Jamie Oliver is opening a Jamie’s Italian in Hong Kong and wanted to announce the news in Cantonese.
However, this proved a bit more difficult than he originally anticipated it would be.
Coming out with hilarious sentences about “an Italian restaurant submarine” and “something slippery”, Jamie’s Cantonese proves pretty lousy.
Poor Jamie, nice try!
Nicole Scherzinger isn’t afraid to show the reality behind celebrities favourite shot – the beach photo!
Celebrities are renowned for their perfect bikini and beach photos but Nicole wants to show us the reality behind them.
The singer uploaded this hilarious photo to her Instagram account with the caption “#Before&After Nobody eva shows the before! they only show the After!”
The photo shows the singer pulling a rather strange face as she gets ready for her close-up which is of course, perfect!
We love that Nicole knows how to laugh at herself and doesn’t take herself too seriously – our kinda gal!
Jimmy Fallon is writing his weekly Thank You notes…
“We finally arrive at the red carpet and as we exit the car, my date eats shit and uses my freshly done Lauren Conrad up do to break her fall. The crowd goes wild. There are flashbulbs and people circling yet no one asks if I need any help because unless you are famous at the Oscars, you are completely invisible…”
Laura Simpson has been Jennifer Lawrence’s best friend for years and was lucky enough to be her date to the Oscars.
She wrote a personal account of the event and the story includes sniffing Brad Pitt, encountering Jessica Biel in the bathroom and a dalliance with Bill Murray.
She’s hilarious and we can see why she’s Jen’s BFF. Read her full account here.
Photobombing is the new black these days.
With the Oscars full of (admittedly amazing) photobombs, celebrities really seem to be enjoying this new way to steal the limelight.
The most recent one was at a Lakers game in Los Angeles, where the camera went onto a cute couple in the audience and Anchorman‘s Will Ferrell decided to get a look in.
At least someone was laughing that night, considering the Lakers suffered their biggest loss of all time…
Amy Poehler’s Old Navy advert is so funny.
She stars as a slightly terrifying law firm boss who defends criminal cats. Yes, cats.
Watch the above for some Friday lolz.
It looks as if the Academy are a little suspicious about Matthew McConaughey’s career to date.
They have a few questions they would like to ask him, True Detective style.
Matthew answers as Rustin Coehl.
So funny. This guy could take Matthew’s place next season!
This woman knew the best way to get her boyfriend out of bed, a laser and a husky!
Watch as the adorable dog tries to catch the laser and jumps all over the place as his owner tries to sleep beneath him.
This Emoji version of Beyoncé ‘s Drunk In Love is very impressive.
Is that an aubergine?! Brilliant.
Hollywood loves getting comedians to host award shows these days!
It has been announced that Conan O’Brien will host this year’s MTV Movie Awards, taking place on April 13.
In relation to the announcement, Conan said: “After eight years of intense negotiations, I am honoured to announce I am hosting MTV’s second most prestigious award’s show.”
We bet this is going to be one funny show!
If you saw the famous video of Miley kissing Katy then you’ll know that Katy pulled away just as fast as she leaned in.
And now we know why!
Talking on an Australian talk show Katy explained: “God knows where that tongue has been. We don’t know! That tongue is so infamous!”
We know it’s true and we certainly wouldn’t kiss her, but still, meow Katy!
Those Kardashians will do anything for the camera – including bust each other up!
Kim uploaded two videos of her little sisters, Khloé and Kylie, getting into a skirmish on her Keek account. The first, entitiled, “Fighters”, the seond, “Fake b*tch”. Lovely.
The two reality stars are seen wrestling playfully as a Keeping up with the Kardashians cameraman makes sure to capture the whole enthralling encounter.
Kylie is seen in pain as she tells Khloé, “Ow! You’re abusive. My knuckles are bleeding” and ending the video by calling her a “fake b*tch” when Khloé informs her she got body make-up all over her.
Mar 4, 2014 | Fake bitch by KimKardashian on Keek.com
