It sounds like this girl will be looking for somewhere other than her family home to eat her Christmas dinner come December…
This poor girl sent a nudey picture to her DAD instead of its intended recipient and has since been tweeting all about it, much to our amusement.
Twitter user, nyyy nyyy, took a screenshot of the accidental message as well as recording her dad’s arrival at her home straight afterwards. Comedy gold. For us at least.
At first, she lamented the incident:
Then, she shared it with the world:
The internet reacted the best way they knew how:
Her dad wouldn’t stop calling her:
She waited with anticipation:
Her dad arrived at her house…
And she finally saw the funny side. Though we’re not sure he did.
It’s an important message, ladies. #dontsendnudestodaddy. He won’t like it. Lesson learnt.
They say nothing lasts forever. If you see these signs, your relationship could be one of them…
1. You See Less Of Them
You used to see each other every couple of days. But now, you could go a whole week without seeing each other, and it’s never as trivial as watching television any more. It has to be something interesting to get them up for it.
2. They Don’t Text As Much
And when they do, they seem disinterested, and don’t talk nearly as much about the stupid little weird things that only you two would find funny.
3. You’re Always The One Making The Plans
In a healthy relationship, both people contribute to the making of plans. One person might be naturally more organised, but the other person is at least enthusiastic about doing stuff. But when this enthusiasm goes out of the relationship, and they really don’t seem like they’re bothered to do anything, then alarm bells should definitely be ringing.
4. There’s More Awkward Silences
This is the equivalent of them not texting as much in person. You used to talk about everything and anything, whereas now it feels like they struggle to think of anything to say to you, and the silences aren’t the comfortable ones that you two used to have, but are much more awkward instead.
5. They’re On Their Phone More When They’re Around You
This is a result of the awkward silences, so rather than just sit there in silence, they’ll be on their phone, scrolling aimlessly through their newsfeed. This is a real sign that they aren’t enjoying the time you spend together.
6. You’re Having Less Sex
And when you do have it, it just seems like such an effort for the other person, and they just seemed to go through the motions, not really making any effort at all.
7. They’re Fighting With You More
They pick fights over little things that you do; stuff that they used to find really cute about you. They seem to be doing it just for the sake of it, and this shows just how unhappy they are.
8. They’re Cancelling Plans With You
If they’re not enjoying the time you’re spending together, then chances are they’re going to want to spend as little time as possible together, and they’ll actually start cancelling plans that you’ve made together.
9. They Stop Drunk-Dialling You
Annoying and all as it might be, drunk-dialling your other half shows that they’re thinking about them even when they’re not there. But if this stops happening, especially if they used to do it all the time, then they’ve obviously stopped thinking about you as much as they used to.
10. They Change Their Profile Picture
They used to have a really nice photo of the two of you as their profile picture, but now, it’s been changed to just a photo of them. The most petty version of this is when they use the same photo and just crop you out of it. This is definitely a sign that something is wrong.
There is nobody quite like Bridget Jones. She represents most women in some way or another, and we can all relate to her. Whether it be single Bridget, married Bridget, heartbroken Bridget or mortified Bridget, we’ve all been there.
1. Showing up to an event either incredibly under-dressed or over-dressed (by accident)
The embarrassment.
2. Rambling away in the presence of beautiful men
Only ours wasn’t Mark Darcy.
3. Feeling the pressure from society to be in a relationship through the medium of your own mother
Always helpful.
4. Resorting to the hermit lifestyle, avoiding all responsibilities and eating nothing but crap
Standard.
5. Try too hard to look amazing for a date and turn out looking like some sort of bizarre pigeon lady
Not worth being late for.
6. Falling for the whimsically intelligent, fun loving bellend.
Happens to the best of us.
7. Having your attempt at being a Domestic Goddess go absolutely arse-ways
Blue soup om nom!
8. Finding mental refuge and strength in the company of your father
They always take our side no matter what.
9. Having two beautiful men fight over you
Lol jk.
10. Either way it’s either a feast or a famine
We all have our good and our bad Tinder days.
11. When we do get some we try to hide the effects of the Relationship Diet
Why did we eat all those burritos?
12. Having a massive pair of comfy granny knickers
Okay, fine. Five pairs.
13. Being the ONLY single one of your friends
Ice-Cream, don’t you leave me too!
14. And having the fact rubbed in your face
Ah, Saturday nights.
15. The revelation that you are a strong, single and independent woman with no desire or need for a man whatsoever
Those Destiny Child girlos would be proud.
16. Seeking self-improvement
Everyday is a fresh start to becoming a better person.
17. Finding that you actually love that guy you hate
But…no. How can this be?
18. Turning down that total d*** who has been messing you around for years and feeling so damn proud about it
It’s summer and you know what that means – roadtrips! To the beach, to the coast, to the shops, in a taxi to the club, you know, wherever!
However, roadtrips can often bring out the worst in people. Here are the worst characters you will encounter on your roadtrip.
1. The “DJ”
They can’t help but change the radio station every minute, never listening to a song the whole way through even if they like it. They’re the same kind of people who change the music all the time at house parties, and seem to have the attention span of a 6 year old.
