Remember the last time you searched high and low for the perfect dinosaur tail, but couldn't find one for love nor money?

Yeah, us neither.

But that hasn't stopped ASOS from thinking one step ahead and stocking up on an accessory which might give us an idea how Kim Kardashian feels navigating a room full of Ming vases.

At £25 a pop, the super-shiny Tell Tails Dinosaur Tails straps onto your waist and protrudes from your bum… exactly how God intended.

Touted as a festival accessory, this intriguing butt ornament is bound to complement your flower crown and make day-glo make-up pop… right?

Well, it's currently sold-out so somebody thinks so.

And here was us thinking baby wipes, booze and battered wellies were all we needed for EP this year – Excuse us while we go and reevaluate our lives.