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Robin Thicke is getting seriously trolled in an online Q&A session he is taking part in this morning.

Rather than asking him questions about his music, the Twitter world had far more pressing issues on their minds, and what followed was in a word, epic.

Here are just a few of the hilarious interactions poor Robin had to deal with this morning:

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We always knew goats were giddy little creatures, but this recent clip of some kids (yep, that’s what they’re called) playing on the back of a horse is just about the cutest thing ever. We have to admit, that is one chilled-out horse.

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It doesn’t seem ideal to choose boys over girls when choosing a living partner – but here are some points that might change your mind!

1. You can burp at will (they’ll still find it gross but who cares)

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2. You might improve your sports skills/ hand-eye co-ordination, as you will pick up techniques from the sports channel

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 3. There’ll be a great team of DIY amateurs on hand to assemble Ikea flatpacks or mend dodgy televisions

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4. Their advice tends to be hilarious, if largely useless

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5. You can pretend to be a comparative domestic goddess in the kitchen

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6. You get to tease them about the girls they bring home

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7. You might benefit from the batch of home-brew that they’ve been tirelessly caring for throughout the year

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8. You’ll always have a drinking partner (see above)

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9. You get to learn the truth about the mysterious male obsession with protein shakes, and even taste them! Ooh!

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10. They know a surprisingly vast array of drinking games, picked up on various rugby tours / lads’ holidays

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Morning are the absolute worst, aren’t they? Here are some things that run through every girl’s mind when that dreaded alarm clock goes off:

1. “Snooze, where’s snooze? SNOOZE !”

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Ten minutes of bliss. Followed by ten more.

2. “I suppose I should really get up now.”

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Ugh…why?

3. “Why did I stay up so late last night?”

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You vow to be in bed at 9pm sharp tonight. We all know it won’t happen.

4. “Is there a job out there that doesn’t involve getting up before half eleven?”

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…And still finish at 5pm? Thought so.

5. “Is my hair too greasy not to wash?”

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Because those extra five minutes could go so far right now…

6. “Will I get away without make-up today?”

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Struggle on girfriend…

7. “Oh crap, I have no clean clothes.”

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Pulling things out left, right and centre just to put an outfit together is simply soul destroying.

8. “Breakfast or near starvation until lunch?”

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It’s the most important meal of the day – ALWAYS have breakfast, ladies!

9. “Please GOD, don’t say it’s raining outside today.”

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As you pull on those not-so-waterproof pumps you pray the skies don’t open and leave you with shivering puddle feet all day long.

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Every girl needs that one person they can tell anything to and never be judged. In other words – a BFF! Here are the signs that you have a super good BFF:

1. She doesn’t judge you
We all make stupid decisions now and then, but she’ll never personally judge. Her concerns come from the heart as she only wants what’s best for you, and since she probably knows you better than yourself, she leaves you to learn from your mistakes and hopes for the best.

12. She always has time for you
Between exams, essays, work and other social commitments this girl will make time for you, even if it’s only for five minutes she’ll give you call if she can’t see you. This is how you know she is there for you because she cares and wants to be there for you, not because she feels she has to.

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3. You always have the best laugh together
You could be grocery shopping, waiting for the bus or partying in Portugal, together you both have the most amazing laughs with minimal effort. Outsiders often wonder what on earth you’re laughing about, or how you go to the bathroom together and come back with a hilarious incident or how you never get tired of each other. Those who laugh together, stay together.

berry-break-23-04. She’ll hook you up
She’ll wing-woman for you no matter what the occasion. You’ve got your eyes on someone, she will make that happen if you’re too scared to. Whether it’s strategically placing you in his eye sight, dragging him over to you or dragging you across the dancefloor and shoving you into him, she will make this happen.

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She’ll tell you if your outfit is odd and won’t stop rolling around laughing because you look like a mess in your passport photo.

