8 things that happen every single Monday

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Nov 3, 2014

Mondays are the worst.

Your sleep-ins are gone for another four days and you are really regretting that third tequila from Saturday night.

Your mom was right, two-day hangovers ARE a thing.

Here are the things that seem to happen to us every single Monday!

1. As you stare at that grey porridge you instantly take back your Sunday post-binge promise to eat healthy this week. Croissant please!

2. Coffee. Coffee and then some more coffee please

3. You realise you forgot something important in your Friday euphoria to leave the office…

4. Your boss tells you he saw you Saturday night…and you get the fear all over again. Where?! When?! What was I doing?! Oh Gawwd

5. You get numerous glum Snapchats from equally sad friends who also hate Monday

6. You walk home in the rain and instantly take back your Sunday post-binge promise to go for a run every evening

7. You stick on the kettle, get into your fluffiest pyjamas and disappear into the couch, ahhh…

8. You vow to start eating healthily tomorrow and go for a run every night just like Gwyneth. Now, where are the chocolate biscuits?!

Singer suffers embarrassing wardrobe fail as pants split on stage

Celebrity

Nov 3, 2014

by Amber Saunders

Iggy Azalea had a rather unfortunate moment on-stage when she accidentally flashed her bum after her pants split at the back.

The singer didn’t seem to notice and continued on with her routine, but the incident was made even more unfortunate when it was reported it had happened at a Bar Mitzvah – a Jewish coming-of-age celebration for 13-year-old boys…

It must have been awkward for the star to continue with her set when she realised the situation, so you have to admire her professionalism!

Sometimes these things can happen – we’re just glad no one is there to record it when it happens to us!

The five stages of rejection we’ve all experienced

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Oct 30, 2014

by Amber Saunders

Rejection can be hard for many people to take. No actually, everyone. Whether it be a job interview you thought you nailed, a friend who turned away, or the love of your life turning you down, we've all been there.

Here are the five stages of dealing with rejection:

1. Denial
This is the stage where you bury your head in the sand and pretend 'the incident' never happened.

2. Anger
At your ex, the person who turned you down, the universe, yourself. Everyone is out to get you, nothing is working out for you. You feel hard done by and will not let anything pass. Try to avoid emailing/texting/calling whoever it is you hate right now. It's a bad idea, this stage will pass.

3. Bargaining
Reverting back to denial, you still can’t accept that there’s nothing you can do to change their mind. You promise to change, to be a better person, you email the college and tell them you’ll take up extra classes or work for free on campus, you ask for a second interview, you promise that guy you'll change.

4. Depression
Usually the stage where you spend days in bed, not getting washed or dressed. Feeling hopeless and either overeating or under-eating. Friends, housemates and family don’t know what to do because you are feeling so hopeless. Nothing they can say will penetrate the depressive cloud that has formed all around you. You feel like you will never be accepted anywhere by anyone. You see yourself as a failure. You still blame everyone else but now you’re blaming yourself too. You have no energy to be angry anymore. You’re done with that, all you feel is sad and alone.

5. Acceptance
Finally, you come to terms with everything. This can happen suddenly, or gradually, bit by bit. It doesn’t mean that you’re going to be jumping around thinking life is great but you’ll be able to deal and move on. You’ll get into another college, you’ll be in another relationship and you’ll be attracted to another person. You recognize that you totally over-reacted, but you're human and everyone deals with it. Hopefully you won’t go through it again but now that you have, you might handle it better next time. Everything is going to be okay. Okay?

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Groom carries his new wife…and faceplants

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Oct 30, 2014

by Amber Saunders

We reckon this groom really regrets deciding to pick up his new wife and run with her…

Because of course he fell, and it looked painful too!

Thankfully, the bride seems to be a good sport and gets back in the saddle (so to speak).

5 signs that guy might be a player

Relationships

Oct 30, 2014

by Amber Saunders

He seems perfect – but you're worried he might be a bit of a troublemaker. Well, mostly your friends are trying to convince you he is.

Here are the signs they could well be right…

1. He contacts you on his terms
He will only call you when it suits him and acts angry when you confront him about it.

2. He cold-shoulders you in public
He's all about you when it's just the two of you, but when you meet him on a night out with the girls he barely acknowledges you. Not on.

3. He’s a cheat
It’s not worth it. If he has a track record and you find yourself recognising every sign so far then stop trying to delude yourself with the idea of being the girl to change him. Sure you could be the one, but if he gives you an inkling you're not, then don't put yourself through that. We've all been there and it's never fun.

4. He’s a sweet-talker
Most guys say the wrong thing all of the time (bless). But this guy is the biggest charmer you've ever come across, to the point where it's actually a bit much.

5. His friends warn you
Bromances are taking very seriously – so if one of his friends warns you he will hurt you, you should listen.

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Daniel Radcliffe is an amazing rapper. Fact

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Oct 29, 2014

by Amber Saunders

So we knew Daniel Radcliffe was talented at speaking very, very fast which he proved on The Graham Norton Show – and it turns out he is no one trick pony!

