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Helen Woods

When it comes to speaking her mind, Helen Woods is an absolute pro.

The former escort, who came to public attention after sleeping with Wayne Rooney, has, since then, made a name for herself on reality television, so it's no real surprise she feels equipped to comment on the dynamic currently playing out in the Australian jungle.

But unfortunately for Helen, she underestimated the support Scarlett Moffatt has in the general public, and looks to be backtracking on the remarks she made last week when discussing I'm a Celebrity… Get Me Out Of Here.

"She tries soooo hard to be funny, when in fact she's funny putting zero thought into what she's saying. People who try too hard get on my t*ts, leave the comedy to the experts like Joel," Helen suggested at the time.

Reflecting on the backlash she endured as a result of these comments, the former Big Brother star attempted to clarify her point in her latest Daily Star column.

"Didn't half ruffle a few feathers calling out Scarlett Moffatt's fakery last week, did I? Chill your boots," Helen wrote. "It's obvious she knows she's in with a good chance of winning."

"I actually said I think she's funny when she doesn’t try, but it's the little things that get on my t*ts."

"Like how she clicks when everyone laughs at something she said, so she'll says it again, and then a third time. Okay love, find a new joke, stop recycling ones that got rusty before the omnibus."
 

Suggesting that the nation's love for Scarlett stems from her ability to shed weight, Helen then added: "I don't know what it is about the great British public, but have you noticed if anyone goes from fat to thin, loses a bit of timber, everyone falls at their feet like they've found the cure for sodding cancer?"

Finishing off the rant, Helen stuck the knife in one last time, adding: "As a nation, we are bleeding soft for the chubster transformation sob stories."

Top-notch clarification, Helen.

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While no stranger to controversy, Helen Woods is likely to have infuriated countless members of the public this week after she tore shreds off of Scarlett Moffatt in her latest column for The Daily Star.

Offering her opinion on the latest series of I'm a Celebrity… Get Me Out Of Here, the former escort suggested we were having the wool pulled over our eyes by the popular contestant.

Slamming Scarlett, who has gained a loyal following since taking part in Gogglebox, Helen branded her 'fake as f*ck' before comparing her to a former Geordie Shore star.

"Jesus, those drag queen lashes and terrible fake tan. Transparent, just another Charlotte Crosby," wrote Helen.

"She tries soooo hard to be funny, when in fact she's funny putting zero thought into what she's saying."

"People who try too hard get on my tits, leave the comedy to the experts like Joel," Helen suggested.

Acknowledging the public's love for 26-year-old Scarlett, the former Big Brother star suggested we need to raise our standards.

"If she's what we get for a nation's sweetheart, we are even lower than wherever rock bottom is."

Well, thanks for that Helen.

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