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“YOU DID WHAT!?!” Most of the time you think you know this girl more than she knows herself until she does something completely out of the blue. She’ll surprise you when you least expect it, and you love it.

tumblr_mydxl2iK4O1rwjroqo1_4007. You have your own language
Whether you read each other minds, have your own sign language or your conversations are purely based on private jokes or a combination of these, you both communicate on a deeper level than most friendships, or the rest of human society for that matter.

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You’ve known each other for years, and have been through life changing events with one another along the way, at this stage of planning out your life you don’t for a second imagine it without her being involved. You’ve already decided that you’re going to be each others maid of honour, have the same retirement home in mind and when you see two little old ladies together you immediately “That’s us in 60 years.”

black-and-white-friends-gif-girls-vintage-Favim9. If you both didn’t like boys, you’d probably marry each other
Who needs them anyway?

tumblr_lu9wab8nrV1r0ojhto1_50010. You trust her
You know you could put your life in this girl’s hand and she’ll do her best to protect it. You can tell her anything and not worry about her turning around and telling everyone. Your secrets are always safe with her.

tumblr_mneseyfkgJ1s14xs8o1_50011. Your morals are the same
Your hobbies and careers could be completely different, but at the end of the day you both have the same beliefs. This is one of the things which bonds you and your best friend together, you both share the same sense of right and wrong. Even if you break it once in awhile, she’ll understand and still love you.

Porsha-Siamese-Cats12. You don’t have to act like best friends to be best friends
You don’t have to be glued to the hi[ to be close, you could both have completely different circles of friends, it does’t mean you are any less close.

amy-poehler-tina-fey-drinking13. She can make you laugh no matter what
No matter how awful the situation is, whoever broke your heart or how terrible your day was, she’ll always know that you need a nice cup of tea and a good laugh to help you through. Somehow she’ll make you believe everything will be just fine, or if not she’ll happily run away to set up a bar in Thailand with you.

Girls-laughing-GIF14. You’ll do anything for each other
You both have a mutually understanding that you have the biggest amount of respect and love for each other and therefore will go with you to get the morning after pill, take a punch for her and defend each other to the ground if someone talks bad about her.

best-friend-rachel-bilson-gif15. You see each other as sisters
Because if you think about it you basically are; you’ve spent many dinners together, you share everything and have accidentally damaged one another while doing something completely ridiculous. Even her own family considers you a relative and knows all about you.

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You may not be able to play poker without it ending in a childish argument, but you can certainly challenged each other to miscellaneous racing competitions, kill each other in Mario Kart or play stupid pranks on each other. You have your own stuff you are both competitive at, that most people wouldn’t understand.

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17. She’ll make the effort if it’s important to you
“Fine, but I’m only doing it because you’re my best friend.” Whether it’s an awkward event you can’t bear going to alone or getting along with your new boyfriend whom she despises with every bone in her body, she’ll make the effort because you’re happiness is important to her.

tumblr_mcyvazHPch1r6ubhwo1_50018.  You’re 100% comfortable around each other
You can burp, fart, urinate in front of each other and it generally doesn’t even shake either of you. You both just so comfortable with one another that your disgusting habits doesn’t have a scratch on what you think about each other. If her fart is horribly smelly you’ll just laugh it off, if her burp is outrageously loud you’ll be slightly impressed.

tumblr_m780k2i7u51qghl49o1_r1_50019. She keeps you grounded
We all get caught up in high expectations, hopeless dreams and materialistic things. She’ll remind you of how important the small things are in life, point out the not-so-great things about the new guy in your life and remind you what reality is, keeping your head out of the clouds, but encouraging you to aim for the stars.

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Caring about her as much as she does you is the best the way of knowing you’ll be best friends for life. If you both respect, admire, support and love each other than there’s no doubt you’ll be best friends for life. You both treasure this special bond you have with one another and respect the fact that you have each other no matter what happens you’ll be there for each other until the end.