2. Social media addicts
In their eyes, all of their friends and followers on Twitter, Facebook, Instagram and Snapchat must know about the car journey, where a drive to the shop becomes a “road trip with my bestie xoxo.”
3. Drunk people
Loud and annoying, made all the worse by the fact that you’re incredibly jealous that you’re not one of them.
4. Sh*t navigators
Even if they have Google Maps on their phone, they still can’t work out where the car is or where we’re going. This category also includes the people that give directions like “it’s over there,” when they’re in the back seat and you can’t see where they’re pointing.
5. Talkers
Especially annoying if you’re going somewhere new and are trying to concentrate on road signs and lane positions, while they’re telling you about how drunk they were on their last night out, or recounting every detail of whatever TV show they’re watching at the moment.
6. Critics
Even though the person in the test centre deemed you a good enough driver to give you a licence, this doesn’t stop them finding fault with everything you do. The worst kinds of people are critics who don’t even have a licence, but have been driving for a while and claim they just: “haven’t got a chance to book it yet.”
7. Farters
They seem to wait until all of the doors are closed and the car is moving before letting rip, giving absolutely no warning so as to give people a chance to maybe open a window or cover their nose or something. They’re always the smelliest farts as well.
8. Scabby people
Full of empty promises of petrol money and paying back the favour of giving you a lift when they learn to drive, you have long since lost hope of ever seeing either of these things.
9. Smokers
That stale smoke smell can ruin a car, so be careful not to let anyone light up in your car, especially if it’s actually your parents’ car. Drunk people are the worst for this.
10. Messy people
This is a car, not a bin. Please take your empty bottles, cans and wrappers with you. Drunk people are the worst for this as well actually. Bet you really regret not drinking now don’t you?
11. “Passenger Wankers”
Yes, when it was first shown, The Inbetweeners’ “bus wankers” joke was hilarious. But that was 5 years ago, and actually doing it yourself stopped being funny about 4 years and 11 months ago. Please roll the window back up.
12. Awkwardly tall people
They can’t help that their elbows and knees get in the way of the gear stick and the handbrake when they’re in the passenger seat, or jamming their knees into your seat if they’re sitting in the back. But you can’t help thinking that if their legs are that long, they would’ve been quicker walking.
13. Fidgeters
Messing with the heating, the volume on the radio, the electric window, the sun visor; it probably takes every bit of self-control that they have not to reach over and start messing with any buttons that might be on the steering wheel.
14. Nervous people
They get so nervous when you’re approaching roundabouts and other junctions that it almost rubs off on you, and you start to doubt your own ability to drive, especially considering the fact that they’ve left a dent in the dashboard from gripping it so tightly.
15. Your Parent(s)
A combination of critics and nervous people rolled into one.
Sometimes it can be hard to fully let a relationship go. Maybe you’re in the same circle of friends as your ex or maybe you just need that relationship you had with them – even if it means not actually being with them. Unfortunately, these friendships rarely work out, and here is why:
1. Irrational jealousy
It’s natural to start to think in terms of getting over each other being some sort of ‘competition’. Which will lead to some form of irrational jealousy. Hating someone your ex talked to at a party for no reason is irrational and stupid.
2. You.Had.Sex.With.Them.
Going back to a normal friendship after you’ve done the no pants dance a hundred times and know all each others weird habits is just impossible.
3. Friends group are going to change anyway
One of the main reasons you stay in each others social circle is that you have mutual friends.No one has the same group of friends for their entire lives, its like anything in life, you win some and lose some.
4. In the long run it’s way better to cut them off
Okay so you were all friends for a while but now it’s time to get your sh** together and move on.
5. Staying friends and seeing them move on can be crippling
And when this happens you WILL go back to the place you were 6 months before.
6. You can’t turn off your feelings
At the end of the day we are only human- staying in close contact isn’t going to give your heart a chance to catch up with your brain.
7. Accidental hook-ups
IF you do stay friends, you will probably go out together and end up back in bed. This seems like a good idea at the time but it’s really going to feck up the whole moving-on process.
8. You cannot move on if you stay friends
There’s just too much history most of the time. You need a break.
9. “We’ll stay friends is just a ‘mutual contract’”
Saying stuff like “We’ll say friends” is basically a verbal contract in which you basically mean is: “We are not going to talk sh** about each other/say anything embarrassing about what we did in bed” after we break up. It does not mean you are going to braid each others hair and watch movies together.
10. You need to give it space
Okay so maybe in a few years you can become friends but right now you need to let it die so you can move on.
11. Staying friends on Facebook is a different thing
Everyone knows this predicament- you don’t want to seem petty by blocking them on FB but don’t want daily reminders of them either. To combat this block, them from your newsfeed, notifications, and all of their friends who potentially will add pictures of them enjoying their life without you.
12. Be a strong person without needing them to be your friend You can do it! Take the time you need to get over them and in a few years, perhaps you can be friends again.
Every person who has gone a J1 will have these fond (and some not so fond) memories of their time across the pond.
1. Spending a night passed out in a random place
Whether on a beach, your boss’s couch, a kitchen floor or outside your front door because you forgot your keys again, this is something that we’ve all fallen victim too.
