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Think that love only gets complicated when you hit 18? Wrong.

Teenager Madi Nickens from Texas came upon some comedy gold yesterday when she found a series of texts on her younger sister's phone, written to a boy named Joey.

By the sounds of it, Joey has some serious explaining to do after he did the dirt on Madi's 11-year-old sis.

Natalie, that beeyatch.

"Just hangin"? Not buying that one, buddy. 

Altogether now… DING DING DING!

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Who could possibly forget the special night that your entire secondary school experience was building up to?

The debs ball was always going to be a night to remember. Whether we remember it fondly, or if it was more of a cringe fest, nobody can forget the excitement of that oh-so special occasion.

And what about those people who went to more than one? There was always that one person in your class that had a stockpile of formal wear; a bedazzled fishtail ball gown ready to go at the first phone call.

It wasn’t enough to celebrate the momentous occasion with their own classmates, no, no no. Some people would be attending balls all over the country.

We thought we’d heard of all the extravagance possible… until just now. Ennis-lady Meghan Griffin went to seven. Seven! Could you imagine the amount of tan that took? We couldn’t.

Speaking with RSVP magazine, Meghan recounted her debs adventures and said (we don’t believe it) shopping for seven different dresses wasn’t stressful at all. In fact, she really enjoyed the experience.

It wasn’t all flawless style though, Meghan does recall her sartorial choices being a little less than on trend looking back on it. When asked what her debs style was she reflected it was more “yellow meringue” and “my big fat gypsy debs” than Beyoncé at the Met Ball.

But just where did she manage to find all those gowns? Meghan told the magazine she “insisted on ordering most of my dresses from the USA”. Fancy.

Not all glamour though, Meghan remembers one dress having to be taken in. The combination of the blistering Clare sunshine and her heavy tulle gown took its toll on the debutante master:

“After withstanding the heat, the weight of the dress and standing for over 30 minutes in four inch heels on a high stool, I fainted and I fell straight off the high stool into poor dressmakers arms.”

She managed to overcome the ordeal and at least one of her social events had a Disney princess-type ending. Meghan and her final debs date ended up staying together for eight years.

“When I text him to invite him his response was: “You better not be messing with me because if you are, that’s really mean”. That date was the start of our almost eight years together!”

Everybody together now: “Awwwh.”

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If you're feeling a little tired and emotional today, look away now, because you're about to get a lot worse.

Luhu the tabby lives in China with her owner Maggie Liu and her feline siblings Barher and Bardie. The trio seem to have a pretty comfy life, but Luhu can't shake the feeling that something's not right… and her eyes show it.

Here she is chowing down on some watermelon while pondering the problem of world hunger:

 

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Hanging with her older sibling while thinking about that time Buffy had to kill Angel to save the world:

 

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About to take a nap and hating HB for not bringing back Fat Frog ice lollies:

 

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Or just having a moment on the floor and remembering she's too short to reach the biscuit cupboard:

 

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Smile Luhu, it's not all bad.

 

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Point taken.

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It’s all fun and games in Las Vegas until you end up with no cash, no food and no way home.

Sometimes that long-awaited trans-Atlantic trip just gets the better of us and we completely lose the run of ourselves.

Mark from Monaghan found the cure. Done Deal has come to the rescue for the unlucky lad after he went way too hard and literally couldn’t get himself back home.

His “genuine reason for selling” is probably the best holiday story we’ve heard this year.

The City of Sin is responsible for taking this guy’s prized possession from him after he “thought he was Terrence big balls the first two nights”. Mark needs someone to buy his car from him so he can gather up some much needed pennies.

Not only does she drive “like a Porsche”, the beauty has helped Mark transform himself into something of a ladies man, apparently.

Poor Mark just couldn’t help himself after going all out to impress the rest of the lads on their holiday. Now he’s “atein scraps” and he’s none too impressed. Not even able to get enough cash together

Mark claims the car is in fabulous condition as well, we would all be lucky to own such a fine vehicle. With only one previous owner “who only ever drove her to the shop and back”, Mark’s practically giving it away!

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Every year without fail, you're going to be witness to one, if not all of the following Irish spectacles. We do love the sun, and it's not exactly an every day occurrence on our little island.

Needless to say once we get even the slightest notion that the summer sun is finally upon us we can go just a little bit over board.

Here's a list of the six signs summer has finally arrived:

1. Any excuse for an ice cream

Let’s be honest, even if the days are longer we all know that doesn’t mean those hours are any warmer than November. So with the temperatures likely to take a nose dive at any second, the minute the sun appears from behind the clouds, the line at your local shop is going to be out the door with people wanting to get their hands on the famous 99 cone.

 

2. That summer glow

You can’t blame us for getting over excited when people start mentioning double figure temperatures for the weekend. Between festivals and BBQs there’s always going to be one poor soul shuffling into the office Monday morning feeling a little warm after their outdoor excursions. When will we ever learn….

