Prince George is turning 3… And we are SO damn jealous of his present

After ten years of asking for a puppy on our birthday, most of us admitted defeat, quietly played with our Trolls and wondered why our parents were so goddamn selfish.

And while most of us here at SHEmazing! HQ assumed we'd gotten over the anguish, recent developments have confirmed that we're still struggling to deal with the pent-up childhood frustration.

With reports emerging that Prince George is set to get a Bolonki Zwetna puppy for this third birthday, we're finding it really hard to keep ourselves from picking up the phone and demanding an explanation from our parents.

According to the Daily Mail, little George will soon be the proud owner of a dog that looks like something straight out of a cartoon.

Commenting on Kate and Will's choice, an insider told the paper: "Bolonka Zwetnas are energetic, sturdy and playful — perfect for George."

"And while they have a tendency to suffer hip dysplasia, they also have a love of sitting on laps for warmth," the insider said in an explanation which had us whimpering into our hands.

According to those in the know, a Bolonko Zwetna can set a dog-lover back £1,800, but it's worth every damn penny from where we're standing.