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We all have them, we complain and moan about them… But we still don’t ‘hide’ them.

1. The Bragger
This is the friend who is posting about all of their material items. Example: “New Car!” “New Phone!” “New Hair!” Also posts exotic holiday snaps when the rest of us are stuck in work or college, and the only beach we will see is the one on our desktop wallpaper.

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2. The Selfie Queen
This person is CONSTANTLY posting pictures of themself, although you’re pretty sure you know what they look like already.

3. The Joker
Everyone has a few of these; the ones who post random hilarious statements that you have definitely pondered in your own head before but have never been ballsy enough to say aloud…

4. The Music Buff
This person usually falls into the indie or hipster category and posts a yYouTubelink for some new, hip, under recognised band on a daily basis and just KNOWS you haven't heard of them. 

5. The Duck Face
Usually girls, this is the one who is always posting pictures of them out on the town, glammed up to the max, pulling the most perfected duck face you have ever seen.

6. The Hangover Fiend
This is the kind of people who post statuses about how “unbelievably dyyyyin” they are, or who are tagged in photos looking worse for wear after a heavy night of boozing.

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7. The Foodie
This is the person who uploads photos of the meal they’re about to eat/have just eaten. So. Annoying. And it makes us have uncontrollable cravings… Foooooooood, nom. At least they're inspiration though. 

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8. The Promoter
That guy who invites you to every event under the sun, knowing that you have no intention, nor will you ever have, of going to the “Ladies Poker Night” or the “Sexy Strippers” club evening. 

9. The Hypocrite
This is the friend who posts really positive, uplifting quotes, or links inspirational stories, but you know that in person they are pessimistic, down trodden and miserable. Also the people who make cruel, unnecessary comments one week, then post a status about how that-thing-they-said-last-week is a pet peeve of theirs.

10. The Moaner
Constantly taking to Facebook to post about what a bad day they’re having, or to write about pointless things none of us care about, such as “Waiting for the bus in the rain :(” Shut up please.

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This dog know exactly who the best dog in the world is – her. 

When asked by her owner who is the best dog, she raises a paw to answer his question! 

So cute!

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Sometimes you just need to throw caution to the wind and sing at the top of your lungs to your favourite song. Of course, most of us wait until there's no one else around, but Kristen Wiig would rather do it on a world-famous TV show. Attagirl!

After admitting she didn't really know the song, Kristen agreed to do a duet of Let It Go with Ellen… on air. They mightn't be very talented… or know the words… but the entertainment factor is A1!

We're not sure who did a better job of mangling a well-loved song, Kristen, or this little girl… 

It's a tough one to call!

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It's been hard to say goodbye to summer, but there are some reasons we are very happy to see the back of it…like these!

1. College Time

For those of us lucky enough to be heading back to college, it's the best time of the year! Until one week in and you're starving, all your clothes are dirty and you're broke. But it's all in the anticipation!

2. Less Socialising

Whatever it is about summer, it tends to bring out our inner disco drinking divas. We come down with serious case of FOMO if we’re not perched in a beer garden, cider in hand, every single weekend. Winter then, paves the way for less drinking, more nights in catching up on Netflix and a general sense of letting our livers rest up. 

3. Everywhere Smells Better

The ever lingering smell of sweat is replaced with a smell of hot chocolate, cool breezes, log fires and joy.

4. Fun Non-Festival Events

Festivals are great and all, but once the summer is over you’ll probably be glad to see the back of them for a while. Sure, what’s not to like about all day drinking, camping in a leaky tenet and eating enough burgers to sink a ship, but it’s good to try something new which is why, come the close of summer, Halloween and Oktoberfest are where it’s at. No portable toilets, no muck, no wellies, just pure, unadulterated joy.

5. Less Personal Prep

With summer comes shaving, tanning, waxing, polishing, buffing and boring times all round. Alas, not so much when it’s all over. The end of summer spells the end of personal grooming and personal pride too, on some level. Layer on the woolen goods because there’s a yeti hiding underneath this jumper.

