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Cheryl Fernandez-Versini has gone viral after the outfit she wore on last night’s X Factor was ridiculed online. 

But who does she have to blame for the mocking? None other than Simon Cowell – who else?!

Wearing a green dress with a ruffled shoulder, Simon branded the Geordie stunner ‘Kermit’, as in the green frog, which you can see at 4.16 in the video below. 

Although Cheryl took the jibe in her stride and laughed it off, Twitter (as always) took things to a whole new and hilarious level with some brilliant creations you can only admire:

 

Poor #cherylkermit…!

We actually quite liked the dress! 

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Parties can be a fun place to hang out with friends and have a lot of fun – unless you run into one of this crowd:

1. The Lingerer
You've already told him none of your friends are single but he's still standing behind one of them breathing deeply…

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2. The Girl/Guy Who Just Got Dumped
She/He will talk solidly for two hours about the entire relationship before coming to the conclusion that she/he wants to get back with him/her. Exhausting. 

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3. The Frenemy
You've been acquaintances since childhood but there has always been a competitive vibe between you…

4. The Self-Obsessive
Think Regina George from Mean Girls and this is her best friend. Yes, we mean Gretchen Weiners. 

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5. The Opinionated One
Nothing wrong with having opinions but not when they're primary goal is to make you feel stupid. As Lady Crawley once said: "Principles are like prayers. Noble, of course but awkward at a party."

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6. The Conspiracist
The Illuminati, the Titanic, the water charges, it's like being at a party with Jim Corr…

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This is wayyy funnier that it probably should be…

SuperValu have suffered something of an embarrassing autocorrect fail on a text they sent out to customers today.

The text read: “Special! THUR-FRI, Amazing Turkey Offer, Frozen Bastard Turkey 4kg-5kg was €18.99, NOW ONLY €7.99, save €11. Quotas Apply….”

Yes, that’s right…bastard turkey.

Sounds perfect at the Christmas dinner table, no?

The company have yet to address the accidental spelling error on their social media accounts; however they did follow up with a second text that read: “Apologies to all our customers for the error in the text message that was sent earlier this morning. We did not mean to cause any offence. The message should have read: Special! Thur-Fri, Amazing Frozen Basted Turkey 4kg-5kg.”

 

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While we try to always be as honest and open as we can with the people in our lives, there are still some lies we tend to tell from time to time…

1. "I’ll be ready in a minute"

We're going as fast as we can – promise!

2. "I’m fine"

Probably the most well known lie that women tell. We all know its not true. "Fine" is girls-speak for: "if you don’t figure out what’s wrong by yourself in the next 10 seconds you’re in for it." Whatever you’ve done start making up for it now. 

3. "It wasn’t that expensive"

It totally was, but we look amazing in it, so no judgement from you ‘Mr I Only Ever Shop in Penneys’. We deserve it every once in a while. We don’t complain to you about those ugly-ass runners that cost a stupid amount of money. Not to your face. We’d like you to do the same.

4. "I don’t mind"

Oh we mind – but we're trying to be nice. 

5. "Him? He’s just an old friend"

Erm apart from the year when you were fourteen – but that hardly counts now, right?

6. "I just don’t want to be in a relationship right now"

You're just not her type but she doesn't want to hurt your feelings, soz. 

7. "I woke up like this"

Nope, she got up an hour earlier and snuck on some concealer and mascara – boom. Oh that minty fresh breath? It's just natural. 

8. "You don’t have to get me anything for my birthday/Christmas/Anniversary"

Yeah, I know, we’re frustrating. She says it but you’ve got this niggling feeling that that can’t be right and you’re correct. No way will she be pleased if you come up empty handed. If you do and you say: "But you told me you didn’t want anything." You’re supposed to smarter than this.

9. "I’m not jealous"

She’s jealous. Probably while you two are out in a bar and some sweet young thing sidles up next to you and starts getting a bit too friendly. She wants you but you’re taken. Act like it.

10. "It was so annoying, they wouldn’t stop hitting on me"

It wasn’t annoying, she loved it. The only reason she’s even mentioning it is because she wants to get a reaction out of you. Like jealous rage and confessions of undying devotion. It never works because if you don’t act jealous she’ll get annoyed and if you act too jealous then you’re being the insecure annoying one. It’s a lose-lose move, if only we’d stop saying it…

11. "Sure, go on have fun"

It’s not that she doesn’t want you to have fun, she  does. But just doesn’t enjoy the idea of you having fun without her. She’s not going to stop you but you’re going to have to tell her how much you wish she could have been there. And you missed her. And she’s great.

