1. Turn the ‘wireless connection’ on your laptop on and off five times
2. Restart the modem
3. Restart the wireless router
4. Restart your computer
5. Repeat steps 1-4 twice
6. Why is the wireless still connected on your phone?
7. Restart the router
8. Decide to watch Netflix instead
9. Remember you need Internet for Netflix
10. Check to see if there’s any Internet you can steal
11. Try “0000” as a password for all the available WiFis
12. Try “password” as a password for all the available WiFis
13. Restart your computer
14. Open iTunes
15. Go to the iTunes store
16. (Doesn’t work)
17. Decide this is The Time You Will Finally Do That Thing You’ve Been Meaning to Do
18. Realize you can’t do that thing without the Internet to get you started
19. Restart your computer
20. Restart the router
21. Check the lights on the internet thingies
22. See if maybe Safari works
23. Turn off computer
24. Call your provider and listen to them say that it’s alright on their ‘end’
25. Decide that it’s time for an early lunch/dinner
26. Maybe try and read a book
27. Consider going out for drinks
28. Text three friends asking if they’re going out
29. When they all say yes, realize you have no desire to go out and tell them all never mind
30. Turn back on your computer
31. Repeat steps 1-4 again
32. Attempt to use your phone as a hotspot
33. Throw laptop against the wall.
34. Attempt to piece together your laptop after the internet comes back
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