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Our boyfriends tend to see the friends in our lives in an entirely new light…mostly because they're probably not friends with them. Here is how your man sees your friends!

1. The Overly Possessive One
If you bring your fella on a night out she'll be the first one to say "I thought this was a girls night out" and also guilts you into cancelling date night because she "never sees you anymore" yet when she has a boyfriend you literally NEVER hear from her. 

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2. The Gay Friend
Except your boyfriend just thinks he is making it up to be all close and cuddly with you – boys eh?

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3. The Moany One
She's always letting guys mess her about and your man will think she's a really sweet girl (which she is) but he doesn't know why she has to bake brownies in your house at 2am after that guy doesn't text her back. Again. 

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4. The One He Kind Of Fancies
She's hot. You know it, she knows and your boyfriend definitely knows it. Not to fear, he's with you for a reason and if she's a true friend you could lock them in a wedding suite for a week and nothing would happen. 

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5. The Cheeky One Who Fancies Him
Well, he thinks she's flirting with him, in reality it's a test and he'd better pass or he'll see her true side…

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6. The Male Friend
You've been best friends since you were kids but people say he's a cross between David Gandy and Ryan Gosling. You don't see it yourself and he's more like a brother but your boyfriend doesn't see it that way. 

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Waitressing is a great part-time job to have during college or even full-time whenever – but it's hard. People think it's so easy to be "just a waitress" (we're looking at you Ross Gellar) when in reality it's not easy. At. All. 

1. People asking stupid questions and giving  you stupid answers
Would you like tea or coffee? "Yes” The silence that follows is agonising so you’ve to ask again “tea or coffee?” oh yeah sorry tea. *Face palm*

2. When they start arguments with you with things out of your control. 
Telling the customer that you only accept card for orders over five euro and suddenly World War 3 breaks out.

3. When people make paying the bill awkward
By telling you at the last minute they want to split the bill half with one side of the table and three quarters with the other side and Richard is paying by cash and the rest by card.

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4. Then there's the people with the strange food orders that make the chef want to strangle you
Gordon Ramsay’s anger may look entertaining on TV but not when you’re on the receiving end of it.

5. It's actually very tiring 
You are literally standing all day and those trays with food are actually pretty heavy. 

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6. Rachel Green may make waitressing look glamorous
Reality is you’ve to wear a uniform and not a stylish outfit and your hair has to be tied back. Guess there was no Health and Saftey regulations in Central Perk.

7. Waitresses smiling all the time isn’t because we love our job so much
It's because we have to so don’t be fooled we’re really dying inside.

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There’s a lot of myths and mysteries, and even weird fantasies that guys have about girls out there. Some of these questions, they're just too damn nervous or afraid to ask the girls, but here’s the most common ones!

1. Do sexy pillow fights at slumber parties really happen?
Guys actually believe we prance around in our underwear throwing pillows. It couldn't be further from the truth but we won't ruin it for them. 

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2. When with their friends, do girls talk about how good their boyfriend is at sex?
Sure, and also how bad or weird it is too!

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3. Has every girl had that quasi-lesbian experience at some stage in their life?
Some girls have, some girls haven't but guys love to think we ALL have (and would again). 

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4. Where do girls go to fart?
Most men have never heard a peep out of girls, and they want to know how?! Just because you can't control your (gross) bodily functions, doesn't mean we can't!

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5. Do girls think that size really does matter?
There are so many things to consider before answering a question like that – but the bottom line is no. 

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6. Do girls enjoy cheesy pickup lines?
They might make us laugh which is definitely in your favour but don't use them seriously. 

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7. Does your “lady time” really have THAT much of an effect on your mood, or is it just an excuse to act out?
Boys would NEVER have the gall to actually ask this which means they already know the answer. 

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You know when you make plans with a *sort of* friend but then your actual friends make even better plans so you cancel the *sort of* friend, telling her your sick and then run into her in a nightclub at 3am?

Well, the famous version of this happened to Sam Smith recently…

Sam tweeted that he was ill and needed rest, writing: “Nashville, sorry I can’t come out to say hey tonight after the show!! Still not feeling 100% and need to sleep!! So sorry xxxx.”

