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Having a sister is basically like having a best friend who will never ever go away, which is a good thing (mostly!). If you grew up with a sister you probably spent a lot of time choreographing dance routines to the Spice Girls, stealing her clothes and ganging up on other family members.

Here are some more things that all sisters know to be true.

1. No topic is ever off limits

Your sister is the one person you can bring up a totally embarrassing bodily function that you’re too scared to even Google. Ask her, she’ll make you feel better and if you’re lucky, will have gone through the same experience.

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2. The protectiveness you feel over your sister is unreal

You hate her. She borrowed your good black jeans and you had a big day today where you needed your good black jeans. You storm around bitching about her until one of your friends says: ‘Yeah, she’s always doing stuff like that, she’s kind of selfish.’ And the rage you feel is unparalleled…

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Even as children you were prepared to beat the shit out of anyone who was mean to her

She might have been your uncool younger sister that pissed you off to no end but if anyone made fun of her it would be pistols at dawn.

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3. You find it easier to shop for your sister than you do for yourself

Nah it’s not really my style but do you know who that’d look great on?

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4. With one look you and your sister can share a thousand thoughts

This usually at a wedding, family function or in the pub with some mutual friends… That guy walks in with his new girlfriend, you immediately catch each others eyes from across the room and share a disapproving eyebrow raise.

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5. It often feels like you’re ganging up on your parents

You’re a team and you need to back each other up. What have they ever done for you anyway!?

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6. Once you guys start laughing about something you’ll keep going

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And going

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And going

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Until one of you says…

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This usually happens at the worst possible time, like during a speech at a wedding, or mass. Once you start, it really is close to impossible to stop. Just.don’t.look.at.her.

7. Most of your conversations involve saying: “Remember that time…?”

And a lot of your best stories start with ‘This one time, my sister and I…’

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8. Your parents often call you by your sister’s name and vice versa

‘Mary, Sophie, Anna… YOU! Will you pass me that tea towel please?’

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9. Even if you don’t talk all the time it’s a known fact you guys love each other

Obvs.

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10. Only in front of your sister do you let your true laugh come out: the snort/cackle/goat sound

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11. Your sister is the ONLY person who will be honest with you when you ask: “Can I pull this off?”

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12. You spent a big chunk of your childhood choreographing dance routines

5, 6, 7, 8… Right, left, up, now run and catch me, finish on a spin and then a big dip… MUM DAD MUM DAD WE’RE READY TO PUT ON THE SHOW!

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13. You genuinely thought you were the most talented sisters to have ever existed

‘Yeah me and my sisters, we have a band and my uncle said we’re the best singers he’s ever heard ever in his life’

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14. You still have a sister-only victory dance you whip out on special occasions e.g. when your parents agree to order pizza

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15. The inside jokes between you guys are never ending

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16. At one point or another you both thought the other was the ‘smart’ one

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17. Now you’re older you’ve comfortably settled into your ‘types’ and you’re fine with that

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18. Copying and being copied used to be the most infuriating thing in the world

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19. Now you see that it’s really flattering

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20. Until they ask if they can borrow that new top you just bought…

You’re just gona RUIN IT!

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21. When you fight with each other things get pretty heated

She really brings out the absolute worst in you, and you her. Sometimes you can’t even believe that something so harsh came out of your mouth.

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22. Sometimes you wish they’d stop being so bloody annoying

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23. However your undeniable bond always brings you back together

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24. Who else are you going to laugh with when mum does something embarrassing?

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1. ‘God, it’s already kind of late, I hope we have enough time to get drunk.’

2. ‘UGH I wanna dance! When are we leaving?’
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3. ‘I’m having SUCH a good time, let’s never leave!’

4. ‘OH. MY. GOD. THIS IS MY SONG!! They better play this later!’
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5. ‘Should we just get a taxi so we have more drinking time?’

6. ‘I’m feeling GOOD! Why is no one else drinking as much as me though?’
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7. ‘SHE is drinking way more than anyone else.’

8. ‘Where the hell are the cards so we can play Kings?!’

9. ‘Ugh. These newbs don’t know how to play Kings. How annoying.’
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10. ‘Oh my god did you see how fast ___ chugged their drink!? I definitely wanna be on their team for Flip Cup.’

11. ‘What is she wearing? Doesn’t she know what kind of a club we’re going to?’

12. ‘I am gonna kick ASS at Beer Pong.’

13. ‘God I wish there were snacks/more snacks.’
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14. ‘FUCK. We’re leaving in 20 minutes and I’m not drunk enough.’

15. ‘FUCK. We’re leaving in 15 minutes and I am wayyyy too drunk.’

16. ‘___ is looking HOT tonight. I should go talk to him!’
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17. ‘Why am I so wasted? It’s barely 11p.m.’

18. ‘I looked SO much better when I left the house but I’m still working it.’
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19. ‘Where is the taxi? It feels like we’ve been here for FOREVER.’

