Ellen decided it was time to put the famed Buzzfeed quizzes to the test and decided to take one of her own.
Choosing to find out which Queen of Comedy she might be, will she get herself…or someone else?
Oh Ellen, you do make us laugh!
As people with kittys will know, they love nothing more than to let you know when they are awake.
After all, that means you need to be awake too, right?
This cute compilation proves that it’s not just our cat that like to slap us a paw in the mornings!
In college, many of us students live away from home. You either live with random people you’ve never met before or people you have known your whole life. As you live alone and seek independence, qualities of your personality emerge that you never knew existed. Habits you never knew you had, or things that annoy the crap out of you that never annoyed you before, are coming to the surface. This combination is leading to a hostile living environment and one of you is about to crack. If you are walking on troubled territory and you feel like there is a toxic vibe, not to worry, I can help you here. Whether you want to kick them out or you are being thrown out, here are the reasons Why You’re A Sh*t Roommate.
1. They Don’t Clean Up
They never do it and when it is done they never acknowledge it. It is like the birds from heaven came down and picked up their dirty clothes. They never acknowledge that their roommate did it.
2. Then They Do Decide To Clean It’s At 2am When You’re Trying To Sleep
You don’t know why but some evening for a slight 3 hours your roommate decides it is their time to clean. And what time is best to clean? Ah, yes, at two in the morning. This aggravates you even more but you can’t say anything because they are doing what you asked them to do.
3. They Are So Loud When They Come Home After A Night Out
They barge in and knock over anything in their sight. They are like a drunk gorilla and any food they find they will devour. They will also talk on their phone, and to themselves, as loudly as humanly possible.
4. Their Other Half Has Slowly Moved In Without You Even Noticing
Their boyfriend or girlfriend is over quite a bit, but you’re usually in college or at work when they call over. Then before you know it, you’re finding stacks of their clothes around the house and then it finally hits you – they have basically moved in. NOOOOOOOO.
5. They Borrow Your Clothes Without Asking
You realize that you are missing a few items. You approach your roommates bedroom with extra caution. The coast is clear. Then you begin to see many of your possessions decorating their floor. Why didn’t they just ask?
6. They Always Eat Your Leftovers
No matter how many times you have stressed that you keep your leftovers for lunch the next day, they still take them. They don’t see what’s wrong with this even though every time it happens you are fuming.
7. They Constantly Complain About Money
Money this, money that. We know you have some, so cut the bullsh*t because no one wants to hear your excuses. Just say why you actually don’t want to do something instead of saying you have no money.
8. They Find The Time To Buy New Clothes & Go On Nights Out But Can’t Afford The Rent
Rent is always a struggle for them even though they go out twice at the weekends and always have new things. It is mind boggling and infuriating. Cough up the rent now you animal.
9. They Won’t Even Buy Necessities For The House
They never buy toilet paper, soap or fairy liquid, but will be first to complain when it’s not there. And if they do, they will want to split it 10 ways even though you have never asked them to pay for something so small.
10. They Never Take Out The Bins
You ask and ask and ask but they never do. Only when you shout a little louder and stand beside them will they take out the bins. Is it so much to ask for them to do it on their own accord?
11. If You Do The Slightest Thing Wrong They Will Be Very Quick To Judge
If you do the tiniest thing wrong your roommate will immediately be on your case. You can’t fight back with all the stuff you have put up with because you should of said it at the time.
12. They Get With Your Ex And Your Male Friends and Your Current Boyfriend
Even if you went out 6 months ago or 4 years ago and even if you never dated, this is going to be very awkward. Even if you don’t like your ex at all anymore, you shouldn’t have to deal with the awkwardness of them being around your house. And you don’t want to see your guy friends in compromising situations or deal with the fallout of a disastrous hook-up.
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This clip from American Hustle didn’t make the original cut.
When you watch it you may be surprised as it is a full four minutes of Jennifer Lawrence is all of her glory; singling, dancing and looking hilarious.
Jennifer did make it into American Hustle lip-syncing to Paul McCartney’s ‘Wings’ as well as her own rendition of ‘Live and let Die’, but we love this!
Hoovering, lip-syncing and dancing, Jennifer takes Santana’s ‘Evil Ways’ to another level.
What do you think?
1. Carrots were purple until the 17th Century.
2. McDonald’s sells 75 burgers per second.
3. Honey is the only food stuff that will never go off.
4. Ketchup was originally used as a medicine in the 1800’s.
5. Lemons contain a higher level of sugar than strawberries.
6. Coca-Cola was originally green in colour.
7. Sweet potatoes and potatoes are in no way related.
8. The colour orange was named after the fruit.
9. Almonds are actually from the rose family, as are apples, peaches and strawberries.
10. Cashew nuts growing looks like this:
Life is a constant set of trials and challenges. “Should I eat that plastic wrapper? Do I need to stick my finger in this piece of machinery?” There’s really no way to know, or is there?
Here are 13 of the most stupidly obvious instructions ever printed courtesy of College Humor … But obviously they were needed! Which worries me…
Those of us who survived our all-girls secondary school have seen and experienced many things. You may think we were sheltered, but, there are some things that those who went to mixed schools will never truly understand.
Here are 20 things that will be very familiar to anyone who went to an all-girls school.
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Respect Your Body
Whether it’s sobering up, swapping junk food for vegetables or saving yourself for marriage, parents always have something to say about respecting yourself.
Don’t go Mad on R.A.G. Week
This one is inevitable. When that week starts to roll around, suddenly the dynamics of the house begin to change. Mammy breaks out in random cold sweats and Daddy winces every time you add to your alcohol stash.
Are You Going to your Lectures?
There is a reason every college student mutters “grand” when parents ask us to elaborate on how our week in college was. We haven’t been to a thing all week but we’ve managed to make it out four nights in a row and now we feel guilty about it so we’ll lie. What Mammy and Daddy don’t know won’t hurt them.
Cars
Mainly Mammy’s worry, we all know that. But Daddy worries on occasion too. And the biggest worry to parents these days are all of the accidents on the road.
“Don’t be getting into cars with any mad lads. Take the bus if you have to. And make sure no one’s speeding. Didn’t they tell ye in school that it wasn’t embarrassing to tell someone to slow down. I don’t want the guards to be calling here to my door telling me that you’re in the morgue.”
Not Washing Them Clothes
As students, it’s our biggest crime. Bringing dirty clothes home to Mammy and dumping them beside the washing machine.
“Do you think I’m a machine? I don’t want to be standing at the washing machine for the whole weekend. I don’t care that you don’t have a washing machine, go to the laundrette. And look at the state of your football shorts. Covered in muck! I’m telling you now, I’ll wash this lot but if I see one more bag of washing coming in here on a Friday evening, I’ll go MAD.”
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This man loves his Christmas tree
This girl loves her goat
This sheep and goat love each other
This panda loves it’s ball
This girl loves her fish
This man loves his onion
This kid loves chicken nuggets
And this kid loves the banana he just got as a present
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A little jealousy in a relationship is healthy to an extent, but once any of the below things factor into your life, it might just be the beginning of the end.
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This cute dog got a little impatient waiting for his owner to run his errands so he took matters into his own paws.
Blasting the horn so his owner would hurry up, we really admire this little guy’s initiative!
