Fans of Game of Thrones will know just how frightening Cersei Lannister is – and now Jimmy Kimmel does too!
In this hilarious clip, Jimmy challenges Cersei (Lena Headey) to talk to each other GOT style, and she wins, of course.
Nobody could ever beat Cersei’s vicious tongue!
We get a lot of crap for being blonde and it’s time to take a stand! Here are the most annoying things we hear on a daily basis:
1. “Blondes have more fun.”
Our hair does not dictate how fun we are. We know plenty of boring blondes – so there!
2. “So this blonde walks into a bar…”
Blonde jokes are so 1999. Seriously. We’re not going to laugh, so please don’t bother.
3. “What a blonde moment.”
Our momentary lapse of judgement was not caused by our hair colour. Like, seriously?!
4. “Blondes are easier.”
There is never an excuse to call a woman easy. Especially when it is based on the colour of her hair.
5. “Blondes are less intelligent.”
What a load of…Many blonde women are very clever, so are many brunettes, so are many women in general so stop stereotyping for the sake of it!
6. “Natural blondes are very rare.”
There are very many natural blondes, aside from the clearly bleached heads that you can spot a mile away. Most blondes are naturally quite light haired and we just tend to enhance it a little. Sure why shouldn’t we?
7. “Blondes are far less naturally pretty.”
Well that’s just a bit rude now, isn’t it? Almost as rude as calling us stupid, in fact.
8. “Blondes love male attention.”
More than any other woman? That doesn’t even make sense.
9. “Blondes are just good for a fling, brunettes are for the more serious relationship.”
Many men see blondes as being an object upon which they can jeer and fantasize while our brunette sisters are there for being loved and married and all of that other stuff. Again, total rubbish.
10. “Were you actually a blonde child though?”
Many children are blonde when they are children, some go darker, others stay light. Mind your business!
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The true GAA experience is unique to Ireland – and we should be proud of it! Here are some things you will only ever hear at a GAA match:
1. “Who won the Minor?”
Usually heard before the start of a big championship match, it is tradition for the minor (U18) match to be a curtain raiser for the senior match. Daniel Radcliffe is one celebrity who has a keen interest in the All-Ireland Minor Football Championship.
2. “Ah ref ye bollocks”
Pretty self-explanatory.
3.“Two hands!”
Only said at a hurling match, if a man goes down to pick the ball up with only one hand on his hurl and doesn’t succeed, this is considered one of the cardinal sins of the sport.
4.“Pull on it!”
Again, unique to hurling. If there’s a bit of a scuffle in the middle of the pitch around the ball and nobody can pick it up, the most popular opinion in the crowd at this stage is to “pull on it”. Translation: Swing at the ball on the ground as hard as you can in the direction of the other team’s goal.
5. “One of ye!”
Only one man on a team should go for a high ball at any one time. If more than one goes up for it and the team end up losing the ball, there is a chorus of this phrase heard from the crowd.
6. “Breaking ball!”
Again to do with the high ball. This refers to when the ball is not caught clean by one of the guys going up for it, and becomes up for grabs between the surrounding players. Winning the ‘breaking ball’ is considered to be one of the most important parts of gaelic football.
7. “Go down on it!”
The difference between gaelic football and soccer is that you can pick the ball up, and players are expected to do so at the first opportunity.
8. “Take your point!”
As most of you know, goals are worth three points in GAA. The problem with this is that as a result, some players feel the need to always go for goals, even if they have an opportunity to put the ball over the bar.
9. “Goal was on…”
This is the opposite to the previous point, where there actually was an opportunity to score a goal, but instead the player decided to go for the easy option and score a point.
10. “Get an umpire down there!”
When a point is given and the other team disagrees with that decision, the solution is to get their own umpire down there to even things up. Only heard at club matches where hawkeye is not available.
11. “Will you do umpire?”
Of course when an umpire is needed, nobody wants to do it, because you miss out on the craic on the sideline.
12. “Ah Ref that’s a black card”
A new phrase this year with the introduction of the new card. The black is given to a player if they commit a certain type of cynical foul, and it means that they have to be substituted off for the rest of the game. The problem is that people haven’t quite got the grasp of what types of foul warrant a black card, and this results in the supporters wanting a black card for every foul that the other team commits.