20. ‘Where the hell did I put my naggin?!’
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21. ‘Where the hell am I gonna put my naggin when we reach the club?!’

22. ‘YES! The taxi’s here! That was so much fun, I wish we didn’t have to leave.’
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The Over Exaggerator
They’ll say things like“we were soooo good together,” when they clearly were not and dramatically declare they’ll never love again.

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The Bitter One
They can no longer see anything good in the world and the relationship itself has become the reason why everything is just so awful. They will belittle everything and anything they can on the way to becoming the Grinch 2.0. Pull them back and show them that there is hope

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The Drunken Mess
Okay, so many of us head straight to the bar when a relationship breaks but this person takes it a step further with stained clothes, lack of showering, constant drinking and lots of crying…just think of JGL after having a knife stuck in his heart in (500) Days of Summer.

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Gender Hater
Their girlfriend/boyfriend has dumped them, therefore all women/men are absolute bitches/bastards.

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The Hopeless One
Nothing makes sense, the world is a dire place. While it may feel like the worst, the breakup doesn’t mean that they’re condemned to being forever alone. It’s just hard for them to see  that they’re going to be fine when their heart has recently been broken. It will fade away, but you’ll probably have to motivate them to go looking for someone new.

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The Recluse
Your friend has become a self declared man in the iron mask, hiding behind curtains and not keeping any form of respectable hours. Respect is something they will probably lose for themselves for a while. Keep an eye on them now that you have identified the symptoms.

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The Black Sheep
Hello friends, I’m baaahhhck. All through the relationship you rarely saw them yet now it’s over they are in your face 24/7. Now you wouldn’t mind generally because true friends put up with each other struggles but when they spend all that time talking about the break up, things can get a little….irritating.

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The Cray Cray
Stalking exes, getting drunk and a general mix of all the other points in this article. If this is what your friends has become, take a firm right hand, extend it over your left shoulder and release a giant back handed wake up call to them. They need to get a grip and move on. While they are down they need to be told that its just life and they need to focus on the positives.

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Eat, Sleep, Break Up, Repeat
This person has the ability to move on at record speed and will probably have had more relationships than you’ve had hot chicken rolls.

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Katy Perry is totally unrecognisable in several different aliases in the new teaser for upcoming single, ‘Birthday’.

This is the second teaser she has released so far and we think it is brilliant!

Goldie the Dancer is by far our favourite “World’s Worst Birthday Party Entertainers” – what about you?

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Other than the obvious murderer, criminal or anything that makes us a bit uneasy, these are the dodgy things you should be looking out for when finding your next boyfriend.

1. He knocks women constantly, except for you who he puts on a pedestal. He’ll say things like “Jesus, I’m thankful I’ve never had to put up with her crap” (about one of your mates). The pedestal is fake – he’s mentally criticising you too.

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2. Constantly slags women drivers

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3. Won’t go down on you…

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4. …but expects you to go down on him

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5. Has daily sayings like: “I’ll be home at 6, make sure the dinner is on the table.” Leave a tin of beans and a slice pan for him and see how he gets on.

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6. Chooses things like sports over you constantly.

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7. He makes fun of your taste in music, movies, and television.

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8. He appears to have a problem with watching porn

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9. He tries to turn everything into an opportunity to have sex with you

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10. He has cheated on someone in the past and he’ll probably do it again

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11. His “friends” don’t seem to have much time for him

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12. He openly flirts with other women in front of you, even when he knows it makes you uncomfortable.

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13. He consistently comes in at under the 60-second mark during intercourse..

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14. He refuses to hang with your friends or is completely ignorant in their company when he does.

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This dog is so not interested in birthday cake and is not afraid to show it!

Watch what happens as his loving owner tries to sing Happy Birthday to him…

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We recommend you look away now if you haven’t seen Sunday’s episode of Game of Thrones yet!

Jack Gleeson has officially won the best “reaction to the purple wedding” of which lots of pictures and videos have been circling the internet since the weekend.

As those who watch the hit TV show will know, things got really heavy on Sunday when the world breathed a sigh of relief as evil King Joffrey finally got his comeuppance.

Jack uploaded this brilliant photo of himself doing his best King Joffrey impression beside a massive backscreen of, er, King Joffrey!

If anyone can do a good King Joffrey impression, it’s Jack after all…

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Just when we thought things couldn’t get any awkward over at RTE, they do this…

This Friday’s Late Late Show is called Reach for the Stars and will feature a group of Irish personalities going up against each other in a singing challenge.

However, it’s all for a good cause as it is in aid of charity so it’s set to be an entertaining night no doubt!

The Irish personalities involved in the show include Eileen Whelan, Emma O’Driscoll and Cathy Kelly.

KITT, the car from retro TV show Knight Rider finishes off the guest list in a random way.