 

3. Festival photos everywhere

Logging onto Facebook during the summer months means you’re highly likely to be exposed to unending status updates and rain soaked selfies of your friends huddled in muddy fields having the best banter at any one of Ireland’s many, many music festivals. Ponchos are going to be on trend, get yours before it’s too late (and your hair is still half-way decent)!

 

4. The exam heat wave (still waiting)

Every year without fail, the first week of June is promised to be a scorcher. Of course we all want everyone to pass their exams with flying colours, but mostly we tend to be looking for any excuse to get our shorts out for the sunshine while the nation’s teens are being kept busy.

 

5. The summer body preparations

While we’re all for staying fit and healthy, this phrase is going to be heard loud and clear around the country. As the realisation that the time has almost come to bare our sun deprived bods on beaches all over the world sinks in, the challenge is on to feel our best in our new bikinis.

 

6. The packing struggle is real

And you thought summer holidays were all about being your most relaxed self, yes? No. It could be because our climate is known for being unreliable, and we live in fear of being caught without a brolly, but packing for our holidays is totally stressful.

Don’t even mention the added pressure of budget airlines and their luggage restrictions!

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Christina Aguilera has had her fair share of people taking her off, so it's time she got her own back.

The Beautiful singer is currently finishing up her stint as a judge on the eighth season of The Voice, and she's rounding things off with an incredible compilation of impressions of everyone from her Noughties rival Britney Spears, to Cher, Sia, Miley Cyrus and Lady Gaga.

Good to know Xtina could have a successful career as a Cher impersonator if the singing falls through…

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It was hard for us all to hear that this season of Downton Abbey would be the last. 

However, it isn't the style, the storylines or even the hot guys we'll miss most. It's Violet Crawley, Dowager Countess of Grantham who has kept us highly amused since 2010. 

Here are 10 of the Dowager's best one-liners that prove she gives the best and only life advice we could ever need:

1. “I don’t dislike him, I just don’t like him. Which is quite different.”

2. “I wonder your halo doesn’t grow heavy. It must be like wearing a tiara around the clock.”

3. "What is a weekend?"

4. "Why does every day involve a fight with an American?"

5. "No one wants to kiss a girl in black"

5. "At my age, one must ration one's excitement"

6. "Don't be defeatist, it's so middle-class"

7.  "Principles are like prayers. Noble, of course, but awkward at a party"

8. "Just because you're an old widow, I see no necessity to eat off a tray."

9. "No guest should be admitted without the date of their departure being known."

10. "Vulgarity is no substitute for wit."

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Waking up without your phone has to be one of the worst causes of Sunday Fear.

Luckily Irish lad Dara Munnis was able to retrace his steps to a Chinese restaurant in Dublin to retrieve the phone he'd lost over the weekend.

To make the outcome even sweeter, Dara was left with an epic video message from the two Welsh girls who'd come upon his phone and handed it in "at reception."

This video is currently doing the rounds on Reddit – you have to watch it for the brilliant Welsh accents accents alone. And the eyebrows too, of course…

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Kanye West has long been a source of amusement to the internet thanks to some frankly hilarious things he has said and done in the past.

Now, he is being trolled hard as hackers have made it so that when you search loser.com in your internet browser, Kanye’s official Wikipedia page pops up.

It wasn’t too long ago that Kanye re-enacted his famous stage interruption stunt, jumping on stage when Beck was awarded album of the year. Although he has since apologised, it seems the world isn’t quite ready to forgive and forget.

Kanye also took the time to apologise to Bruno Mars, admitting that he used to hate on him. We're sure Bruno was very appreciative of your respect, Kanye. 

For now, at least, Kanye’s legacy lies in loser.com. We have to admit that we’re not sure he has anyone to blame but himself. 

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Ever thought the sections in your local bookshop needed some hilarious updates? No, us neither, but prankster Jeff Wysaski has made us think otherwise.

Over on his Tumblr page, Obvious Plant, Jeff has been showing off some of his sneakier pranks – one of which includes changing the section titles in a Los Angeles bookshop to more truthful and honest descriptions.

Cookbooks? No. Meals You Intend To Make But Never Will? Yes.

This one is perfection:

Who knew a book called Big City Bags could be the answer to one of life's big questions?

And if you're looking for something really off the wall…

Jeff hasn't just been showing off his pranking skills at his local bookshop though – we love the "improvement" to his gym's towel basket, too:

All hail Jeff!

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'Kids say the darndest things' isn't a catchphrase for nothing y'know – and these hilarious cards prove it!

To celebrate Valentine's Day with her audience, the hilarious Ellen deGeneres showed off some cards written by kids to their nearest and dearest – and needless to say they are just brilliant. 

Love it! 

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This cat really has no time for your protests and he just needs everything off the coffee table NOW. 

First to go is the remote control, the owner doesn't mind that too much but next up is a glass and so she begins to tell her cat not to knock it over. 

And he doesn't. Until about five seconds later when he does anyway…

We love them anyway, right? In fact, we think this particular owner has things pretty spot on:

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