However, according to Twitter, Sam decided not to get rest and instead had a night out on the town, tweeting three hours later: “Best night EVER at a karaoke bar in Nashville!!!!!!”

Oh, Sam – rookie mistake. 

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We all know it can sometimes be a pain watching TV with out dearest parents. 

From pronouncing the names of just about everybody wrong, to asking you to switch over to to the news at 8pm, this video has it spot on!

Hilarious!

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This adorable puppy is completely confused by the presence of a mini pumpkin in his life. 

He doesn't seem to like it much so we won't be offering him any of our PSL. 

Only joking, he can have whatever he want because he is the cutest EVER! 

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1. “I wonder if she’ll be there”
Discussing if THAT girl you don’t like will show her face tonight and having a bit of a bitch in general.. It’s a girl thing.

2. “Do you think they’ll search my bag or can I keep my vodka in there?”
A difficult decision, do you take the chance that the bouncers will be sound and not search your bag or do you down it in the queue before you go in?

3. “Shots Shots Shots Shots Shots”
Usually chanted, but deeply regretted the following morning…

4. “Is my tan ok? look at my knees”
Girl problems mean that false tan is unfortunately sometimes essential and even if you’re an expert at putting it on, the elements will probably ruin it… Sigh.

5. The lost phone scare
That moment when you look in your bag and your phone is nowhere in sight, you have a nervous breakdown while frantically searching your bag before you realise it’s in your bra.

6. OMG THIS IS OUR SONG
Your friends get dragged to the dance floor to strut your stuff to ‘your song’ and you sing your little heart out. It’s more than likely a Beyonce song… 90% of the girls in the room also think it’s their song too

7. “I wish I wore flats”
As the night goes on you realise wearing heels (as usual) was not your best decision, your feet hurt so much and at this stage you’re considering going barefoot.

8. “Is he good looking?"
You 100% rely on your friends at this moment to ensure it is not your intoxicated state or desperateness clouding your usually impeccable judgement

9. Random DMCs with the crying girl in the bathroom
Without fail there is always that one girl in the bathroom crying her eyes out over losing her friends/ phone/ money or after having a fight with her boyfriend or just guys being dicks in general, so you prepare your ‘He’s not worth it speech’ while you wait for your friend to finish up.

10. Becoming best friends with other drunk girls in the bathroom
It is very true when they say if girls acted like they do when they’re drunk in nightclub toilets all the time the world would be a better place.  It’s nice to have friendly chats with them and get them to take full length pictures of you and your friends.

…Or silently fearing the impatient aggressive girl who starts banging on the toilet doors!

11. “I’m so over him”
Declaring to the world how over him you are and how you don’t care about how he’s liking other girl’s pictures on Facebook…

12. “Do you think I should text/call him?”
When you’re drunk, calling or texting your ex seems like such a fabulous idea…blame the tequila

13. Remember when..
Reminiscing on all the other adventures you’ve shared in the past

14. “Where are we going for food after this?”
Intense conversations about what you’re going to eat on the way home…

15. “Take a selfie for Snapchat”
We’re girls and selfies are a way of life…Snapchat stories are essential on a night out

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Jennifer Lawrence has just admitted she is in love and it’s not with who we were expecting – that’s for sure!

The actress, who opened up about the nude hacking scandal yesterday, spoke of her love for none other than Larry David.

That’s right, Jennifer could soon become the next Cheryl as she reveals she is in love with the Curb Your Enthusiasm star, asking the interviewer: “Do you like Curb Your Enthusiasm? Do you like Larry David? I’m in love with him, and I have been for a really long time.”

Here's some of Larry's best bits so you know where Jennifer is coming from, it's not hard to understand:

We're sure Jennifer's relationship with Chris Martin is as strong as ever despite her love for another – but we're not going to lie, we'd choose Larry over Chris any day…

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There are certain dating rules that need to be thrown out the window and let go. Like these for example:

1. Don’t call until three days after you get their number
No games – if you like him then call him! 

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2. The man must always pay
Why? We're all for gender equality here so get that purse out missy! That said, if he says it's his treat, let him go for it, you can get the next one or buy him a few drinks after. 

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3. Only date people with good jobs
If you fall for someone then fall for them and date them – not their job, their money or their position. You should concentrate on your own instead!

