Sex-drought Vicky Pattison admits: ‘Nuns get more action than me’

She has undeniably transformed her appearance – shedding three stone through healthy eating and exercise. 

But despite her new-found body confidence, Vicky Pattison admits she's been weathering a serious sex drought recently… largely because she says she just can't find a man who meets her expectations.

“My love life has been s**t. I can’t even dress it up for you,” she told the Daily Star.

“A nun has been getting more action than me. I went nearly six months without sex until recently.

“I went so long I almost forgot what it was like and what you did.”

However, the Geordie Shore star is happy to confirm that the situation has now been rectified: “I finally remembered the other week when I had what we’ll call a date, so you could say the dry spell is finally over.”

Phew!

​Earlier this month, Vicky unveiled her brand new summer fashion range for Honeyz. 

“It’s a really girly collection with pieces to suit everyone,” she explained to Mail Online. “There’s pastels and floral prints with a strong nautical theme throughout. 

“There's maxi dresses for afternoons in a beer garden with mates, cute tea dresses for meals out and classy co-ords for nights out.”

Ms Pattison, who has a best-selling fitness DVD to her name, went down five dress sizes last year and said this was something she kept in mind while amassing the collection.

“I wanted to create a range that would suit all shapes and sizes,” she said.