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For some reason, us girls lie to each other about small things. Whether it’s about saving face or just trying to get one up on each other, here are some of the more classic things those frenemies (and besties!) are likely to tell you:

1. “He’s AMAZING in bed.”

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While this one could be true if your bestie said it to you, if it comes from your frenemy, it is almost certainly a big fat lie!

2. “I wish I was single.”

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No, you don’t. This is something that girls in relationships say to comfort their depressed single friends, especially after another night of failure on the man scene.

3. “Oh my god, no, I LOVE your boyfriend.”

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Oh, the guy who took you away from me and now I have to see all the time? Don’t fall for this one…

4. “Yeah, she is a total bitch.”

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Nine times out of ten, this is uttered about some girl that dares to speak to a boy you’ve been creeping on silently and from afar, for some time. The girl in question seems pretty sound to you, but for friendships sake, she’s the biggest bitch going. Still, we appreciate the gesture.

5. “No you do not look fat in that skirt.”

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NEVER tell a girl she looks fat. Every girl knows this cardinal rule and to break it would be to buy your ticket out of the circle. It’s like Ross once told Chandler. Don’t even think about it. “Do I look fat?”. “NO.”

6. “No waaaaaaay have you gained weight.”

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Again, as stated above. Fat+ Girl= End of friendship. When she’s feeling bigger than normal just pretend nothing has changed and then swiftly change the subject.

7. “It was sooooooo good to see you.”

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It really wasn’t good to see you. It was actually pretty awkward, uncomfortable and just generally laced with small talk and so, if I don’t see you again for quite some time, I’ll be happy.

8. “Yeah, I’m literally on the way right now.”

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30 minutes later and you are STILL waiting. Infuriating doesn’t even cut it.

9. “You look AMAZING in that picture. What other chin?”

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Once again, we appreciate this lie.

10. “I am in no way drunk at all. I’m not even tipsy.”

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You may be lying on the floor as you say this, but that does not make it any less of a lie.

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Have you been missing your favourite TV show after its explosive season finale last week? Well fret not, as this adorable remake using pugs is going to fill that emptiness in your soul. Fair enough, it doesn’t go into any plot details, nor does it have an actual script, but just look at them!  We don’t want to get ahead of ourselves, but we think it could be better than the original.

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The gym is very busy around this time of year, as people attempt to get some last minute abs before they go away for their two week sun holiday. Spending more time in the gym, you can observe certain types of people who share the floor with you, and grow to hate them.

The Grunter
Whether the weights are actually too heavy or they just want to make it look like they’re working ridiculously hard, there is absolutely no need to be grunting like a woman in her 37th hour of labour.

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The Overly Sweaty Guy
People sweat different amounts, and I accept that, but why is it that the sweatier a person is, the less likely they are to wipe down a bench or a machine after they use it?

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The Shouter
Self-motivation is really important in the gym, for obvious reasons. But it’s called self-motivation, meaning that it can be done inside your own head. There is absolutely no need to shout at yourself for everyone else to hear when you’re struggling to complete your set, or congratulate yourself once you have finished said exercise.

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The Social Media Addict
I’m totally against any posting of pictures or checking in at the gym, but as long as you do it without disrupting anyone else I suppose it’s not that bad. Doing it while sitting at a machine, however, is not acceptable.

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The Naked Changing Room Girl
We’re all for people being comfortable in their own skin, but we don’t want to see naked girls ambling around the changing room.

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The Talker
In the changing room, or out in the reception area, by all means talk to as many strangers as you like. They might not be up for a chat, but it’s far less annoying for them than going up to them during an exercise that they’re probably struggling with enough without having someone trying to become their new best friend.

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The ‘Expert’
No one has ever actually seen one of these people do any exercise. Instead, they prowl the gym floor looking  for people who look like they might be struggling and providing some ‘helpful’ advice about how what they’re doing is wrong and what they should do to maximise their workout.

