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Is it just us, or is Christmas actually getting earlier every year? Well, if Brown Thomas in Dublin, Cork and Limerick is anything to go by… the festive season is already here.

Yes, a full four months before the man with the bag arrives in Ireland, the famed department store has kicked off a spot of Yuletide joy. 

For 2015 the Christmas Market is, according to Brown Thomas, "filled with Christmas trees and trim, seasonal decorations and festive food". 

"We’ve actually been working on this year's Christmas Market since Christmas last year," BTs also said in a statement today.

And they reckon that they need to launch the market at this time of year to satisfy "customer demand".

"Plenty of shoppers are keen to get organised early," it maintains. "Generally we find that there’s a great response from customers to opening in August especially tourists who are eager to buy pieces they can’t get at home."

The themes for this year’s Christmas Market at Brown Thomas include Ice Palace, Venetian Winter, I Love Candy, and Santa’s Journey.

Ho, ho, ho? Or just bah, humbug?

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The Christmas holidays are OFFICIALLY over and we are all back to the grindstone. It wasn't easy but it's all over now…until tomorrow! 

Here are 5 thoughts anyone who went back to work today will have suffered through:

1. "Huh, I forgot what my alarm sounded like…"
Please don't make me get up. Please, please, please!

2. "The last time I drank was three days ago, HOW can I still be hungover?!"
It's like all of the Christmas time hangovers are ganging up on you on this hellish day.

3. "Hey, where's the Bailey's for my morning coffee? Oh wait, I'm not at home" *breaks into tears*
No more liquid brunches for you. 

4. "No no, I started my diet earlier, thanks. Um…are those Heroes? Sorry I thought they were Quality Street. I'll just have one."
And two, and three and…actually I'll just leave the box on my desk. 

5. "Tonight, I'm going to bed at 8pm and will be refreshed and ready for the day ahead."
New Year and all that.

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Like most people, we start daydreaming about our Christmas dinner around mid-November every year; we ponder the variety of potato, we fantasise about our mum’s secret recipe gravy and we imagine that first succulent bite.

Then today rolls around and we can’t bring ourselves to look at the bloody thing.

Every time we walk into the kitchen, we see it resting under some crinkled tinfoil and we know we’re going to have to start making some excuses pronto to avoid eating any more of that giant bird.

If you’re fresh out of excuses at this stage, then feel free to use some of ours. We won’t tell.

1. Dustin the turkey was the shining light of my childhood and while yes, I did indeed indulge yesterday, I can’t possibly betray him again.

So, no thank you, I will decline your kind offer of turkey curry.

2. Did you not SEE that pregnant Thanksgiving turkey video on YouTube?

How can I be sure I’m not eating that momma turkey’s baby? I can’t, so no thanks.

3. No, I’m sorry. It’s against my religion.

Yes, I was indeed a different religion on Christmas Day when I ate it. Thank you for noticing.

4. Turkey is unfortunately my least favourite meat…

…today.

5. I’m sorry I can’t possibly eat turkey without cranberry sauce.

Oh, you have some? I’m sorry, I meant without marmalade.

6. I found that turkey a tiny bit dry the first time around.

I don’t think I can afford to eat any considering the water charges.

7. Oooh more turkey! Do you mind if I eat it in the nip? It tastes better that way.

No? OK, I’ll sit this meal out so.

8. Eating turkey after the 26th is against everything I stand for.

Yes, my moral compass revolves solely around farmyard animals. Deal with it.

9. I’ll only have some if I can put my head in the carcass afterwards like a zombified Monica from Friends.

No? Grand, so. Your loss.

10. I will projectile if I have to look at one more piece of turkey.

But thank you, I’ll just help myself to this block of brie, tin of roses and tub of miniature heroes.

We didn't say they were bulletproof, but they're worth a shot, right?

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We love our family, we really do. But when it comes to Christmas presents, sometimes we find ourselves asking, 'WHY?!!'

