So someone live tweeted the worst Tinder date of all time…

Carrie Mantha, owner of a company called Indira Collection was lucky enough to overhear what seems like the WORST Tinder date of all time – and shared it with the world!

In a series of HILARIOUS tweet, Carrie outlines what seems to be the world’s most obnoxious rich kid on a date with a seemingly normal and nice girl.

Here we go…

Sitting next to the most obnoxious Tinder couple ever. Dude is a 40-something trust fund baby, girl seems normal but inexplicably into him

— Carrie Mantha (@CarrieMantha) November 12, 2014

The guy seems like a charmer so far… 

Dude: "So I said 'I don't have time to wait; I have a biz to run.'" Girl: "What biz is that?" Dude: "the business of enjoying my life"

— Carrie Mantha (@CarrieMantha) November 12, 2014

Well, you have to admire his honesty, no?!

Dude just casually admitted it's his 3rd Tinder date OF THE DAY. Girl seems strangely amused, couple on the other side hilariously appalled

— Carrie Mantha (@CarrieMantha) November 12, 2014

He then described why his other dates of the day didn't quite work out. Quick, keep shoveling that cheesecake into your mouth and you will NEVER have to meet this guy. 

"And this one girl ate AN ENTIRE DESSERT before the date was over AND asked for a bite of mine." (Sadly, I am now officially not his type)

— Carrie Mantha (@CarrieMantha) November 12, 2014

Clearly thinking about date number four…

You guys, HE'S SWIPING THROUGH TINDER WHILE SHE'S IN THE BATHROOM. I think he might actually be an addict. Appears to be all right-swipes.

— Carrie Mantha (@CarrieMantha) November 12, 2014

He's so rich, he does drugs you've never even HEARD of

"I've never done any drugs that aren't socially acceptable. I mean, I did snowcaps back in the day but whatever." Snowcaps?

— Carrie Mantha (@CarrieMantha) November 12, 2014

No sibling rivalry here, lads!

"Everyone knows I'm the best investor in the family. Two of my brothers already spent their entire inheritance." #lowbar

— Carrie Mantha (@CarrieMantha) November 12, 2014

Things then took a turn for the un-PC…

Oh lord… "Do you have any like old samurai swords that have been in your family for centuries?" (Girl is Asian) #cringing

— Carrie Mantha (@CarrieMantha) November 12, 2014

And then get a WHOLE lot worse

We're back on foreign policy… "These ISIS guys are already in the city. They're driving cabs everywhere." #hideyourkidshideyourwife

— Carrie Mantha (@CarrieMantha) November 12, 2014

Thankfully for us all, Carrie has her priorities straight…

Thank you Carrie – this has entertained us no end!