my fams house and ask them for money……considering doing that again #broke
— Emma (@EmMcCarthy_) July 15, 2017
8. We don't need that negativity in our lives.
Love it when @Barclays texts you 2 tell you how skint you are, aye naw bother pal cheers for the reminder#skint #broke #MoMoneyMoProblem
— Jonathan Wight (@jonathanAwight) July 25, 2017
9. You could have gotten 4 Taz bars back in the day.
So many things I wanna do in the holidays but got about 42p #skint
— M (@meg_clarkk) July 18, 2017
10. Life is cruel.
I could honestly murder a @dominos right now but #insufficientfunds
— damøn (@damonxgould) July 16, 2017
11. Whatever helps, dude.
Just had my credit card declined for 1st time ever and strangly makes me feel like a grown up. #InsufficientFunds
— David Parry (@pazzman1977) July 23, 2017