Here are the worst gifts you could get from a relative at Christmas:

1. A highly inappropriate diamond thong 
Erm, thanks Gran…

2. A Westlife calendar
Well, at least your Aunt Betty remembered you love Westlife…five years ago. In fact, where did she even find it?!

3. The gift that you gave them last year…
Nice

4. A weighing scales
Get out now

5. A boxset of all of the Bridget Jones movies
Hint taken

6. How to Find a Boyfriend for Dummies
No seriosuly, HINT TAKEN!

7. The way-too-expensive gift
As you sheepishly hand them them the selection box you bought them

8. Pajamas that are five times too big
TALL DOESN'T MEAN BIG

9. An iron
Sigh…thoughtful but disappointing

10. The boxset of Cribs
"I remember you love that show" – yup, thanks Uncle Pat!

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There is just no denying it – Christmas is the best time of the year. With epic gifts, food and movie marathons to look forward to over the coming fortnight, we've compiled a list of the best Christmas traditions to get you even more excited for the celebrations.

1. Decorating the house

Multi-coloured tinsel? Check. Gaudy baubles? Check. Tacky LED Santa? Double check. Despite the annual struggle to get the garland to stay up, decorating the tree and house is the most exciting part of the Christmas preparations, and the first sign that the festive season has begun. Throw on the Christmas tunes and have a hot port while you're at it, and you might as well be in the North Pole.

2. Watching the lights turn on

It doesn't matter what age you are, there's something so timelessly magical about watching the lights get turned on in the city. It's the first sign that Christmas is on its way, and the festive cheer in the air is infectious. Only downside? So many street selfies.

3. The work Christmas party

The one time of the year where it's almost acceptable (yet always so regrettable) to get drunk and overshare around your bosses. Inappropriate comments and a sneaky hook-up under the mistletoe are par for the course, as are ridiculous Christmas jumpers.

4. Secret Santa

It's hard enough trying to buy for your family, so trying to keep to a €10 budget on a gift for a person you've barely said more than hello to is a definite challenge. As stressful as Secret Santa may prove each year however, it's a lovely way to bond with your work crew. Also, it's always fun trying to figure out who gave that one completely awful gift. Fun times!

5. Going to mass with the family

Once you get over the initial guilt that goes with the realisation that it's been a year since you set foot in a church, Christmas mass is a lovely way to bring the real meaning of the holiday home. Even if you are just there to keep the parents happy, hearing the hymns and the story of the nativity, and seeing the excitement of the little children around is very special.

6. Binging on chocolate and turkey sandwiches

So food is probably at the top of the list of things we most look forward to at Christmas. We spend weeks preparing for the feast of chocolates, desserts, whopper dinners and mince pies that mum has stashed away in the cupboards, and gladly take the opportunity to gorge ourselves to the point of illness.

7. Reuniting with friends who have moved away

They spend their lives on Facebook sharing photos and statuses of how fabulous Australia/ America/ China is, but when it comes right down to it, there's nowhere on Earth they would rather be at Christmastime than at home. Even if it's just for a few hours, Christmas is a great time to catch up with your buddies who have moved away, to reminisce on the good old days and swap scandal.

8. Hitting the pub on St Stephens Day

If there's one day that you always manage to make it out for over the festive season, it's St Stephens Day. It's the one night of the year when absolutely everyone is out – from friends to relatives and all the local talent – and the craic and feel-good atmosphere cannot be beaten.

9. Watching Christmas movies

This is probably the only time of the year where the family won't fight over the remote. Whether it's just that good old Christmas cheer or the fact that everyone is too full to move, no one will protest to a little Harry Potter marathon, and even the most hard-hearted among us will melt at It's A Wonderful Life and The Polar Express.

10. Hitting the sales

While the mere thought of leaving your hibernation spot on the couch to face crowds of bargain hunters is a terrifying one, we can never resist a trip into the sales. Best case, you'll find that amazing coat you had your eye on reduced to a steal; worst case, you can look on at the sad faces of the sales assistants and thank god it's not you having to put up with that angry mob.