13. “Somebody hit him!”
Surprisingly, supporters are not asking one of their team to punch the guy with the ball. They are instead asking someone to tackle the guy who has ran unopposed for 80 yards down the pitch, and is now bearing down on their goal.
14. “I hear he’s flying in training”
If a new player is starting a match and supporters are confused as to why, in 99% of cases this is the reason given.
15. “Ah sure we’ll go in for a look”
Because nothing tastes better after a GAA match than a pint. Or 12.
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Take one animal compilation video, ad an infectious eighties classic, throw in some dance moves and what do you get? The best viral video we’ve seen all day, that’s what you get! Uploaded just yesterday by TastefullyOffensive.com, this video is sure to be a hit with animal lovers.
Watch, enjoy and maybe have a little boogie along!
Your friends turn into completely different people on nights out. Your quietest friend suddenly turns into a maniac once she gets a blue WKD into her hand while the really opinionated girl gets very subdued once the alcohol hits. What is going on?! Here are the types of people your friends turn into on nights out:
1. The one that shouts in your ear
They’re not really aware of how loud they’re speaking and the gibberish that they’re coming out with. They don’t seem to be in control of their hands, any minute now they will spill their pint all over you.
2. The creep
They seem to just vanish into thin air without a trace left behind. They slither around like a snake looking for their prey. They spend most of the night roaming around the club looking for the appropriate guy or girl and giving them intense stares.
3. The one on laughing gas
They think that everything is absolutely hilarious and they’re constantly smiling at you. After a while it starts to get really annoying so you tell everyone else that you don’t know them.
4. Duracell bunny
They’re the one that is constantly getting jelly shots and looks like they’re on drugs. They don’t “dance” per say they kind off just jump around with bundles of enthusiasm.
5. The exhibitionist
They want everyone to look at them and always want to be the centre of attention. They will literally do anything to be the life of the party.
6. Too drunk to get in
They don’t even make into the club because they’re so drunk and spend the next half and hour arguing with the bouncer. If they could see themselves and how drunk they look, they wouldn’t let themselves in.
7. Raging bull
They’re always looking for an excuse to start a fight. Anytime anyone even looks in your direction it’s grounds for them to fly off the handle.
8. “This is my song!!”
They scream and shout when they hear a song: “OMG!! this is my song,” they drag everyone up onto the dance floor only to realise that it’s not the song they thought it was.
9. Drunk texter
You know their night is not going to end well…
8. The sleeper
When they get really drunk they start to get sleepy and you find them taking a kip in the corner.
9. “What do you mean last orders?!”
They will do anything for just one more pint when the bar closes they don’t want the night to end.
10. Touchy feely
It’s as if they only realise they had senses and so they really enjoying touching things. They can’t get enough of touching their own body and when they’re talking to someone they always have to pat them on the shoulder or put their arm around them.
11. The cheater
They tell everyone that they’re so faithful to their boyfriend or girlfriend. As their friend you have to keep it a secret when you see them eating the face off every guy or girl in the club. Or if you don’t care you could ruin their relationship by taking a picture.
12. The hot mess
Their make -up is always running down their face and they end up walking around with no shoes on because one of their heels broke. They were mixing drinks and now they’re paying for it by getting sick on the street while they’re waiting for a taxi.
13. The emotional trainwreck
In combination with the hot mess this can be a real disaster. When they drink, everything just comes rushing out of them they can’t handle all the emotion. Be careful with what you say to them because anything could set off the waterworks.
14. The acrobat
They’re naturally flexible and will get up on top of tables or counters to show off their moves. God forbid there happens to be a dance cage or a strippers pool in the club.
15. And then there’s … you
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It’s not all sun, sea and sand people! There are some serious struggles related to summer and as we so rarely get one, it can be hard to adapt. Here are the 13 worst things about the summer months (especially when the weather is actually good!)
1. Flesh, flesh everywhere
Seriously, people think this is the best excuse to go around dressed in next to nothing…!
2. Sticky conditions
We love it for about a half hour, then we go inside saying how it is “fierce close” outside.
