This week has been exhausting. Mercury is in retrograde and it seems to be having an impact on everyone. People are feeling miserable and as low as ever and these dreary days ain’t helping.
We’re planning on hibernating for the weekend and binge-watching The Politician on Netflix, drinking a lot of tea and ordering enough McDonald’s to feed a small family.
One movie that is bound to cheer you up is on RTÉ2 this afternoon if, like us, you’re planning on sitting in for the day.
The Parent Trap will be on today and we’re so ready to embrace all the 90s nostalgia.
The Lindsay Lohan classic is one of the most iconic movies from our childhood so it’s safe to say we’re excited to take a trip down memory lane.
The movie follows identical twin sisters, Hallie and Annie, who meet at summer camp. The duo are determined to get their parents back together and decide to swap places at the end of the summer, but will their parents rekindle their romance?
Starring Dennis Quaid, Natasha Richardson, Elaine Hendrix and Lindsay Lohan in a dual role.
The Parent Trap is bound to make this weekend that little bit better for those of us feeling pretty dull.
Thank the Lord, we're getting the answers to all of our 2019 questions.
The main question, of course, being: Where the hell are Lindsay Lohan's iconique characters RIGHT THIS MOMENT?
Strap yourselves in, gals. Lindsay spoke to Entertainment Weekly about her thoughts on the roles, and her answers seem pretty legit.
Take a look at what the former child-star had to say, some of her answers may surprise you:
Anna Coleman: Freaky Friday
Anna Coleman was the cool gal we all wanted to be, with Jamie Lee Curtis playing the famous role of Anna's badass mom.
"Anna Coleman is now running for office. Secretary of State, with Michelle Obama probably and Oprah Winfrey. In 2020, so be sure to vote for her."
Hallie Parker and Annie James: The Parent Trap
Her most infamous child star role, where Lohan played twins living in separate worlds who have NO IDEA they're related until they meet at camp and switch places.
"I think that they've swapped. I think Hallie is in London as a parenting counsellor, and then Annie is in California running a vineyard."
Maggie Peyton: Herbie Fully Loaded
The aspiring race car driver whose life is changed by her car, Herbie. Who can forget this character?
"Maggie Peyton is now the VP of Tesla."
Ashley Albright: Just My Luck
The gal who got to smooch none other than Chris Pine, and get her luck turned golden at the same time. We're jelly.
"Ashley Albright is running a fashion house. She's like a Diane Von Furstenburg with really good luck."
Aubrey Fleming: I Know Who Killed Me
Aspiring pianist and writer Aubrey disappears on a night out in the 2007 psychological thriller, and yet another random twin who was separated at birth turns up.
"So there's two ways I can go with this, because we didn't know if she had a sister or not. One is six feet under, the other one is FBI. They've both changed their names, so it's CIA, FBI and they're friends with Anna Coleman. So they're taking over the White House."
Cady Heron: Mean Girls
Cady is arguably the most famous character in the Lindsay Lohan repertoire, and lately featured as part of Ariana Grande's iconic Thank U, Next music video.
"Cady Heron is definitely back in Africa building homes for orphan gorillas. For sure, obviously."
Elizabeth 'Lola' Steppe: Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen
The Broadway obsessed 15-year-old gal played by Lohan who gets embroiled in the New Yorker life with Megan Fox.
"Lola would be a director on Broadway. She'd be directing Mean Girls right now, duh."
Rachel Wilcox: Georgia Rule
Rachel's a rebel who gets caught up in drug use, sex and drinking at 17. Jane Fonda plays the badass granny who turns Rachel's life around.
"Rachel would be a lawyer, definitely a female activist, for sure."
Casey Stuart: Life Size
The tomboy who plays quarterback on the seventh grade football team. Casey sets the world into crazy mode by trying to RESURRECT her dead mother. Yup, that was a plot-line, with Tyra Banks.
"Casey would be living in Texas dating a really famous football player. She'd be friends with Giselle and Tom Brady, they'd have kids parties together.
So there you have it: a comprehensive breakdown of every Lindsay Lohan character's lives in modern day.
According to the woman herself; "I'm pretty sure they could put every character together and create a really good Capitol Hill office."
Hmm, interesting notion. The standard at the moment doesn't exactly seem sky high to be fair…
Check out the original video below;
As far as modern-day Lindsay Lohan herself goes… who know's what character's she'll decide to play next.
The Me Too movement broke the lid off a well concealed culture of sexual assault and harassment in Hollywood.
It came after allegations made against the famed producer, Harvey Weinstein, which sent shock waves through the entertainment industry, prompting men and women all over the world to come forward and tell their stories.
As the conversation around sexual abuse and harassment remains opened up, actress Alyssa Milano has created a platform for victims to come forward in a show of solidarity.
