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Most grooms fear they'll return from their stag do in some way incapacitated, but for one lad from Roscommon the bad luck befell him before the whistle was officially blown on his pre-wedding celebrations in Poland.

And it looks like his wingmen are more than happy to go on without him… as long as they can find a suitable replacement.

Taking to Done Deal with a clear mission, more than 20 lads from the West explain the need for a quick deal, stating: "Unfortunately the stag had accident with stairs broken ribs punctured lung bla bla bla."

Putting the call out for a replacement stag, the lads – with clear concern for their fallen brother – gave a quick round-up of what would be required of their new mate.

'Must be fit, healthy and able to answer to Eamo." the ad reads. "Must be good craic and have passport. Leaving Roscommon 12.30 Friday. €100 to change name on ticket. Good weekend assured."

Who'd say no to that?!
 

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Look, we all know there's nothing better than a full fry-up encased in warm buttery bread when you're hanging, and not being able to get your hands on one can be pure torture.

But even we draw the line at travelling the whole way to Co Mayo for one of the nation's go-to cures no matter how reasonable the price.

So, we're not sure how successful this Done Deal user is going to be after deciding to sell a jumbo breakfast roll online for a cool €2 this weekend.

Sharing a snap of the giant baguette – which has definitely seen better days – Ian Costello wrote: "Jumbo breakfast roll. Price is price. Zero mileage. No time wasters."

The ad, which was uploaded a day ago, has been viewed a whopping 944 times, but is still (shockingly) up for grabs.

Any takers?

 

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If you're in a relationship, then you know that sometimes (no matter how much you love the other person) they just wreck your head.

And let's be honest, if you're sick you kinda expect them to wait on you hand and foot.

Well, one girlfriend didn't do too much for her other half when he was ill, so he decided to put her up for sale on Done Deal.

Now, it's probably just a joke (and he probably thinks it's hilarious) but we're not quite sure how the GF must feel.

He did include some facts about her though, like she makes soup and changes the TV channel for him. How sound?! If you want to see the full post click here, and don't forget to look out for how much money he wants for her!

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It is always a tough, emotional and worrying experience when a friend moves away.

You worry about what you are going to do without them and what they are going to do without you. You worry that they won’t make any friends and that they will be lonely. You worry (perhaps the biggest worry of all) about what will happen if they meet someone else and all of a sudden… there is a NEW best friend on the scene?

Well, this one Irish man has found a way to tackle all these issues by making sure that his migrating best friend will have a new friend for the year but, also, that he will be promptly returned to his rightful owner.

That’s right, he has decided to rent out his BFF.

Yep, up on Done Deal you can find an advertisement for one best friend. But the seller also warns that potential renters must not get too attached, as he will be taking his best friend back at the end of the year.

“For rent. Best friend.

Term of lease is one year. Conor is moving to the people’s Republic of Cork for one year with his company. Very reluctant to rent him out but these things happens.”

Conor’s attributes include being “a good laugh” and it is said he is “the perfect Guinness drinking accomplice.”

The advertisement continues, “He is a terrible dancer but brave. Conor is an excellent wing man.”

Does Conor sound like the perfect BFF for you? If you like “Guinness, hurling, joe.ie, Roy Keane, Daniel O’Donnell, Chuck Norris facts,” then this could be your ideal match. 

For €4.45 per month, this sounds like the deal of a lifetime (or a year) to us! 

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It’s all fun and games in Las Vegas until you end up with no cash, no food and no way home.

Sometimes that long-awaited trans-Atlantic trip just gets the better of us and we completely lose the run of ourselves.

Mark from Monaghan found the cure. Done Deal has come to the rescue for the unlucky lad after he went way too hard and literally couldn’t get himself back home.

His “genuine reason for selling” is probably the best holiday story we’ve heard this year.

The City of Sin is responsible for taking this guy’s prized possession from him after he “thought he was Terrence big balls the first two nights”. Mark needs someone to buy his car from him so he can gather up some much needed pennies.

Not only does she drive “like a Porsche”, the beauty has helped Mark transform himself into something of a ladies man, apparently.

Poor Mark just couldn’t help himself after going all out to impress the rest of the lads on their holiday. Now he’s “atein scraps” and he’s none too impressed. Not even able to get enough cash together

Mark claims the car is in fabulous condition as well, we would all be lucky to own such a fine vehicle. With only one previous owner “who only ever drove her to the shop and back”, Mark’s practically giving it away!

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