6. Public Transport Is More Bearable

Public transport during the summer is really some mild form of torture. Sweat, tight spaces, late schedules, angry people and windows that won’t open all combine to make for a very uncomfortable commute indeed. Now, getting on to a warm bus is somewhat of a comfort instead of a curse. For the most part.

7. Better Food

Goodbye boring salads and hello fantastic comforting winter food, we’ve really missed you. After all a few extra pounds in the winter equals insulation, meaning there’s no better time to treat yourself to that tempting little treat that you’ve no doubt got your eye on…

8. More Excuses To Curl Up On The Couch

When the weather’s great outside, you might feel guilty for swapping that run for a run of the Kardashians and a nest of blankets, but now there’s no such guilt factor. Stock up on blankets, socks and great films because it’s getting chilly out there and we’re going nowhere.

9. A Fresh Start

September is ingrained in our minds as being a fresh start, a new beginning and the start of another year, perhaps more so than January. Think about it, you spend roughly 18 years of your life starting anew every September so now is as good a time as any to rid yourself of any past mistakes, any regrets and above all, to try and achieve anything that you want after a lazy or unproductive summer. Go out there and get it.

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Everyone knows and loves the “Cup” song – especially when done by Anna Kendrick!

However, when Miss New York, Kira Kazantsev, decided doing cups to Pharrell Williams' Happy was a good idea, the world disagreed. A lot.

When Kira went on to win the Miss America competition things just got even worse, and people can be really harsh!

Even Anna had a say on the whole thing, although she was nice about it…

 Things then took an even more embarrassing turn when the caption underneath Kira, which was supposed to relate a fun fact about her read: "Loves anything Jane Austin."

Do you think they meant Jane Austen? Twitter thinks so…

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No one is perfect, but there are some things to look out for if you’re looking for a boyfriend. There are small signs that you can look out for that make them a firm candidate for your next significant other. Here is the quintessential boyfriend checklist.

1. They have good manners
They don't have to be a good little Catholic school boy,  but manners in general are definitely something to look out for. What it comes down to is respect and having respect for other people no matter who they are. Steer clear of the pretentious douchebags and look for those that actually treat people properly.

2. They have a great personality
Let's face it, you're going to need things to talk about so boring just isn't going to cut it…

3. They make you smile
This one is very simple, but is definitely an important one to have on the list. Sometimes you don’t even have to say anything, and they just make you smile. They might say something funny or they might not, but if being around someone makes you happy then it’s a definite reason to get with them.

4. Being openly generous
If they actually think about others instead of just themselves, then it’s a good reason. They’ll have no problem with helping others and sometimes forget to put themselves first. 

5. They’re passionate about something
Even if it’s just a hobby, when they have something that they’re really passionate about then it really gives you a sense of what they’re like. Sure, they might work an office job and get good money, but if they don’t have something that really gets them going then what are they actually living for.

6. A good group of friends
Everyone needs people to support and care for them ,but if their friends couldn’t care less about who they are seeing, then they’re not good friends. If someone talks about how many friends they have then they’re clearly covering things up. It’s better for them to have a few close friendsthan loads of kind of friends that they only see every now and again.

7. Being trustworthy
Even if it’s with the smallest things, being able to fully trust them is a big thing. Obviously no one wants to date someone unfaithful, but if they can show that they can be trusted then they should be considered. 

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8. Having a plan in life
Things don’t always turn out the way we want them to, in fact, they never play out exactly as you think. You need someone that has some ambition and even if they might not be in the job they want at the moment, they have a vision for their future. You need someone with a level of determination and a belief that will get where they want to be.

9. They make an effort to like your friends
They won’t get along with everyone, but at least if they make an effort your friends will like them. If someone doesn’t try to get to know your friends and just dismisses them maybe you need to reconsider . It’s a good thing if they make an effort  and we all know that once you have your friends approval it’s all signals go.

10. They challenge you
You need someone that has a different perspective on life and that has different views than you. If you both see things exactly the same way then you won’t grow and learn together. You will learn to like different things and maybe even something that you once hated.