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Asa much as we love our family, sometimes Christmas Day can become a little overwhelming. Here are some things that might help you get through it to Stephen’s Day when you can hopefully emerge unscathed.

Chocolate
Chocolate releases endorphins, making you feel happy. Stack up on Roses, selection boxes and Chocolate Kimberley to keep your good mood up even when your brother keeps hitting you with his new pellet gun.

Batteries
Trying to watch TV with your nan is literally impossible. Make sure you don’t miss any of the good bits as she tells you all about Paddy’s daughter Sheila who’s rolling in the dough over in Dubai by ensuring your remote has fresh batteries. This way you can record and pause anything you need. Yay for technology!

Back-up food
There’s a chance your mom might forget to put the turkey in the oven (again) and get dirty looks off your granny all day (again) so why not help the woman out and grab a roast chicken the day before just in case.

Double layered biscuit tins ONLY
Are you trying to cause a riot? On that note, move all of the biscuit tins that have been retired to sewing kits out of sight to avoid that horrible sinking feeling.

Christmas movies
Have a stack of Christmas movies ready and waiting to start the exciting day ahead. Unless you want to be stuck watching Puss In Boots.

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Much as we love our families, being in the presence of our parents non-stop for all of Christmas week can get a little exhausting.

Helen Rahily, a former Director of TV at RTÉ, is home from London for Christmas and the Irish Mammy Experience is already getting to be a bit too much for her.

Luckily she's decided to share all of her 88-year-old mammy's wise words with us via Twitter.

From blunt honesty:

To complaining about the price of things these days:

Not to mention the inevitable guilt trip:

Followed by another one:

Ah, family.

Follow @helenorahilly or look for the hashtag #IrishFamilyChristmas for more Irish Mammyisms… we're addicted!

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Christmas seemed to start bizarrely early this year, with selection boxes and other telltale signs appearing on shop shelves before Halloween had even finished. At that time of year it’s difficult to get into the festive spirit, but as the days crept on and December 25th drew nearer, the Christmas craziness became more and more amplified.

Festive shop window displays, Christmas music pumping from every store, lights, mince pies and mulled wine – the holiday season really is everywhere you look by now. But with so much on offer it can be difficult to feel like you are making the most of Christmas. There’s always something you’ve missed out on, or someone who’s having WAY more fun than you.

With the dawn of social media it’s easy to discover what everyone else is doing – or, to put it more accurately, to discover what it is you feel YOU should be doing.

Just when you think you’ve experienced a sufficient amount of Christmas magic – you’ve had a mince pie, you’ve swapped out your G&T for a mulled wine, you’ve even bought a gift! – up pops another filtered Instagram photo of a beautiful tree, or a Facebook status update about having a MAGICAL time ice-skating. Cue Christmas-related fear.

For most of us, Christmas week is about frantic gift-buying, being overwhelmed with pre-holiday work, and trying to navigate cross-country transport. It’s simply not possible to do all of that and fit in every piece of festive fun that’s available. But for some reason, as soon as we spot that photo or tweet, we instantly feel we’ve failed, that we’re not getting into the joy of Christmas, and that it’ll pass us by before we know it. Everyone else is happy and relaxed, why aren’t we?

The social media pressure even continues into Christmas Day. “Look how happy my family are!” “Look at how beautiful this dinner is!” “Look how amazing my boyfriend was to get me this gift!” After all, why else would you go to the bother of going online on Christmas Day if not to have a little boast? And social media is the perfect way to do that, with the instant gratification of likes and comments pouring in as soon as we make a post.

While social media is a great way to connect people, maybe this year we should take a step back a little. Firstly, by not berating ourselves for failing to get into the spirit of Christmas, and secondly, by not feeling pressured to post about every single activity we take part in or event we attend.

