For many of us, it's pretty much the usual shebang of perusing ice-cream flavours in Tesco, and wallowing on the couch while feeling guilty as a feminist for wallowing on Valentine's Day.
Ariana Grande is turning the single life into a trend, at least that's one comforting thing. Plus our pets give us more love than we even deserve.
Meanwhile, in Billionaire Boujee-land, Kylie Jenner is prepping for a new Kylie Cosmetics launch:
She appears to have gotten a red lady makeover, and we have to admit she's looking pure Poison Ivy-level glamour; serving Jessica Rabbit realness 24/7 just became her new niche.
We're assuming that this isn't Kylie's natural hair, seeing as the Kardashians can afford wigs, extensions, photoshop, stylists, fashion designers, celebrity hairdressers, etc.
Kylie's emanating Kim's Valentine's Day vibe form 2017, because the photographer responsible for this Kylie Cosmetics shoot also shot Kim's viral candy hearts campaign in 2018.
Image: Instagram/@kimkardashian
While Kim's hairdo is a lighter shade of pastel-coloured pink, Kylie has gone all-out pillarbox red.
Which do you prefer? We're feelin' Kylie's wavy, short hair because it's Moulin Rouge vibes to the max.
She'll be releasing the new collection on February 1, stay tuned.
When Stormi was born, her mother spoke about how wonderful the experience of pregnancy had been for her, after logging off social media for the entire nine months,
"Pregnancy has been the most beautiful, empowering, and life-changing experience I've had in my entire life and I'm actually going to miss it," Kylie wrote to her millions of followers.
"I appreciate my friends and especially my family for helping me make this special moment as private as we could. My beautiful and healthy baby girl arrived February 1st and I just couldn't wait to share this blessing," she added.
"I've never felt love and happiness like this I could burst! Thank you for understanding."
Kylie has consistently documented her baby girl's numerous milestones throughout the last 12 months with her fans, and shared her desire for another child.
E! News reported that Kylie and Travis plan on welcoming baby number two, "sooner rather than later," claiming, "She wants lots of babies and for them to be close in age."
Their current family of three look over the moon with joy, Happy first birthday Stormi, you're one lucky baby.
Now first of all, we ain't here to promote keyboard warriors or viciously cruel groups online who tear people down for the craic. No, that's not our style.
However, the art of trolling must be respected at all costs, especially from a nation as sarcastic and exceptional at 'slagging' such as Ireland.
From Waterford Whisperers embodying the Ultimate Irish Trolling Association, to the current troll of the day; the egg that stole Kylie Jenner's record for most likes on an Instagram photos, here's a round-up of our favourite savage moments in pop culture.
Ready yourself for wigs being hilariously snatched and thrown into the wind, it's a bumpy ride of burns and teasing gone too far.
1. Waterford Whisperers trolling Westlife's new song, Hello My Love:
The vast majority of people were ECSTATIC when Westlife announced their comeback; their Twenty Tour sold 400,000 tickets in under 48 hours for God's sake.
Not everyone was over the moon about Ireland's premier boyband reuniting however, with Waterford Whisperers delivering a vicious burn that has us in stitches.
"Helplines are now fielding calls from thousands of stricken people after the release of the first new Westlife single in over eight years," the article states.
"Penned by Ed Sheeran for maximum disruption, the track caused nausea, hysterics and uncontrollable weeping for one in every seven listeners, and emergency call centres have stated that they are receiving one call every nine seconds which consists solely of someone screaming “fuuuuuuuuuck”."
As savage as it is towards the national heroes we call Westlife, we were laughing for a solid twenty minutes at this one.
2.Lovinkiara's artistic flare
If you haven't seen last year's Twitter thread that featured @lovinkiara taking drawing requests, and delivering some…interest…results, you've missed out.
She became somewhat of a hero among trolls after uploaded a tweet that supposedly depicted her talanted artistic capabilities:
Iconic trolling Kiara, carry on dear daughter of the troll.
3. Justin Bieber heads to…North Korea?!
A website asked its users to choose the next country which Justin Bieber would visit on his My World tour, and the answer wasn't exactly conventional. Let's just say he wasn't rushing to grab his passport anytime soon…
Yup, the Biebs himself (babyface Biebs at that stage in his career… and arguably in his current stage too…) was instructed to visit NORTH KOREA.
What's even more amusing/horrifying, North Korea received an insane 659,448 votes. Dear God, that's the size of a country. It's more than the population of Iceland, let that sink in…
4. M Night School Hoax
M. Night Shyamalan is a relatively renowned film director, known for creating iconic scary movies such as The Sixth Sense, The Happening, Split, The Last Airbender, Signs and The Village.
While many claim that his films are hit-and-miss, with some achieving critical acclaim and box office success, others have royally bombed. Someone eventually took it upon themselves to crowdfund to send him back to film school.