Warning: NEVER follow any advice you get from one of these people.

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The Machine Hogger
Much like at a hotel on holiday, this person will put their towel on a machine and then wander off to the water fountain or something, as if they are the only person who wants to use this particular piece of equipment for the next 20 minutes.

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The Poser
Mirrors are installed in a gym to allow you to see your form while doing an exercise, to avoid injury and maximise the effectiveness of the exercise. They are not there to tense your muscles or strike poses.

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The Inconsiderate Asshole
Why is it so hard to put the free weights you were using back on the shelf where you found them?

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The Beautiful People
It’s not really their fault that they’re distracting everyone of the opposite gender from whatever exercise they’re doing, but productivity just drop significantly when a particularly attractive person is in your eye-line.

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The Inappropriately Dressed Person
I once saw a guy trying to do a workout in jeans and hiking boots. It annoyed me way more than it should have.

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The Show Off
Doing some ridiculously complicated exercise that would be impossible for the average gym-goer just because they’ve practised it for six months straight. They’re also usually in pretty good shape, which is also annoying.

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Almost everybody has, is, or will work in an office for some period of their life. You see your co-workers more than you see your actual family or friends. Here are the 11 worst things about working in an office.

1. Infectiously ill people coming into work
The worst of the worst. Chest infection, diarrhea or tonsillitis, this person will be in at 9am ready to start the day. Your boss loves him but the rest of the staff hate him. He arrives in spluttering everywhere, sending snot rockets flying in every direction. Go home for feck’s sake!

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2. The guy who eats his smelly lunch beside you
He comes in with his packed lunch from three nights ago, nukes it in the microwave and then opens it up at his desk in front of you. At least your nose will only be doing backflips while his stomach will be the thing to suffer most!

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3. Surviving a full Friday while hungover
Arriving in on a Friday after soaking up a happy hour and full night of drinking the night before is a mammoth task to overcome. Hanging on for dear life from 9am to 5:30pm only to go and repeat it all over again. Why do we do it?

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4. Time going really, REALLY slowly
Staring up at the clock from your desk and watching the seconds tick – we’ve all been guilty of it, whether out of tiredness, boredom or near-insanity!

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5. Having a cubicle
Working alone inside of a 8×10 cubicle can be as grim as your office life will get.

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6. Awkward elevator rides
Making awkward small-talk in an elevator with a co-worker you barely know is excruciatingly painful! Nobody wants to talk about how windy it is outside or how many centimetres of rain fell over the weekend. Leave it out!

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7. Noisy typers
The button-basher who proceeds to smash his keyboard out of it as loudly as possible with his gigantic sausage fingers.

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8. Co-workers who are clueless about technology
Those co-workers you have to teach how to send an email, use the photocopier, and how to delete their web history for some reason? You really should know this stuff by now.

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9. Being the new guy
Walking into your new job on the first day can be a daunting task. Awkwardly saying hello to everyone, trying to remember everyone’s name and pretending that you know what you’re doing.

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10. The guy who stands behind you staring at your computer screen
The creepy guy who hovers above you from behind, breathing on your neck, and staring at your computer screen, without saying a word… You know who you are.

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11. Meetings that drag on with no end in sight
Boring meetings which seem to trawl on for hours making you daydream about doing this…

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This video of school rock group Rubber Band performing Weezers “undone” at their Spring recital has become a viral sensation due to a hilarious on-stage mishap. Weezer even tweeted about the popular video, saying it was the best cover they’ve seen yet!

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Baby boy Leon has noticed his eyebrows for the first time in his life and he cannot get over what they can do!

This video is sure to kick those Monday blues. We’re just wondering what is going to happen when he discovers how to wink or snap his fingers. He will FREAK!

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Behold a pet owner with WAY too much time on his hands. YouTuber Alienufosarereal has spruced up the classic nineties movie by digitally inserting his pooch into a scene from the movie. We are so glad he did!

 

 

 

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