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4. Eat lightly on a first date
Listen, you may as well let him see you in all of your chicken wing, ice-cream sundae eating glory if this is going to go any further. Now, pass me 10,000 napkins. 

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5. It's a conversation not an interview
It is a little bit of an interview, no? But the position is very rewarding after all. 

6. Wait to have sex
Again, so what if you have sex on the first night? We’re all self respecting adults and if we mutually choose to have sex on the first date then so be it. Society isn’t going to tell you otherwise and you don’t have to feel ashamed either. You might want to wait so that you can get to know each other a bit better and build it up a bit, resulting in better sex, but it’s totally up to you.

7. Dress to impress
Be yourself – no need for fake hair, fake nails, fake eyelashes and all of that (unless that is you of course in which case go for it!) Of course you want to look nice, you're not going to turn up to the restaurant in pyjamas (the dream) but no need to stress about it either. 

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Things took a turn for the crippling awkward when Lea Michele was snubbed on the red carpet by veteran actress, Jessica Lange.

The Glee actress was attending the premiere of American Horror Story Freak Show and was working her stuff for the cameras when she spotted Jessica and tried to say hi.

Unfortunately, Jessica wasn’t feeling too friendly and breezed right passed her, leaving poor Lea to do that awkward thing you do when you wave to someone and they didn’t see you.

Or at least they pretend they didn’t see you…

Catch the totes awks momo at 1:02. 

On another note how amazing is Lea's dress?! Damn, that girl can pull a pose!

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Men sometimes take us too literally – we often don' say what we mean. Okay, maybe that makes it our fault. Here is a list of things women say in an argument that can often throw the opposite sex. 

1. "It’s not what you said, it’s the way you said it"
We realise now we may have over-reacted but we're hardly going to admit that are we?

2. "Do What You Want!"
You better do exactly what you think you should do and most definitely NOT what you want. 

3. "I Don’t Care What You Do"
We really do care.

What do you wanna eat?. .. It is simple. "What do you want?" "I don't know" "Fine, I'll choose." "I don't want that." "Nuh-uh you don't get to

4. "I’m Sorry You Feel That Way"
Ya, sorry you feel the wrong way. 

5. "I Don’t Want to Talk About It"
Your move punk.

6. "Typical!"
She’s being thinking you’re a bit of an eejit for a while now

7. "How Can You Not See Why I’m Mad?"
Do I have to cry for you to realise that?

8. "I’m Not Mad, I’m Just Upset"
The girlfriend equivalent of when a parent says: "We're not mad, just a little disappointed." 

9. Just be Sorry. "BUT YOU’RE NOT SORRY, STOP LYING."
Are you…are you? SMILING?! Get out now. 

10. "It’s Fine."
You may as well move out because it is sooooo not fine. 

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1. It’s Good To Have A Little Self Confidence From Time To Time

2) You Will Look Upon Your Friends Relationships With Envy At Some Point

3. Sometimes It’s OK To Let Others Know How Sh** It Is Inside Your Head

4. Whenever Your Parents Doubt You, Remind Them Of How Lucky They Truly Are

5. Sometimes The Question “Do I Look OK?” Needs An Honest Answer

6. Being Tired Is Not Always The Best Excuse For Not Going Out

7. Sexual Freedom is Where It's At

8. Celebrate Your Friends Successes With Much Enthusiasm

9. If You Love Something, Set It Free

10. Inventive Greetings Are The Key To Great Friendships

11. Self Hatred Far Outweighs The Hatred That Anyone Else Has For You

12. Your Friends Are Your Everything

13. Sugar Coating Is A Life Necessity

14. Admiration Should Be Loudly Voiced

15. With Such A Busy Life, You Must Sometimes Prioritise

16. Being Dramatic Is A Great Quality

17. Be A Social Butterfly At All Times

18. Sometimes, You Just Need To Set Yourself Free

19. STD’s Can Sometimes Be Treated With Humour

20. Creative Wording Makes Everything More Interesting

21. Being Cruelly Honest Is An Art Form

22. Having Deep, Dark Fears Is Part Of Life

23. Being A Grown Up Is Sometimes Unsettling

24. But At The End Of  The Day, Your Friends Are Your Everything

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