Named The M. Night School, the creator worked out that if 150,000 people donated one dollar each, they could donate enough cash for the director to be put through film school once again at NYU.
The ruthless trolling of the director rages on today… who knows if he's become immune to it at this stage or if he cries himself to sleep every M. Night?
5. Ed Sheeran's head of security
@SecurityKev became a smash hit star as Ed Sheeran's GAS head of security, and who even got the catchphrase; "Always. Watching" for his consistent background lurking.
It's iconic, he even calls Ed 'bae', throwing in a 'Who's the Daddy' at the most random of moments. His internet fame has earned him a huge 963,000 Instagram followers who watch his every move, ironically;
Celebrity cameos are also constantly featured on the account, including from Calvin Harris, Shawn Mendes and James Blunt. We're cackling.
He even went and trolled Ed's Perfect video, and we can't top it. We desperately tried to lower ourselves to this level of troll, but it's just not possible:
7. Trisha Paytas being the Queen of Trolls day-in and day-out
The woman is relentless. It never ends.
The YouTube star has been around since 2010, and has acquired over 4.5 MILLION subscribers, specifically to witness her troll the hell out of everyone.
Her shallow personality has us hooked, we're full-blown addicts at this stage. God knows how or why. We don't question it.
There you have it, the greatest trolling moments on the 'net we can find.
They're petty, they're absurd, they're glorious. Art just doesn't get much better than this.
Keep them coming, we LIVE for this sprinkling of bitter, bitter salt.
The page hosts only one image, a simple shot of a plain hen’s egg on a white background.
‘Let’s set a world record together and get the most liked post on Instagram,' the picture declares.
'Beating the current world record held by Kylie Jenner (18 million)! We got this.'
The egg managed to achieve the world record in less than 10 days, after being posted on January 4th by appealing to the online site’s trolling culture.
'It doesn't have to end here though, we're only just getting started.'
The aftermath of the project had led to Kylie Jenner receiving a tad more trolling than usual, with fans of Eugene the Viral Egg (yes she has a name) leaving a trail of egg emojis over on the makeup moguls Insta content.
The news has recently hit that rapper Kanye West is expecting his fourth child with Kim Kardashian West via surrogate, and now it appears that the 40-year-old has confirmed the news.
When photographers congratulated West on the baby news and wished him well on his future arrival, Kanye responded; "Thanks, bro."
One year on from welcoming their daughter, Chicago West, though this time they are opting to use a different surrogate.
Allegedly the famous pair will be having a baby boy, but this may not be the final addition to the Kardashian clan, as Kanye apparently wants SEVEN children.
In an October episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians, Kim revealed to Larsa Pippen in that her husband was stuck at that number.
However, reality television star spoke to ELLE in 2018 about her torn emotions over baby number four;
"I dunno," she commented. "My home and my heart feel really full right now, in the best way." She then made it absolutely clear that four kids would be more than enough for her, with her lack of time.
She added; "Seven kids is crazy. I could never, especially in like the world we live in."
"I've been kinda hesitant about having more kids because it literally keeps me up at night, thinking about how my kids will survive in a crazy world like this," she continued.
The famous couple have two other children; North West and Saint West.
Kim Kardashian was allegedly advised not to have any more natural pregnancies by doctors after two complicated births.
Another birth could prove life-threatening for Kim, after she suffered from placenta accreta during her first two baby deliveries.
The 38-year-old said of her surrogate for Chicago: ‘Having a gestational carrier is definitely different, but anyone who says or thinks it’s the easy way out is completely wrong."
"People assume it’s better because you don’t have to deal with the physical changes, pain or complications with delivery, but for me it was so hard to not carry my own child, especially after I carried North and Saint."
Kylie Jenner stunned us all at the Kardashian family Christmas party. The new mum looked sexy and elegant in a figure hugging, beaded gown with a thigh high slit.
Wearing her ice blonde hair pinned back tightly, Kylie also dressed her 10-month old daughter Stormi in a co-ordinating beaded lounge set.
While Kylie had the time of her life spending the holidays with her family, she hjad to leave the soiree earlier than anticipated.
Her mum struggle of tending to her child in a less than ideal outfit is definitely relatable to all mothers out there who jump back into their social and work lives after birth.
We doubth there is a mum amongst us who hasn't rocked their child to sleep praying the infant manages not to get sick on whatever dress or suit they are wearing.
Kylie's partner Travis Scott spent Christmas with his family, and surprised his parents with some big budget gifts.
He bought his parents a brand new Porsche anda Range Rover.
The Kardashian's live a life of excess, fame and fortune that we can only dream of – but thanks to social media, we get a pretty regular insight.
The reality TV family are renowned for their iconic Christmas parties, with dresses and decor to die for.
