Who knew that Kris Jenner was the queen of ad-libbing?
The Kardashian momager is a key cameo in Ariana Grande's iconic noughties-inspired Thank U, Next music video, and the blooper reel has just been gifted to us and all we can say is; God is a Woman.
That woman is Kris.
Blooper reels are undeniably traditional when it comes to 1990s romantic comedies, and Ari has also bequeathed the audience with a WHOLE DELETED SCENE from the Legally Blonde aspect of the video.
The "I'm taking the f*cking dog" scene from the renowned Reese Witherspoon flick features Ari masquerading as Jennifer Coolidge's lawyer while confronting her ex-boyfriend.
Troye Sivan getting smashed into a locker multiple times also features ("she's gonna f*cking slam me, I just know it"), not to mention a GAS moment where Miranda Sings' water breaks while Ari (AKA Regina George) walks past her.
The funniest part HAS to be Kris Jenner getting a little too into her cameo role as Regina George's mom.
While in the audience recording her beloved 'daughter' performing the song, Jenner whispers to the woman beside her;
“When I was raising Ariana I always told her that if a guy ever f*cks with her, she should just say "thank u, next." I told her … if she ever had sex without a condom, she’d get chlamydia and die.”
Wow, now THAT is called good acting.
As well as Mean Girls and Legally Blonde, the acclaimed video also paid tribute to Bring It On and 13 Going On 30.
Thank the Lord, we're getting the answers to all of our 2019 questions.
The main question, of course, being: Where the hell are Lindsay Lohan's iconique characters RIGHT THIS MOMENT?
Strap yourselves in, gals. Lindsay spoke to Entertainment Weekly about her thoughts on the roles, and her answers seem pretty legit.
Take a look at what the former child-star had to say, some of her answers may surprise you:
Anna Coleman: Freaky Friday
Anna Coleman was the cool gal we all wanted to be, with Jamie Lee Curtis playing the famous role of Anna's badass mom.
"Anna Coleman is now running for office. Secretary of State, with Michelle Obama probably and Oprah Winfrey. In 2020, so be sure to vote for her."
Hallie Parker and Annie James: The Parent Trap
Her most infamous child star role, where Lohan played twins living in separate worlds who have NO IDEA they're related until they meet at camp and switch places.
"I think that they've swapped. I think Hallie is in London as a parenting counsellor, and then Annie is in California running a vineyard."
Maggie Peyton: Herbie Fully Loaded
The aspiring race car driver whose life is changed by her car, Herbie. Who can forget this character?
"Maggie Peyton is now the VP of Tesla."
Ashley Albright: Just My Luck
The gal who got to smooch none other than Chris Pine, and get her luck turned golden at the same time. We're jelly.
"Ashley Albright is running a fashion house. She's like a Diane Von Furstenburg with really good luck."
Aubrey Fleming: I Know Who Killed Me
Aspiring pianist and writer Aubrey disappears on a night out in the 2007 psychological thriller, and yet another random twin who was separated at birth turns up.
"So there's two ways I can go with this, because we didn't know if she had a sister or not. One is six feet under, the other one is FBI. They've both changed their names, so it's CIA, FBI and they're friends with Anna Coleman. So they're taking over the White House."
Cady Heron: Mean Girls
Cady is arguably the most famous character in the Lindsay Lohan repertoire, and lately featured as part of Ariana Grande's iconic Thank U, Next music video.
"Cady Heron is definitely back in Africa building homes for orphan gorillas. For sure, obviously."
Elizabeth 'Lola' Steppe: Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen
The Broadway obsessed 15-year-old gal played by Lohan who gets embroiled in the New Yorker life with Megan Fox.
"Lola would be a director on Broadway. She'd be directing Mean Girls right now, duh."
Rachel Wilcox: Georgia Rule
Rachel's a rebel who gets caught up in drug use, sex and drinking at 17. Jane Fonda plays the badass granny who turns Rachel's life around.
"Rachel would be a lawyer, definitely a female activist, for sure."
Casey Stuart: Life Size
The tomboy who plays quarterback on the seventh grade football team. Casey sets the world into crazy mode by trying to RESURRECT her dead mother. Yup, that was a plot-line, with Tyra Banks.