11. A sense of humour
Seriously, there are some people out there who can’t take a joke and never crack a smile. Humour is necessary when looking for a potential boyfriend,  especially if they have the same sense of humour as you. Sometimes things just click and you get each other’s peculiar humour.

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12. They’re able to cook
Whether it’s them making breakfast for you when you’re hungover or being able to make you a romantic dinner. Being able to cook is an incredibly important asset for someone to have if you’re looking for a boyfriend. It’s more common for girls to be able to cook so a guy that can properly cook is a rare breed.

12. They know how to scrub up
It’s one thing to judge someone on the day to day, but if you see them when they scrub up you will see a lot more of what they’re about. Then later down the line you won’t have to worry what they will look like when you’re introducing them to your friends and family. It may seem like a small thing, but being presentable is an important factor.

13. They are content by themselves
If someone can get enjoyment out of just being by themselves it means that they won’t be needy. The last thing you need is a clinger that hangs on your word and can only be happy when they’re with you. It’s not a healthy way to live if you’re always dependent on someone else to make youhappy. Find someone that is content by themselves, but is happy when you’re together.

14. They give you their full attention
It’s seems nowadays we can never just talk to someone, we have to be on our phone at the same time as well. If they give you their full undivided attention, then you should really consider them. If they actually make an effort to listen to you without doing anything else, then you know you can be honest with them and you will make the effort to have conversations with them.

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We’re not sure what’s funnier, the fact that Cheryl accidentally poked herself in the face with a straw or her face after it happened.

We think it has to be that shocked “please tell me no one saw that” face afterwards…

Don’t worry Cheryl, that’s us every Saturday night – straws can be tricky!

Thankfully the lovable Geordie sees the funny side to the video and even retweeted a Vine of the "totes morto" incident on her Twitter account, writing: "Smooth."

We agree Cheryl, totally smooth….

 

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These college guys made a serious impression on Ms Swift when they parodied her hit single, Shake It Off.

So much so that Taylor has personally invited them to see her on tour! She tweeted: “I’m personally inviting all of these guys (and a date!) to a show on tour next year, it’s on me. Nailed it, bros!”

Oh, Taylor – did you just say “bros”?!

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As friends, you’re required to be there for the dumpee, no matter how much their personality changes in the process. It’s tough but it’s good karma so stay strong and remember, it’s only a phase…hopefully.

1. The Drama Queen/King
Things like “we were soooo good together,” when they clearly were not, as well as remembering things not quite the way they happened are key to your mate becoming ‘The Drama King/Queen’.

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2. The Bitter One
They can no longer see anything good in the world and the relationship itself has become the reason why everything is just so terrible. They will belittle everything and anything they can on the way to becoming the grinch. Pull them back and show them that there is hope, in the form of tequila.

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3. The Drunken Mess
Okay, so many of us head straight to the bar when a relationship breaks but this person takes it a step further with stained clothes, lack of showering, constant drinking, Adele on repeat and lots of crying. 

4. Gender Hater
Their girlfriend/boyfriend has dumped them, therefore all women/men are absolute bitches/bastards.

5. The Hopeless One
Nothing makes sense, the world is a dire place. While it may feel like the worst, the break-up doesn’t mean that they’re condemned to being forever alone. It’s just hard for them to see  that they’re going to be fine when their heart has recently been broken. It will fade away though, but you’ll probably have to motivate them to go looking for someone new.

6. The Recluse
Hiding behind curtains and not keeping any form of respectable hours. Respect is something they will probably lose for themselves for a while. Trying to feel something, anything, by any means necessary. Keep an eye on them now that you have identified the symptoms.

7. The Black Sheep
You haven't seen them for the entirety of their relationship but now that's it's over, they're back. 

8. The Cray Cray
Nightvision goggles and an unhealthy amount of Facebook stalking mean that this one needs a close eye indeed. 

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9. Eat, Sleep, Break Up, Repeat
This person has the ability to move on at almost record speed and will probably have had a LOT of relationships. 