The Harry Potter actor appeared on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon where he rapped Alphabet Aerobics by Blackalicious and totally killed it!

Here's a reminder of Daniel on The Graham Norton Show singing the Elements song…

Nobody hates anyone more than this dog hates this man

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Oct 29, 2014

by Amber Saunders

Nothing and no one is more spiteful than this dog who HATES a man called Daniel.

In his owner’s arms he barks aggressively at Daniel and when the offending man picks him up, he instantly plays dead until handed back to his owner.

We wonder what Daniel did to be so despised?!

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The 8 friends you will make in college

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Oct 28, 2014

by Amber Saunders

College is a place where you meet so many different types of people and have a chance to try new things. You have endless chances of making new friends with all the events, clubs and societies and yet somehow come out four years later with eight…but at least they are good ones!

1. Your First Day Friend
You probably have nothing in common with this person and you made friends simply out of fear of you both being alone on that first day at orientation. But somehow it's stuck!

2. The Smart One
This one is great for motivating you to actually do the readings which you realised over time are recommended for a reason. They also alway seem to know when assignments are due and when the in-class tests are scheduled. This friend is basically your college planner because lets face it, the 2014 planner you bought last January is still blank.

3. The Best Friend For Life
They say that you make your friends for life in college and that is 100% true with this friend, you seemed to just click and get on very well, you can see yourselves being friends for years. They’ll probably make a good speech at your wedding reliving your golden years.

4. The Older One
They may be a mature student, a repeat student or even just someone a few months older that fills a sibling like role. They essentially have more life knowledge than you do and therefore are happy to lend a hand when you need it.

5. The One You Secretly Fancy
Boys being boys (dense) he was not receiving your signals as flirting and you are now firmly in the friend zone. Which is fine except for the fact he expects you to high five him when he pulls on a night out…

6. The One Who Lives On Campus
Great for somewhere to crash on a night out after college events or when you accidently spend your taxi fare home on jager bombs. They are also obligated to host the venue for pre-drinks before nights out.

7. The Agony Aunt
This one should be studying psychology as they always know exactly what to say and do. It doesn’t matter if you come to them for help with something as big as changing courses or something as small as what to text the guy you met in Coppers, they always have a solution.

8. The Party Animal
Their grant and part time job solely funds their social life and they could drink the entire Geordie Shore cast under table. Which is not advisable. Obviously.

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News reporter accidentally calls co-anchor fat on-air

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Oct 28, 2014

by Amber Saunders

Things got a leeetle bit awkward when a news anchor didn’t realise she was on-air and called her co-worker fat!

Ginger Chan hadn’t realised her mic was on as Sam Rubin discussed his weight in the live-room, saying: “My wife says ‘since when did you become the fat guy on that show’” after which a voice can be heard saying: “He’s always been!”

The jibe wasn’t meant to be malicious and thankfully the whole crew took it really well – including the poor co-worker!

Might want to check your mic next time, Ginger…

12 things that happen during a lecture after a night out

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Oct 28, 2014

by Amber Saunders

Whether we are still students, or just remembering the good days – we all know how awful it is to have a hangover in a lecture. You could have just slept in, so the hardest part is actually over.

That doesn't make the rest of the lecture any easier though…

Here's the cycle of sitting in a lecture, hungover:

1. I’m Way Too Drunk For This

No no, it's been like six hours, you're definitely grrrand you think as you take the short walk into college.

2. Don’t Sit Close To Anyone

You can’t help but despise everyone surrounding you. Why are they so loud? And in the way? All you want is to find a nice corner where you can reside, undisturbed. This may be the fear.

3. The Smell Of Drink Off Me

You slowly start to realise that you smell like nail varnish remover. You turn your own stomach and begin getting paranoid about those around you.

4. It’s So Hot In Here

Too many people make it really, really warm… gonna puke.

5. Ok, Ok, Focus

Time might just fly by if you pay attention. This lecture might distract you from the constant waves of nausea.

6. Don’t Make Eye Contact With The Lecturer

Head down, take notes. They'll never know (they ALWAYS know).

7. Ok, Just Write The Date On The Page

Concentration, concentration…

8. That Projector Is WAAAAAAY Too Bright

The world hates you. You hate you. Why did you come here?

9. Uggggggh Why Am I Here?

Naptime.

10. So. Hungry.

Hot chicken roll is only minutes away – hang on.

11. FLASHBACK

There was Rock The Boat and then..NO NO NO!

12. “That concludes today’s lecture…”

Run. Run as fast as you can.

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Singer shares hilarious video after his wife goes into labour

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Oct 27, 2014

by Amber Saunders

We’re pretty sure Robbie Williams may have gotten kicked out of the labour ward by his wife after this video…

Ayda is currently in labour with the couple’s second child, and Robbie has been looking to help her out as she experiences the intensity of childbirth for a second time.