"Casey would be living in Texas dating a really famous football player. She'd be friends with Giselle and Tom Brady, they'd have kids parties together.
So there you have it: a comprehensive breakdown of every Lindsay Lohan character's lives in modern day.
According to the woman herself; "I'm pretty sure they could put every character together and create a really good Capitol Hill office."
Hmm, interesting notion. The standard at the moment doesn't exactly seem sky high to be fair…
Check out the original video below;
As far as modern-day Lindsay Lohan herself goes… who know's what character's she'll decide to play next.
2019 is set to be an absolute smash for rising Irish star Dermot Kennedy, if this latest announcement is anything to go by.
News has just hit that the singer-songwriter from Dublin is set to hit the Coachella stage this April, joining the ranks of headliners such as Ariana Grande, Childish Gambino and Tame Impala.
The world famous California music festival attracts attention from all over the world for the big names it procures, and now Irish talent will be joining them.
The singer made the big announcement over Twitter, writing that the opportunity is "a dream come true" for the artist,
Despite the fact that Kennedy has yet to release an album, he has sold a whopping 75,000 tickets worldwide in the last year alone following the release of his EP, Doves and Ravens.
His latest track, Power Over Me, has generated over 300 million streams globally and the Dubliner has over 2.5 million monthly listeners on Spotify..
He is also part of YouTube's first ever Ones To Watch list, and his 2019 tour which kicks off in May has sold out four nights in the Olympia Theatre in Dublin, Brixton's O2 Academy and Manchester's Albert Hall.
Irish singer-songwriter Gavin James was the only Irish artist to make the Coachella 2018 list, which attracted 99,000 concert-goers to the festival.
The singer has reiterated that she is remaining a single lady in 2019.
Taking to Twitter just two days ago, Ari tweeted: "Spoiler for the rest of this year / probably my life: it’s no one. Please refer back to this tweet for future questions."
Besides, Ariana and Ricky have always had a solid friendship since their break-up in 2016.
spoiler for the rest of this year / probably my life: it’s no one. please refer back to this tweet for future questions.
We would be genuinely shookth if they did reignite the flame, as Thank U, Next proved that any love between them is just friendly.
To refresh your memory: "Wrote some songs about Ricky, Now I listen and laugh."
Fans were also quick to defend their friendship as rumours swirled.
just because ariana is hanging out with ricky it doesn’t mean they are gonna get back together.. in the words of miss grande “believe it or not women can be friends with people with dicks and not hop on them”
One said: "Just because Ariana is hanging out with ricky it doesn’t mean they are gonna get back together.. in the words of miss Grande: 'Believe it or not women can be friends with people with dicks and not hop on them'” – AMEN.
We are hoping that 2019 will be an easier year for Ari, whether she finds love or not.
As for this rumour, we'll be saying Thank U, Next.
The early noughties WORSHIPPED the French manicure, and all of a sudden we're seeing a major comeback.
Between Ariana Grande using the trend as part of her iconic 00's chick-flick themed Thank U, Next music video, and Ocean's 8 featuring the nail art, fashion has taken a turn.
White-tipped nails were huge back in the day, everyone who was anyone sported the chic style craze. Heiresses such as Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian West aided the movement.
The trend appeared to die by the time 2010 came along, with those in the ensuing decade calling it cheesy and (*gasp*) TACKY.
The tide is turning, because the nail style is appearing everywhere from red carpets to fashion shows, from celebrity appearances to music videos.
We're seeing massive 1990s comebacks, from bands such as the Spice Girls and Westlife as well as reboots of popular TV shows and movies such as Sabrina.
It makes sense that nails should follow fashion and popular culture, and we're SO ready to whip out those white tips.
"Fashion has taken a '90s turn from influence, so of course the trends have returned from that era. I'm enjoying the new modern twists, maybe because it comes from my era."
"How you approach the modern take is vital; the nail shape should be a ballerina, not a square. If it's not done right, it will become 'basic'," she commented.
Heaven forbid.
Are you ready to WERK the trend, or do you think it should stay in the 2000s where it belongs?