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We all love Friends and people who say they don’t are not to be trusted.

Much of this generation's humour has stemmed from this legendary programme and even the ones we’ve seen before give us a few laughs.

Here’s 16 things you might not have already known about your favourite show.

1. The Geller Siblings
Ross is Monica’s older brother, but in real life, David Schwimmer is 3 years younger than Courteney Cox.

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2. Ellen was almost Phoebe
Ellen DeGeneres turned down the role of Phoebe Buffay.

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3. ‘The Couch’
The orange couch used in Central Perk was found in the basement of the Warner Bros. studio.

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4. ‘The White Dog’
Joey’s statue of a white dog was originally given to Jennifer Aniston as a good luck present from her best friend when she started acting. She offered to lend it to the show for the episode where Joey became rich and bought a lot of stuff. After that episode, the producers decided to keep it.

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5. Central Perk
The artwork in Central Perk was changed every three episodes.

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6. Monica’s Fridge
The refrigerators in Monica’s and Joey’s apartments actually worked. Monica’s was filled with water and other drinks for the cast and crew. Joey’s was usually virtually empty, unless the inside of the fridge was going to be seen in a specific scene.

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7. Paychecks
No Friend ever made more money doing the show than any others. They started out making $22,500 per episode and ended up making $1,000,000 per episode. All negotiations were done in unison. Kudrow said, “The six of us are far stronger than just one person.”

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8. The Love Interest
Before the show was cast, the main love interest was intended to be Monica and Joey.

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10. Courtney expecting
In the last few months of shooting Friends, Courtney Cox became pregnant, but, seeing as Monica wasn’t supposed to be able to have a baby, they covered up her pregnancy by making her wear baggy clothes while shooting the show so no one could tell.

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11. Dollah Bills
When Matt LeBlanc auditioned for the role he only had $11 dollars to his name. When the cast got their paychecks, the first thing that Courtney Cox bought was a car. Matt LeBlanc bought a hot dinner.

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12. Free Cameos
Because of a bet between Matthew Perry and Bruce Willis on the set of The Whole Nine Yards (which Perry won), Willis appeared in his two-episode guest role for free.

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13. Silly Names
Other titles considered for the show were “Friends Like Us,” “Six of One,” “Across the Hall” and “Insomnia Cafe.”

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14. Genius
Matthew Perry’s wit is so legendary that the scriptwriters have often incorporated his gags into the show.

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15. It’s pronounced Josh-Oooh-Ah
Joshua – Rachel’s boyfriend in this and a few episodes either side, was in fact Jennifer Aniston’s boyfriend around that time.

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16. Real Tears
At the end before the gang leaves to get some coffee, there is a shot of Rachel crying and using Ross’ arm to hide it. These are real tears that happened during filming and weren’t suppose to be in the final shot.

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Relationships can have their ups and downs, but if you find yourself agreeing with most of the below – you might just be meant to be!

1. Your humour is so in sync

You frequently say the same jokes at the same time, or make references to TV shows that have most people scrambling. You love the same movies and shows. You both think the other is hilarious. They can make you laugh like no other person can. When you’re down all they have to do is say something funny and you’re all better.

2. You each have lives outside of the relationship

You have your own friends so you don’t spend all your free time together. You’re not one of those couples that are constantly hanging off each other that everyone hates. You both have nights out with your friends, neither of you lets your relationship get in the way of your friends. 

3. He's nice and kind to you AND your friends

The girls and your parent love him; he's thoughtful, kind and generous to not only you but to those you love. 

4. Intelligence & opinions

You can have intellectual conversations and will listen to each other and give your opinions. You respect each other’s intelligence and don’t patronise them or try to make them feel stupid. Because they aren’t.

5. Passions

You each have interests outside of the other. They liked other stuff before you came along and so did you. 

6. You do things together

Not just sexy things…You go out on dates, or stay in for dates depending on the state of your bank balance. You go away together and both get involved in the planning and execution of those trips. You try out new hobbies, new food fads, new movies. You love sharing new experiences with them.

7. Honesty & trust

You don’t have any illusions about the other person. You can talk about anything and don’t keep stuff from the each other. You don’t push for information, because you know that they trust you enough to tell you when they’re ready.

8. No cheating or games

You know you would never cheat on them, and you can only assume they feel the same. 

