Internet, you have officially gone too far…

Listen, we love quirky and whimsical gifts, but bacon-flavoured products are just… WEIRD. 

Recently, we discovered an online store called 'Meat Maniac', which offers an array of bacon-flavoured products, that really should not be bacon-flavoured. 

For those of you that wish to smell like a meaty treat, the store offers bacon-scented SOAP…

Oh, is pork soap not your thing? No worries… perhaps you would prefer some bacon-flavoured toothpaste!

(Please, make it stop).

Keeping those teeth fresh and clean, you can also purchase bacon-flavoured FLOSS… which is honestly just creepy.

Maybe you simply wish to set the mood, or create a romantic ambience? Well, lads… there's a candle for that.

However, the most unusual offering from Meat Maniac is their bacon-flavoured LUBE… yes, lube. 

These products are BACON my heart… (yeah, I went there).

Would you try any of them?