2. Started a chant while riding on the public transport
This is mostly one for the lads.
3. Had to explain to at least one American that leprechauns aren’t real.
Sadly, the majority of us have actually had to explain this unfortunate fact to some disappointed Americans. And feel a little guilty for shattering their existence, looking into their sad eyes as they discover that the ginger, dwarf-like mythical creatures actually don’t exist.
4. Forgetting to call your parents to tell them you’re still alive
Having your parents tear the head off you because you haven’t called in 5 days. Answering the phone either still drunk or hungover to shreds because of the time difference and trying to calm your worrying mother down is a mammoth task at the time.
5. Travelling over 3,000 miles only to shift someone in the same college class as you
Hopes are high when you fly out from The Emerald Isle, dying to taste some of the American cuisine. However it all goes south when you come home only after shifting some of the same people you share a lecture hall with back at college. Ah well…
6. Growing a sudden allegiance to an American sports team
We all like to participate in our local teams, however awful they may be. But hey, at least we bring a bit of atmosphere to the stadiums!
7. Receiving desperate care packages from your mammy at home
Having your mammy send over a care package full of Lyons Tea, Cadbury’s Dairy Milk bars, and a family pack of glorious Tayto crisps because you’ve cleaned your bank account out after just 3 weeks in the US!
8. Having sunburn for 3 whole months
It doesn’t take us Irish long to get a nice even burn – 2 hours ought to do it for most! Then we immediately regret our poor decision while we beg our roommates to lube us up at night with some aloe vera to ease the pain. But we never learn our lesson do we? Still, it’s worth it after all that dead skin peels off and you arrive home with a glorious rich mahogany tan, showing off in front of your friends and family like the Greek goddess that you are. Boom!
9. Either totally tarnishing or massively boosting the Irish reputation abroad
It’s one or the other. We Irish are an infectious bunch and let’s face it, the Americans do already love us! However, every summer, we flee the American cities like a murderer away from the scene of a crime. Like human wrecking balls, we came, we saw, we conquered, then left. 90% of the time we do leave a great impression among the Americans, but there are a few who are left with a sour taste in their mouths. And to those, the sincerest of apologies!
10. Putting on at least 2 stone in weight
Remember checking yourself out in the mirror and wondering where those love handles came from? Probably from all those 7/11 hot dogs, McDonald’s burgers and late night Taco Bell Burritos!
12. Totally resonating with the lyrics of The Corona’s San Diego Song
Yep, sure give it a listen now. The Coronas wrote this song while on their J1 in California’s beautiful San Diego. Don’t lie, you can TOTALLY identify with it, can’t you?
13. Having the super-human strength to drink 92 days in a row
It wasn’t easy, but you did it. It was no easy road but getting there in the end is ALMOST worth the several night’s spewing up into a bin, frequent blackouts, ultimate fear and near-liver failure. Almost. Although we can’t even fathom going through all that hell again!
14. Spoken more Irish than you ever have in your life
All those years learning Irish. You think you’ll never use it again and that you’ve completely forgotten it all, but you’re wrong. Stateside is where it all regurgitates out. It’s frequently used as a subtle reminder that you’re Irish and a great weapon for pulling members of the opposite sex. The beauty of As Gaeilge. “Tá é an-mhaith!” See? Still got it!
15. Getting reprimanded by law enforcement
Whether doing something as ridiculous as walking through the street with a can in your hand or something more extreme like hopping over the counter in McDonald’s at 3am and starting to serve your friends, there’s been a few Irish who have been reprimanded by the police. Never a good idea.
16. Shared a house with 30 people
Good Lord, cramped is not the word. “Ah sure look, it’s only 3 months.” Going to sleep in a space the size of a medium mattress is not comfortable in the slightest, especially when you’re sharing it with someone else on those drunken nights. But you’ll never appreciate your own bed more than the day you arrive home from your J1.
17. Took the piss out of some gullible Americans
“You guys are lucky – electricity is a privilege we don’t have at home,” “the legal age of drinking for us is 12 years-old” or even “we don’t have Wednesdays in Ireland.”
18. Being technically “homeless” for a short period of time
That time you spent drifting from apartment to apartment with no summer house in sight. It was only a couple of days but it felt like a never-ending nightmare at the time!
19. Had to explain where Ireland is to an American
No it’s not in the UK, no it’s not beside Australia and NO it’s not “somewhere over at the west coast.” Without a map, you’ll be knackered trying to explain to an American where Ireland is actually located.
20. Adapted a slight American accent
Sometimes you just can’t help it.
Victoria Beckham uploaded this rare and unseen photo of her wedding to David Beckham in celebration of their anniversary.
Victoria took to her Twitter account to share the photo and wrote: “Thank you for your beautiful messages. Its such a special day for us both. Your love and support means so much x vb.”
The couple married in Luttrellstown Castle in Ireland back in 1999 and have been going strong ever since.
We wonder if the fashion mogul would rethink this after-party ensemble if she could?! Not that shiny purple isn’t her colour, of course.
Still, bad fashion throwback aside, what a cute photo!