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Ah, it’s New York Fashion Week again, and you know what that means…

Another episode of Jimmy Kimmel’s epic Lie Witness news!

This year, Chandler Bing has suddenly become a star designer, and the lying “fashionistas” just LOVE his work.

Sigh…when will they learn?

On another not, where can we get that headless dress? Simply FAB. 

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There isn’t a lot that changes when a guy grows up, they might look different or sound different, but they’re still really a kid inside. Some guys are better at hiding it around you than others, but one thing is for certain – when they’re with their friends, they will always act immature. Here are the signs that your boyfriend is still  immature.

1. They’re incredibly shallow
They’re all about looks, whether it’s being obsessed with how they look or only caring about how others look. Being attracted to someone is a small part of a relationship, if all they care about is looks , then they’re definitely immature.

2. They’re very materialistic
It is good to have something to work toward in life, but if all they are working for is a new iPhone 6 or a new part for their car instead of spending it on their girlfriend, it shows immaturity. There is nothing wrong with treating yourself, but if all your money goes to other things, then it shows where their priorities lie.

3. They still think toilet humour is hilarious
We all like a little bit of crude humour every now and again, but if he has the sense of humour of a 10 year old then it’s not a good sign. When you get to a certain age, you look back on the things that you used to think were funny and see how childish they were. If he is immature he still finds the same things funny.

4. It’s never their fault
They won’t take the blame for anything or admit when they’re wrong. It’s a real sign of immaturity if they can’t own up to something, it’s one thing to be stubborn once a while but sometimes you just need to accept when you’re wrong. Relationships aren’t all fun and games and sometimes you just need to concede defeat.

5. The only dish they know how to make is beans on toast
They are not well versed in the culinary arts and the closest they come is beans on toast. They would never be able to make a romantic dinner for you, instead they would order Chinese food and maybe let you have some of their chips.

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6. Their favourite movie is anything by Michael Bay
Kids like big explosions and loud noises in movies, but if that is still all they look for in a movie then they’re clearly immature. When you get older your tastes change and you watch movies with a bit more substance. For some they still get excited by seeing the same explosions over and over again.

7. Their career is going nowhere
It’s a scary world out there, but after a while you have to learn to come to grips with it. There is no point in sitting around waiting for things just to happen, if they’ve no job and no direction, they’re not accepting responsibility for their life.

8. They never make any plans
Staying in is always the best option for them and they never plan to go out to dinner or see a movie. Their equivalent is getting a take away and watching Netflix. It’s basically the same idea to them,expect there is a huge difference between going out and staying in.

9. They always say they’re too broke
If they are strapped for cash, then sometimes there is no problem with asking for a lend of money. If they actually have money but still ask you for some then they are clearly taking advantage of you. If they can never pay for things or are always stingy with money, then they are clearly to immature for a relationship.

10. He is more emotionally unstable 
Guys have feelings too, but they don’t wear them on their sleeve for all to see. Guys should have their emotions intact and only open up during those intimate moments. If they burst in tears at pretty much anything they still have the emotional stability of a toddler.

11. They think that a T-shirt and sweatpants is always suitable attire
So you decide to go out somewhere for a change, but they just wear the clothes that they just wore to the gym. It wouldn’t hurt if they made a bit of an effort every now and again. Clearly they’re too immature if they think that wearing the same clothes for every occasion is acceptable.

12. Their favorite music is by Scooter
They listen to music that was popular about 5 or 6 years ago and don’t even realise it. They have ambitions of becoming a DJ, but they don’t know the first thing about music. They always blare their music in the house and think that everyone needs to hear what they’re listening to.

13. They have no idea how to comfort you
There are some guys that don’t have a clue what to do when their girlfriend is emotional. It doesn’t take that much, all you need is a shoulder to cry on or someone to talk to. They don’t need someone to tell them to get a grip.

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Cork people have opened up aout their first time.

But it’s not the first time you’re thinking about – tut tut!

Rather, the Corkonians are talking about The Nightmare Realm which opens for another Halloween season on October 3rd at Albert Quay in Cork.

Do you dare…? 

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