‘Do you have these in a 9?’ 10 things only girls with BIGGER feet will get
Having big feet isn't exactly easy.
Having big feet when you're a woman is even harder.
From being unable to rock certain styles to squeezing your foot into a shoe that doesn't fit simply because you're an optimistic kind of gal, being any bigger than a size 7 can make life tough.
And here are just ten things you'll recognise from a life spent looking for a shoe that doesn't resemble a canoe.
1. You genuinely felt your mother’s resentment when you graduated from childrens’ prices to adults' prices at the grand old age of six.
"You don't think I feel bad too?!"
2. Asking for your size in a shoe shop feels like a drug deal.
"Don’t cause a scene, but I need a size 9."
3. Men-style loafers don’t look cute on you when you’re above a size 6.
"Are you wearing your granddad’s shoes?"
When small feet women complain about not having shoes to wear #bigfeetproblems #stopit pic.twitter.com/RjpBD2rDAC
— Shonchelle Shereé (@ShoeQueen101) November 7, 2016
4. Ballet pumps look long enough in general, but when you’re tipping a size 9 you may as well be rocking canoes.
“I’m actually only a 9, but I see why you’d think I’m a size 13.”
5. Shoe shops that display pairs instead of singles are your favourite places to shop.
"No human contact in this paradise!”
6. Peep-toes heels were your only man when they didn’t have your size.
“Don’t mind my toes dragging on the ground – they’re meant to do that.”
7. Swapping shoes with your squad was an activity you couldn’t get involved in.
“If anyone needs me, I’ll be under the stairs admiring your dad’s wellies.”
People complain about being a size 10 in shoes, HONEY IM A 13! Don't even want to hear it. Only one store carries my size! #bigfeetproblems
— Hannah Hiatt (@Hannah_Hiatt7) November 6, 2016
8. You tend to stick to neutral colours when it comes to footwear for fear of drawing too much attention to yourself.
“You’d be able to see me from the Mars lads, and that’s just it.”
9. Unlike other girls who’ve tried on their boyfriend’s runners for comedy purposes, you’ve tried them on after admiring the roominess.
“And tell me, do you find they give good support?”
10. Buying shoes online is a no-go because you just can’t trust they’ll fit until you’ve done a lap of an actual store (under the cover of darkness, obvs.)
“Oh, they SAY size 9, but you and I both know I won’t get more than halfway in.”