Pete Davidson has performed his first stand-up comedy show since his troubling social media posts depicting suicidal thoughts.
He opened up about his relationship with pop singer Ariana Grande, his former fiancé. Since their much-publicised split, Pete has been relatively quiet about the singer, aside from his worrying Instagram posts.
The Saturday Night Live star performed a set in Boston on New Year's Eve, and you can bet the Thank, U Next star came up in conversation.
He first made a quip regarding their break-up a few weeks ago, Ari clapped back with; "For somebody who claims to hate relevancy you sure love clinging to it, huh. Thank u. next."
The topic of break-up songs was brought up by Davidson during his show, with the comedian commenting that;
"Here's the thing about the breakup song. Usually breakup songs you know who it's about but you don't really know. That G named all of us," he spoke to the crowd, blatantly referring to the number one song Thank U, Next.
"Bam. She named all of us. And then, tells us, yeah, he has a big dick." He continued.
"So I start playing it. And we're all like, "Ehhh… it's ok." We're like "Okay, it's not that bad for you."
"It made me see how ugly people can get, and how cool people can be," he reportedly said, according to Us Weekly.
The publication claims that Pete carried on with his Ariana conversation, saying that most artists don't actually name their exes in their songs.
He joked;
"Not this wonderful lady. This diabolical genius named all of us." He also said that the smash hit song premiered right before SNL, at which point he told his cast-mates and friends:
"We all have to listen to this song and you all have to look at me, it’s gonna be rough."
Yikes. He later described crying with his mother on the kitchen table after hearing the song.
Well, break-ups rarely end without at least one party feeling heartbroken.
At least Pete admitted that the song is catchy, he's trying to see the brighter side of 2019 by the sound of things…
Replying to, ''Who is Ariana dating now?'' she said, ''Can they tell me too?''
Maybe hinting at a New Year’s resolution, she said, ''Spoiler for the rest of this year / probably my life: it’s no one. please refer back to this tweet for future questions.''
spoiler for the rest of this year / probably my life: it’s no one. please refer back to this tweet for future questions.
Ariana has had an unreal 2018 career-wise, ending the year with the iconic Thank You, Next – a dedication to all of her ex-boyfs.
The chart-topper told the audience at Billboard’s Woman Of The Year, ''This has been one of the best years in my career and one of like the worst years in my life.''
She continued, ''As far as my personal life goes I really have no idea what the fuck I am doing. So yeah, it’s been a very conflicting one.''
However, the singer’s latest single Thank U, Next seems to show that Ariana is choosing to use her past to make her the woman she is today – strong and fiercer than ever.
She’s learned something through each difficulty life has thrown her way and we can’t wait to hear the empowering words of her next album.
According to The Sun, after the tragic attack which claimed the lives of 22 people, Ariana thought it was "too soon" to accept the Damehood since families were still the midst of grieving.
A source told the publication: “Ariana was flattered but said it was too soon."
"She explained she was still grieving. So were scores of families."
“She feared some affected might see it as insensitive. The committee wrote to her but she politely said no,” the source added.
An additional source also confirmed that Ari turned down the offer, to the newspaper, saying: “She was deeply moved and honoured. She didn’t decline it as such but explained it was not the right time to accept.”
Here's hoping that she will become a Dame later down the line, as her benefit concert, One Love Manchester raised over £17 million for the victims' families.
2018 has been a whirlwind year for Ariana Grande, from her career skyrocketing with her massively successful album, Sweetener, breaking streaming and chart records to blowing our minds with her Thank U, Next music video.
However, just as her career has catapulted, her love life has given her increasing trouble. After her former love Mac Miller passed away earlier in the year, Ariana broke off her engagement with SNL comedian Pete Davidson.
She has now decided to channel those turbulent emotions into her Christmas decorations…
Between a much-publicised break-up, a called-off engagement, a planned world tour, a massively successful album, an ex-boyfriend dying of a drug overdose and a feud between Drake and Kanye which she accidentally joins, Ariana has had an absolutely wild year.
Feliz NaviDAMN she makes a good metaphor.
Merry Christmas Ari, we love the tree. You go Glen Coco.