Just because that cute family photo doesn’t make it to Facebook, or you don’t tweet about how hilarious your Christmas Eve drinks were, it doesn’t mean those things didn’t happen. It just means you were enjoying them too much to be bothered telling a bunch of strangers and acquaintances all about it.

Next time you pick up your phone to check Facebook or Twitter, just remember Christmas is about joy, family and friends – not about showing off or feeling guilty. 

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Yes, Christmas is a time of joy and family fun, but it's also a time of awkward chit-chat with extended family you haven't clapped eyes on since this time last year.

Once you've covered the "aren't we so lucky with this mild weather?" and "God, hasn't the year FLOWN" basic chit-chat topics, it can be hard to figure out what to say next.

To avoid choking on your turkey with the awkwardness of it all, here are a few pop culture moments from 2014 to bring up if you're in need of a conversation starter…

1. With teens 
Teenage cousins who'd rather be anywhere but here, cranky adolescent siblings… you get the picture.

– "On a scale of amazing to AMAZING, what did you think of Taylor's new album?"

– "Do you reckon Justin is going to win Selena back? Her performance at the AMAs broke my heart."

– "Those new Instagram filters, amirite?"

2. With middle-aged relatives
Long-lost aunts and uncles, the Godmother you haven't seen since 2003, etc.

– "Who knew Stevie Wonder had NINE kids? The man's a machine."

– "Have you managed to delete the new U2 album from your phone yet?" N.B: confirm they're not a U2 fan first.

– "How amazing was Ellen's Oscar selfie? I vote we re-create it for this years family picture."

3. With those of an older vintage
Grandparents, grand-aunts, grand-uncles, elderly relatives… and so on.

– "I think 2014 was Ryan's best Toy Show yet, don't you?"

– "Enda's Christmas message: what's the verdict? He did well to throw in that Facetime line."

– "The Mrs. Brown's Boys Christmas Special – hit or miss? I think they used up all the best material for the movie, personally."

4. Your emergency bonus topic
For when a serious tumbleweed hits

– "So, what did we all think of Kim Kardashian's bum in that photo shoot?" *runs away*
 

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Ever since Sesame Street introduced us to the mind-bending wonder that was dogs with human hands, we've always found it juuuust a little creepy.

So we're not sure how to feel about this Christmas dinner video from pet food company Freshpet, which features an array of very dignified cats and dogs enjoying Christmas dinner.

There's the cat who rocks a sweater vest…

The ghetto bulldog…

And the surly teen…

Even though the human hands are freaking us out QUITE a bit, we have to admit this video made us laugh… especially the dog casually petting his OWN PET DOG. So meta.

 

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We assumed that Kim and Kanye would be over the moon at the thought of their first Christmas together as a married couple. Well, how wrong were we!?

The pair, who got married in Italy in May, can’t compromise with each other about where to spend their Christmas Day so it looks like they’ll be spending it apart.

Kanye isn’t particularly interested in the annual Christmas Eve party that his mother-in-law Kris is throwing and insiders have said: “Kanye just isn’t feeling it this year.”  Jeez.

The 37-year-old rapper has made it clear that he would rather spend the holiday in Paris with Kim and North so that he can continue working over the festive season, but that was met with major negativity.

A source commenting on the issue revealed that feisty Kim put her foot down and insisted that North will be celebrating with her extended family and said: “Kim absolutely refuses to even consider spending Christmas in Paris. She has said there will be no way North would be away from the cousins.” 

Either way, it doesn't look like North will get to spend the special day with both her parents, something which will be hard for the gorgeous toddler.

Deciding not to spend your first Christmas together as a married couple isn’t exactly a good sign for the future of the relationship, is it?

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Just when you thought you had seen all of the amazing sobfest homecomings you could handle – another comes along!

Bryan Greig, from Co. Down, travelled home to surprise his mom and sister, separately!

Skyping his mom from the bottom of the garden and hiding in a box from his sister, this is definitely a video to remember.

All we got from our brother for Christmas was a dead arm…

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