3. Sweaty Betty
Horses sweat, men perspire and ladies glow. So our mothers tell us. This is not what happens and many tank top colours are now off-limits due to sweat marks – we’re looking at you, grey!
4. Sunburned Sally
PUT DOWN THE BABY OIL! Seriously ladies, let’s look after our skin, SPF 50 all the way!
5. Pollen problems
Ireland is the perfect breeding ground for hayfever. Too perfect, in fact. Going abroad for a week offers your poor, pollen infested body a chance to recover, only to land one week later back in Dublin to resume your fight against pollen. Excuse us please.
6. Wacky weather
You know when you leave your house in hot pants, a tank top and an umbrella (just in case, like) that Ireland has some seriously wacky weather.
7. Infestation issues
Flies, flies everywhere. Those gross sticky things your mum hung from the ceiling is really putting you off your lunch.
8. Bad BBQs
It’s all great until you wake up the next day smelling like a camp-fire and are violently sick from sausages that definitely needed more time on the grill.
9. So many children
It’s a Monday, it’s July and the clock has just gone seven. Why parents, why do you let your little darlings outside before we have had our morning bucket of tea? Put a few cartoons on for them. That always worked for us. Failing that, summer school?
10. Crappy summer jobs
Summer jobs are a special brand of fun. Whether you’re spending your sunny days in a shop dishing out chicken fillet rolls to hungover people that you wish you were or are pulling pints for tourists, you can be pretty much guaranteed that you’ll envy all of your customers. It is an unwritten rule that the customers will be having a great time and that you, well, won’t. But hey, at least you’re making €8.65 for every hour of fun you endure. WOO WOO.
11. Cans all over the shop
Teenagers off school for the summer hide in the bushes as piles of druids cans slowly build up.
12. Summer lovin’
Seriously, who do they think they are? Noah and Allie? Jeez…
13. Sleepless nights
Getting a decent nights sleep during the summer can be tricky. This is usually due to a number of factors: the fact that it’s still bright outside at ten o’clock, the screaming of little children and that damn humidity!
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After the first evil clown prank went viral last month, Pm Pranks Productions have returned with an even scarier instalment. We feel sorry for those poor people, they must be traumatised! Watch if you dare…
Girls, if your new fella displays any of these traits, turn slowly around…and run!
1. He checks your texts when you’re not looking
You go to the bathroom during a movie, and come back to find him reading all of your text messages. You blatantly catch him in the act and he’ll probably deny it to the ground.
2. He always has to know WHERE you are and WHO you’re with
It’s not like you’re hiding it, it’s just the way he asks makes you actually want to lie…
3. He tags along on all your girls nights out
Even though he says he hates all of your friends.
4. He shows up at your work to check up on you
If you work in a bank, this can be particularly alarming to the security guards. Just tell them you think he’s dodge.
5. He texts you non-stop, even after you don’t reply
He’ll send you text after text after text, EVEN if you haven’t replied for hours. This is a very bad sign – keep away from this guy. Yes, he’s a creep!
6. He talks about how he can’t wait to have kids with you
After two weeks?! Ya, see ya!
7. He’s a compulsive liar
He lies about everything, but never admits it even when he’s been caught out. But he always demands that you tell him the truth about everything.
8. He tells you he loves you after 2 weeks
You might think it’s cute or sweet that a guy has uttered those 3 magic words, but think about it, what person can really know anybody after just a fortnight? It says a lot about his character if he says “I love you” after such a short period of time.
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4am is a strange time of the night. You should be in bed, but you’re in the chippie. At least you’re not the only one – look who else is with you:
1. The security guard
He’s your man if that scary looking group in the corner kick off!
2. The loud group of guys
This group of lads are roaring things at girls that come in, all the while shovelling a curry cheese chip into their gobs…sexy.
3. The food fighters
The food fighters usually end up being the same group of lads that will eventually get kicked out by the security guard. They use their chips as missiles against rival groups, with some unfortunate people getting caught in the cross fire as they make their way to the toilet.