9. You just know

Cheesy but true. You don't need an article to tell you that your relationship is in a good place – it just is. And even if you go through a rough patch from time to time, you always come back full circle. After all, if the light bulb breaks in a house, do you move house, or just change the light bulb? 

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We all know the FLOTUS just loves her fruit and veggies – and what better way to show her true feelings that doing a little dance with a turnip?

In a Vine released by The White House, Michelle asks: “turnip, for what?” before dropping the beat…

We love it, maybe Sabina might do her own version? 

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So we literally cannot stop laughing at this.

As much as we love Frozen, hearing it explained to an elderly grandmother like it’s real life just makes us realise how complicated a story it really is.

We think the highlight of this guy’s hilarious prank has to be the look of horror and utter confusion on his grandmother’s face when he starts talking about a homeless guy from the woods called Kristoff.

Not that this lady isn't au-fait with pop culture – when her grandson starts talking about Elsa’s strange behaviour, she is quick to ask the question: “Is that [Miley] Cyrus again?”

After coming to the conclusion that Elsa is, indeed “not normal”, she ponders “how do you meet these crazy girls?”

This is pure comedy gold. 

 

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Ireland is full of amazing small towns and villages – here are the signs you grew up in the country (and proud!)

1. You Consider Roads Without Grass In The Middle To Be ‘Main Roads’

2. When Someone Beeps You Presume They Know You

3. Your Parents Secretly (Not That Secretly) Live In Fear Of You Bringing Home A Townie

4. You’re Related To Roughly 63% Of The Village

5.When You Don’t Know Someone At Mass Your Parents Get Extremely Insulted

6. Everyone Presumes You’re A Snob If You Dare To Live Elsewhere

7. People From Other Places Don’t Understand Your Accent A Lot Of The Time

8. Your Neighbours Were Either Actual Family Or May As Well Have Been

9. Going Back Home Is A Mammoth Task

10. You’ve Had The Same Friends Since Baby Infants

11. But They’re Still Not Quite Sure How To Get To Your House

12. You Moving To College Was A Terrifying Experience For Your Whole Family

13. You Have Zero Fear Of All Animals

14. You Had Many, Many Pets Growing Up (Including Lambs, Calves And Butterflies).

15. Your Parents Have Driven Up To Visit You Twice In Four Years, But You’re Expected To Hop Home To Them On A Weekly Basis

16. The Word ‘Bog’ Induces The Fear Of God Like Nothing Else

17. When Your City Friends See Pictures Of Where You Live They Basically Lose Their Lives (Because It's So Pretty!)

18. You Grew Up With People Constantly Coming And Going And Find An Empty House To Be A Little Bit Sad

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We all have those messages on our phone that for whatever reason when we’re clearing our inboxes they manage to make the cut.

Here’s a list of 5 of the most common messages girls keep on their phones, no matter what!

1. Funny Messages From Your Bestfriend
Those weird conversations with your best friend that no one else would understand that just make you laugh every time you read back over them..

2. Messages That May Be Needed In The Future
These messages may be needed in the future as proof when someone denies saying something, you can whip out those messages as proof. Girls remember everything.

3. Cute Message From Your Granny
The fact she managed to send one successfully without sending it to the milkman by mistake is reason enough to keep it. She probably was wishing you good luck in your exams and telling you she lit a candle. It's also probably all in capital letters because she doesn’t know how to turn them off. She also signs her initials at the end – cute!

4. Messages From The Guy You Like
The sweet message from that one time 2 months ago when he wasn’t acting like a complete arse. 

5. Messages For Cheaplist/Guestlist For Your Favourite Nightclub
Who would be bothered signing up and sending invites to get guestlist to your favourite club every week when instead you could just keep the same message to show at the door every week

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Mean Girls star Daniel Franzese has made a parody of Sam Smith’s “Stay With Me” and it is EPIC!

It’s called “Please Go Home” and tells the story of an awkward one night stand where the person just will not go home.

We think Damien would definitely approve of this cover – it is SO fetch! 

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While the worrying thigh gap "trend" is undoubtedly a serious issue, we just couldn’t resist sharing this hilarious new sketch video.

Like us, the Just Boobs Sketch comedy group are fed up of the glorification of the thigh gap, and they have come up with one of the funniest responses to this worrying new trend.

Featuring a not-so-subtle reference to a certain US fashion retailer, the comediennes play four ridiculously excited fashionistas, all raving about the latest piece of style innovation: thigh gap jeans!

We dare you not to burst out laughing when you see their waddles as they model the ridiculous new product.

Awesome work, ladies.

Check out the epic video, below: 

 

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