Members of the Hollywood elite got behind the message, but one controversial figure has said that she feels the movement makes women look 'weak.'
Former Hollywood superstar Lindsay Lohan was asked by The Timesabout the movement, and the 32-year-old actress revealed that she doesn't condone 'attention-seekers.'
When asked about her own negative experiences, she claimed she didn't 'really have anything to say.'
'I can’t speak on something I don’t live, right?' she said. 'Look, I am very supportive of women. Everyone goes through their own experiences in their own ways.'
Speaking on her opinion of sexual assault reporting, she said: 'If it happens at that moment, you discuss it at that moment.'
'You make it a real thing by making it a police report,' she said.
'I’m going to really hate myself for saying this, but I think by women speaking against these things, it makes them look weak when they are very strong women.'
lindsay lohan (and her whack accent) is defending Harvey Weinstein on her insta rn. GOODBYE TO YOU FOREVER. pic.twitter.com/aMzvAOXPYp
Lindsay previously defended Weinstein in a series of Instagram story videos.
'I feel very bad for Harvey Weinstein right now, I don't think it's right what's going on,' Lindsay said in the video.
The video included Harvey's name typed in pink font beside an angel emoji.
'I think Georgina needs to take a stand and be there for her husband,' she said, referring to Harvey's wife who announced yesterday that she was leaving the producer.
'He's never harmed me or did anything to me—we've done several movies together,' she continued.
'I think everyone needs to stop—I think it's wrong. So stand up.'
Instead of hitting the big screen, the 32-year-old is about to take over our TV bingeing for 2019.
Lindsay took to MTV's Youtube channel to announce that she is joining their crew in a new reality show.
The clip reveals the star saying: "Pack your bags MTV, we're going to Mykonos. I've joined the MTV family, and I'm Lindsay Lohan. Get ready."
The show is fittingly named Lohan Beach Club.
It follows Lindsay leading a group of "handpicked brand ambassadors" as they "strive to rise above the temptations the Mykonos nightlife scene has to offer".
It seems like every celebrity worth their salt has released a makeup or beauty line these days.
From bonafide A-Listers like Kim Kardashian to lower-tier reality stars, embossing your name on a beauty collection is one way to maintain relevancy in an industry renowned for it's fickle nature.
The latest celeb to announce their makeup collection is Lindsay Lohan.
One a silver-screen starlet, Lindsay's struggles with substance abuse and her recent defence of Harvey Weinstein have seen her reputation tarnished over the past few years, but clearly the actress is angling for a comeback.
Speaking on the Wendy Williams Show, Lindsay revealed that she has a beauty line in the works.
'I have a lipstick, beauty line coming out,' she told Wendy, before moving on to discuss why the actress enjoys living in Dubai.
However, the interview does not circle back to Lindsay's revelation about her line, and it is unclear whether the collection will only be available in Dubai, where the actress lives and is developing the brand, or whether it will have an international launch.
Product shots shown on the show portray six lipstick shades and two compacts in silver packaging.
A number of allegations of sexual harassment, inappropriate behaviour and rape have been made against Hollywood film producer Harvey Weinstein in recent days.
A number of actresses have joined the victims in speaking out against the producer.
Lindsay Lohan, who has previously worked with Weinstein, took to social media to defend him.
'I think Georgina needs to take a stand and be there for her husband,' she said, referring to Harvey's wife who announced yesterday that she was leaving the producer.
'He's never harmed me or did anything to me—we've done several movies together,' she continued.
'I think everyone needs to stop—I think it's wrong. So stand up.'
The videos have since been removed from Instagram.
Can you believe it's been over 10 years since Tina Fey gifted the world with what is arguably her most glorious creation – Mean Girls.
Once in a generation, a movie will come along that will completely change how we speak to and interact with each other, and let's be real, no script has managed to steal the Mean Girls crown just yet.
To be honest, we're not sure it anything could knock it off it's pedestal.
Unless…
Mean Girls sequel anyone?
And no, we're not talking about that 2011 Meaghan Martin version.
We're talking original cast, original writers, and a whole new catalogue of quotes to casually slip into your daily vocabulary.
Unfortunately, there's nothing in the pipeline just yet, but a recent Instagram post by Lindsay Lohan has led some fans to believe that the star might be interested in reviving her old role.
In a post directed at actress, Emma Stone, Lindsay wrote: "Can we film a movie called Mean Girls 2 together? I think we would be friends. It would be #sofetch"
She has since taken down the original Instagram post, but lucky for us, the evidence still remains on Twitter.
Lindsay Lohan just announced on Instagram that she wants a Mean Girls 2 with Emma Stone. In other news, I hacked Lindsay Lohan's Instagram. pic.twitter.com/8L5MtKR5lZ
Lindsay Lohan has been flying relatively under the radar for the last few years, after her party-girl lifestyle became problematic for her public image.