4. The messy eater
It’s unclear whether this person is always a messy eater or whether the alcohol is to blame, but either way they can usually be seen sitting at a table covered from head to toe in lettuce, ketchup and crumbs. It’s a similar story for the table in front of them, the floor at their feet, and sometimes even the wall beside them.
5. The feasters
These type of people will sometimes actually save their money, often not buying the last drink in the night club, just to buy an absolute mountain of food once they get there.
6. The guy/girl who just finished his shift
Very easy to spot, this person is usually dressed in all black as they’ve probably just finished a shift as a waitress or barman in one of the night clubs that all of the drunk people have just come from. They make a nice difference to the roaring and shouting going on, quietly grabbing their takeaway and running out the door.
7. The staff
Those poor, tormented people.
8. The sleepers
Another type of person that the security guard isn’t a massive fan of. They can usually be seen sitting upright with a chip hanging out of their mouth and a half eaten burger in their hand.
9. The emotional wrecks
They sit there weeping into their happy meal with their friend consoling them after they were rejected by the ‘love of their life’, or, even worse, they lost their phone. The happy meal is bought to try and cheer them up, but to no avail. Happy meal toys are a very common souvenir from a night out, and are more fun when you’re drunk then they ever were as a child.
10. The loners
Not only does this person not know where their friends are, they also have no means of contacting them because their phone is out of battery. It is also common for them not to have any money. They seem to have lost all hope and are just resigned to sitting in the chippie. You might try and be a nice person and help them, but there’s really no point. They’re better off alone.
11. The people too drunk to function
The only reason they’re in the place is to sit down somewhere without the risk of getting rained on, mugged or something because there’s absolutely no way they’re able to get any food into them. Their friends might insist on buying them something and try to sober them up before they get into the taxi to reduce the risk of them getting sick.
12. The people who are too sober for this shit
Usually left with the task of looking after the person who is too drunk to function, they sit there with a grumpy look on their face as the only reason they’re there is because no one would get a taxi with them when they wanted to go home. If they had had their way, they would’ve been in bed an hour ago.
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The words: “sure it’s only a bit of craic” spring to mind. You possibly had intended it being an isolated shift, but suddenly one text message turns into three and before you know it you are leaving a toothbrush in their bathroom and spooning them every second night. The accusations are flying and you’re friends look like this when they are talking about both of you:
But how do you know when you have reached couplesville? Well, here is the litmus test – signs that prove that you are no longer a single pringle and, in fact, have a boyfriend you didn’t really know about:
1. You wear his clothes
That hoodie is possibly the comfiest ever. Yoink!
2. You spend actual time with each other
Both of you do stuff together that does not revolve around sex. Cinema dates, going for coffee or just binge watching your favourite TV show mean that there is quite possibly more happening than just friends with benefits. And you like it.
3. You have no idea when you were on Tinder last
And you don’t exactly miss it…
4. The text messages are less dirty and more sentimental
Are these feelings….real life feelings of love? Uh oh!
5. You sleep together without actually ‘sleeping together’
Sometimes a cuddle is nice.
6. You can’t remember the last person you shifted that wasn’t them
It definitely wasn’t that good anyway, so no harm.
7. You have your own side in his bed
By the wall, cosy and comfy.
8. You can kiss each other without presuming it will lead somewhere else
If you kiss him before you say goodbye, you are in a relationship my friend.
I hoped that helped the penny drop.
Welcome to relationship-ville. Population: You.
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While his personal life may be the picture of perfection, it seems the same can’t be said for Kanye West’s career!
Kanye returned to the Bonnaroo festival for the first time in six years this weekend, after he was blacklisted from the event following an incident in which he was six hours late on-stage back in 2008.
The Tennessee festival-goers were not impressed with Kanye’s very-Kanye-like speech in which he praised his own hard work and dedication. No surprise there then!
The rapper also reportedly made a dig at singer Bruno Mars when he said during his rant: “What’s the new sh** out? What’s the news sh** out with the most commercials at the Super Bowl? Let’s just stop the music and play a Bruno Mars song right now, how about that?”
However, despite many people being annoyed by his performance, many more were blown away and Twitter was alight with the debate on Kanye’s Bonnaroo festival appearance.
One thing is for sure, he knows how to get people talking!
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