Luckily for us during this lazy post Christmas, pre New Years interval, the Kardashian-Jenners have been uploading snaps of their Christmas adventures en masse:
Uploading a snap of herself and son Reign in a hallway decked out with fairy lights – and a cameo appearance from The Grinch himself – Kourtney is clearly loving family life with her children. She also uploaded a picture of herself with Kendall and Khloe draped over a Grand Piano captioned: 'You can't take us anywhere.
So, we're guessing that the girls all got a little loose over Christmas, as they so should – it's a time to celebrate after all.
Khloe celebrated her first Christmas with baby True, alongside True's father Tristan Thompson who was in attendance at the annual bash.
The new Mum took to social media to express her gratitude to the year gone by for bringing her child into the world, and posed up a storm in a stunning white tulle, tiered skirt – with little True donning a matching ensemble.
Kim shared a rare snap of her entire family all together – as she, Kanye, North, Saint and Chicago smiled for a family photo. North looked adorable and very much in the holiday spirit wearing a swathe of red lipstick (presumably by KKW Beauty or Kylie Cosmetics) while Kim stood out in a white pillar dress contrastingly with the all-black outfits the rest of her family wore.
Kim also posted last night that she was already back to eating only salads following the Christmas – we say tuck into the chocolates Kim.
We all know (and not-so-secretly) love Kris Jenner.
The devil works hard, but this woman works harder and makes ALL OF HER KIDS multi-millionaires, as well as getting nine grandkids in 10 years.
As it turns out, it has been revealed that Kris Jenner gets a whopping 10% of EVERYTHING her kids make, which amounts to a ridiculous amount altogether.
The woman is a cultural icon, who has not only birthed five children, but gave them the Midas touch and also gave birth to MEMES galore.
Kim Kardashian alone is worth $350 million and make-up mogul Kylie Jenner is worth $900 million, which means that Kris owns at least $125 million. We’re shook.
Remember that quote from Kim’s former sex tape scandal? “As a mother I wanted to kill her. But as a manager….*wink*” I MEAN, COME ON.
Kris Jenner is a legend for making all of her daughters multi-millionaires/billionaires and then snatching 10% https://t.co/rzMAbZxo7N
It takes skill to turn every controversy and scandal into exploitation, and then rake in the cash as a result. Give her credit where it’s due.
According to Forbes, Mother Jenner got “paid an estimated $17 million by her daughter in the past year” due to the giant which is Kylie Cosmetics.
Kylie named one of her eyeshadow shades 10% as a nod to the slice which Kris gains from her daughter’s business, which is pure gas.
We’ve been Keeping Up With The Kardashians since 2007, and E! network agreed to an $80 million deal in 2015 and another deal in 2017 for America’s first reality TV family.
The hilarious momager went on The Ellen Show, and claims that;
“Everybody gets paid pretty much equally, ’cause we all film a lot and we all work hard, and we’ve created this show and this brand for the last decade…Everybody’s happy.”
Kris takes home a cool $15 million from the show, so we think she’s doing pretty damn well.
Slay, bish, you’re a gifted woman.
Kim Kardashian alone is worth $350 million and make-up mogul Kylie Jenner is worth $900 million, which means that Kris owns at least $125 million. We’re shook. If you have ever wondered about the net worth of celebrities there is tonnes of information here that will surprise you. Who’d have thought that Gigi Hadid was worth that much?
On Kim Kardashian's website, she made a statement on behalf of herself and her sister Kourtney, Khloe, Kylie and Kendall.
It read: "We've had an incredible experience connecting with all of you through our apps these past few weeks but have made the difficult decision to no longer continue updating in 2019."
"Truly hope you've enjoyed this journey as much as we have, and we look forward to what's ahead," she added.
Subscribes of the app were able to see exclusive content from each of the sisters.
Kendall's segment was all about fashion and Kylie's contribution was, of course, about make-up.
Kim's content was around beauty, whilst Khloe was the in-house fitness guru and Kourtney's posts were all about health.
The famous-feud between Drake and Kanye West (or Ye) was reignited last night when accusations were flying.
Kanye accused Drake of threatening him and his family when they were speaking on the phone.
Supposedly, the phone call took place after Kanye had asked the Canadian artist for an apology for being sent “a clearance request” for ‘Say What’s Real’.
Kim then got in on the action and publicly slammed the alleged threat towards her family.
"@drake Never threaten my husband or our family. He paved the way for there to be a Drake."
The 38-year-old then followed up with a second tweet, praising her hubby.
She wrote: "My husband is the most brilliant person, the most genius person that I know. He has broken so many boundaries, everything from music, stage design, fashion and culture and will continue to change the world."
My husband is the most brilliant person, the most genius person that I know. He has broken so many boundaries, everything from music, stage design, fashion and culture and will continue to change the world.