We wonder will he be partaking in the competition?!

Famous pianist Lang Lang will also star in the show this Friday.

The Late Late Show: Reach for the Stars will be on RTE One this Friday night at 9.30pm.

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We know that guys have their problems too (peeing with a boner seems to be the height of it to be honest) but there are so many things that can ruin a girl’s day. It’s a wonder we find time to smile at all quite frankly!

In the wise words of Beyonce: if I were a boy, I would never have to worry that I forgot to shave my legs. Yep, that’s pretty much how the song goes.

 

1. When your skirt gets caught in your knickers

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2. When your heel breaks

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3. When you’ve JUST put your tights on and this happens…

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4. When your new shoes REALLY hurt and you’re  in total denial about it

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5. When you seem to have forgotten how to walk in heels

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6. When your ex suddenly texts you

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7. When you drop your bag and all its contents fall out

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8. When your tights are too big and the crotch just shimmies down your legs. You end up having to waddle

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9. When you’ve got a wedgie but you just don’t know how to deal with it in public

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10. When some joker thinks it’s hilarious to undo your bra

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11. When mother nature strikes and you have NO supplies on you

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12. When you act grumpy and some idiot says: you must be on your period

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13. When you step outside with your freshly blow-dried hair and it starts to rain

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14. Your make-up droops…

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15. When you notice you’ve got mega VPL

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But you’ve already left and there’s nothing you can do about it

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16. When you’re just about to take your clothes off all sexily for that lucky person…

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…and you realise you haven’t shaved

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17. When you hastily put lipstick on in a club

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Five hours later you realise you’ve been walking around looking like this…

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18. When your stomach grumbles and it sounds like a fart

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19. It’s definitely not a fart but HOW are you going to explain that?

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20. When you’re on a packed bus, a seat FINALLY becomes free and some jerk who just got on steals it from you

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21. When you realise your skirt is actually a lot shorter than you initially anticipated

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22. You spend the WHOLE time worrying about it and tugging it down

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23. When you’re period is late and your brain goes straight into assuming the worst

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24. When cystitis comes a knockin’

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25. When you go to the loo and you figure out far too late there’s no loo roll

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26. When you take you ring off to wash your hands and you FORGET your ring

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27. When you go home after a long day, really looking forward to that big bar of chocolate…

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ONLY TO REALISE YOU ATE THAT CHOCOLATE ALREADY JDKLASU84738Q!!!!

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28. When you’ve already put shampoo in your hair and the hot water runs out 

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29. When your hair and make up is perfect and you decide to put on liquid eyeliner and it just ruins everything

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30. When you plan a trip away with your boyfriend and you get your period on the morning of departure…

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31. …and when your boyfriend says ‘Oh well, at least you can still give blow jobs’

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32. When you realise you completely misjudged your fake tan

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33. When you get red wine on white jeans

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34. When you think the hot guy is waving at you so you wave back, only to realise it’s not you he was waving at

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35. When you try and do your ‘other’ hand with nail varnish and it looks like this

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36. When you realise you forgot to put on deodorant

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37. When you try to cut your own hair and it looks like this

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38. When you shave your legs and cut yourself

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39. When you decide to do your own bikini line and it itches 

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40. When your period is late and you automatically assume you’re pregnant even though it’s fully impossible

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41. When you have to get a smear test

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42. When you feel drunk from your first glass of wine and you just know you’re going to be hammered in 20 minutes

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43. When you’re talking to a hot guy and you get word vomit

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44. When you get beard rash from whoever you’re kissing

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45. When you have to do the post sex waddle to the toilet

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46. When you’re wearing a jumpsuit or one piece and going to the bathroom is an absolute ordeal

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47. When you get asked to help in the kitchen at family functions purely because you have a vagina

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48. When you have to say goodbye to your favourite bra

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Some girls out there will cry if they are the last single one standing but not to worry – there are many reasons you should be grateful that you are the only single girl in the group.

1. You are constantly reminded of why you shouldn’t be in a relationship

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2. Independence

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3. You can save money and spend it on yourself

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4. No relationship fights

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5. No cheating

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6. You get the pick of guys on nights out as your friends are all taken

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7. You don’t have to share your takeaway with anyone

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8. No jealousy

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9. No hating another frenemie girl who’s hitting on your boyfriend

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10. You can talk to the opposite sex without upsetting your BF

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11. You’re alone not lonely

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12. Establishing your standards

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13. You don’t need your other half to have a good night out

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14. You can talk to whoever you want whenever you want

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15. You aren’t that girl that starts the beginning of every sentence with “me and my boyfriend”

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16. No hostility towards you as no one hates your other half

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MORAL OF THE STORY: If you are the single one in a group of taken girls, your nights will not be spent like this…

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Watch as this hilarious doctor raps to his patient about taking care of her new (pink!) cast.

We bet that kid will remember every single word!

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