The red-haired actress has been cleaning up her act, and is clearly making moves to return to the spotlight.
The actress recently revealed her new fashion line, and this morning the Mean Girls star took to Twitter to reveal her latest project.
Lindsay is heading up a new show called The Anti Social Network, in which she hacks people's social media accounts in order to make them do a series of dares.
The video, tweeted by the actress, shows Lindsay making one poor soul act as a nude model, perform last minute stand-up comedy, and seduce their boss.
If they complete the challenges, they win cash, so there's the incentive to get them to hand over their social media log-ins.
"I love social media. I mean, I am social media. Everybody knows you should never leave your phone lying around, especially near me," says the star in the promo clip.
We're actually kind of excited for this show, but as if we'd let Lindsay Lohan near our Facebook!
Oh, and while we have you; don't forget to have your say in the inaugural SHEmazing Awards this May! It's time to vote, and you can do it right here!
Lindsay Lohan has been embracing other cultures quite a bit recently, from her new accent to the rumours that she is converting to Islam.
Now, Lindsay has hinted that she is working on a new fashion line, which appears to embrace cultural diversity by including modest wear.
The modest wear pointer comes from an Instagram picture that the actress posted to announce the line, in which she is donning an embellished head scarf.
There is no word yet on when the collection will launch other than LiLo's vague "soon," but if her project does include modest wear such as hijab and head scarves, the actress will be among fashion houses like Dolce & Gabbana and Nike who have both created modest designs for Islamic women.
Lindsay has previously had two forays into the fashion world, both of which did not work out very well for the star.
In 2008 at the height of her fame, LiLo launched a line of designer leggings, which quickly lost popularity as Lindsay's party-hard persona became problematic.
Lindsay also debuted a collection as an artistic advisor for Emanuel Ungaro in 2009, which was ridiculed by fashion experts at the time.
Hopefully her new line will be a success, we can't wait to see what it looks like!
There was uproar last year when it was revealed that Chloë Moretz would be playing Ariel in the upcoming live-action version of the classic Disney film, The Little Mermaid.
The uproar wasn't over the casting of Chloë as such, but over the fact that Ariel would have blonde hair rather than red in the film.
Since Chloë pulled out of filming, a very well known redheaded actress has put her hat in the ring to be considered for the role.
Taking to Instagram, Lindsay Lohan posted a snap of herself side-by-side with a shot of Ariel from the Disney cartoon.
Sharing the picture with her 5.9 million followers, the actress captioned the shot "I will sing again, as #Ariel," along with a list of conditions such as that her sister Ali Lohan be cast to sing alongside her in the film.
The caption was later deleted and replaced with the simple hashtag #TheLittleMermaid.
The star perviously posted an image of Ariel to her Instagram, telling her followers that the mermaid is her "dream role."
The image has since been deleted, along with all but nine of her Instagram images.
Lindsay fans seem divided in the comments section under the most recent image, with some supporting the actress in her pursuit of Disney stardom, while others claim she is "too old" for the role.
Lindsay Lohan may have forfeited her Mean Girlscrown over 12 years ago, but the troubled actress seems to by paying homage to Katy Heron with her latest social media comment.
Ariana Grande was clearly loving her look on the set of Hairspray when she snapped this selfie with co-star Dove Cameron.
However, Lindsay was far from impressed with the young singer-turned-actress.
30-year-old Lindsay took to the comments section to tell the songstress that she wears "too much make up."
The star was wearing a pink and black cat eye and pale pink lipstick, similar to her usual classic make up look.
To make sure she got her point across, the Freaky Friday actress also commented on two other snaps of the singer to reiterate her point.
Ariana fans have gone en masse to Lindsay's Instagram page, bombarding her page with comments like "too much crack," "too much botox," and "too much surgery."
While the fans are engaged in a war of words, both stars have remained silent on the issue so far.
Lindsay recently caused an internet frenzy after a video of her speaking outside a Greek nightclub revealed that she's adopted a brand new accent.
While things are rarely straight forward in the world of Lindsay Lohan, the star’s recent change of accent is something no one could have predicted.
The Freaky Friday actress has become the focus of intense speculation after a video of her speaking outside a Greek nightclub revealed she's adopted a brand new accent.
Yesterday, the 30-year-old told the Mail Online that her newfound change of tone is “a mixture of most of the languages [she] can understand or [is] trying to learn”.
“I've been learning different languages since I was a child,” she said. “I'm fluent in English and French, can understand Russian and am learning Turkish, Italian and Arabic.”
Bizarrely, the Internet appears to have dismissed Lindsay’s explanation in favour of its own theories and confusion.
People are continuing to tweet about the star’s new voice – which she has dubbed the “LILOHAN” accent – with many suggesting they can’t stop listening to it.
Lindsay Lohans new accent has washed away all of my sins
