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You poked the bear. Now you must deal with the consequences, and boy can we tell you it's not going to be pretty. Here are the 8 signs of a woman scorned: 

1. The Icy Silence
Following your first outburst/accusation/fight kicker-offer, she won’t say anything. She will probably sit there and take it all in. You may think at first that perhaps she’s maturing, she’s going to approach this like an adult, calmly and with caution. Do not be lured into a false sense of security. She is merely building up her fight mode. 

2. The Hidden Ammo
You thought she didn’t notice when you liked that girl’s photo? When you wished your horrible ex-girlfriend a “super birthday”? When you forgot to buy her a birthday card? WOMEN NEVER FORGET. This much you will learn quickly.

3. Excessive Swearing
Just because she’s a pretty, petite lady at the best of times, does not mean that she won’t call you some of the most shocking names under the sun. Did she make that one up? 

4. The Cold Harsh Truth
She’s going to tell you exactly what she really thinks of you. Every gruesome detail. The sneaking suspicion that she dislikes your family, friends and hair, will be voiced loudly and clearly. Also, those chinos you wear are too tight, your style is terrible and it IS a big deal. Hurts, doesn’t it?

5. Questions/No Answers
The words “excuse me” are usually used in a polite context, except when used by an extremely angry woman. When she says “excuse me,” what she really means is that she wants you to repeat the completely stupid thing that you’ve just uttered, so that she can really begin to build a stupid case against you. Also, she’s asking you the same facts over and over again, in the vague hope that you’ll mess up some of them. Nice try.

6. Dragging Up The Past
Remember that fight that you don’t actually even remember? She sure does. What.. But… That was two years ago? EXACTLY. Exactly what? What’s happening? Help….

7. Storming Out Dramatically
By now she’ll probably have worn herself out, what with all of the shouting, swearing, and remembering what she’s been doing. So, in order to fully prepare for the next stage of punishing you, she is now going to storm out and tell you to, under no uncertain terms, “f*** off,” followed by at least three doors being slammed. This is purely for dramatic effect. You understand.

8. Turning Her Friends Against You
Six days (minimum) later and you finally think that you’ve gotten over this stumbling block, so to speak. She’s finally thawed out and cooled down. You begin to relax. Let us be the first to inform you that your relief is short lived, because it’s pretty much guaranteed that she has told all of her long suffering girlfriends once again about what an utter ass you are. So they now need the adequate time to process their anger in a timely, bitchy fashion. Let this be a lesson to all of mankind. Never, ever start a fight with a woman. She will always, always win.

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When we think about weddings, we mostly think about things from the bride's perspective, but what about the groom? Buzzfeed have made a sweet little video in which they ask various grooms to share their memories of the special day. Have a look for yourself, and we guarantee it will make you smile.

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So, recently you've noticed your relationship has taken a turn for the worst, and you’re not quite sure what it is. You think that it has to be you, but more than likely it’s him.

If you are feeling a little bit unsure of whether it is time to call it quits, here are the signs that you need to break up with your boyfriend:

1. You put way more into the relationship than he does
It seems like you’re the only one that is putting any effort into working things out. Even when you aren’t in the mood and just want to be alone, you will at least try. They just act like they don’t care.

2. He doesn’t make any effort to dress up anymore
When he knows that he is going to see you, he dresses the same as he always would. Sometimes he gets  too comfortable and wears his tracksuit bottoms. It’s not like he needs to wear a tuxedo or anything , but at least he could groom himself.

3. You’re constantly fighting over small things
It seems that anything will set you off and it’s the little things he does that get under your skin. This a definite sign that you need to dump them. You seem to have more arguments with him than proper conversations.

4. You look forward to being with your friends more than him
What’s the point of being in a relationship if you don’t enjoy spending time with him. If you feel like you always want to be with your friends rather than him then it’s a very clear sign that you need to cut your losses.

5. He doesn’t value your opinion
If he has a problem or needs a second opinion on something he won’t ask you for help. It’s a clear sign that he doesn’t think much of what you think. If he really did, he would ask for your advice and stop acting like an asshole.

6. They have become incredibly predictable
Sometimes it’s good to have a day where you usually meet up, but spontaneity keeps a relationship alive. If they always say they will definitely be there and always let you down, it’s time to move on.

 

7. You always seem to have a big fight when you go out together
Drink doesn’t make your arguments any better, if anything it escalate things. You see him checking other girls out  and you want to punch him in the face. This is a definitive sign that  you need to dump him.

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8. You can’t seem to agree on anything
When you go onto Netflix you can never ever decide what to watch, so you just end up watching a movie that you have seen ten times before. Whenever you go out for dinner together you can never decide where to go, it always ends up being pizza.

9. He has no shame insulting you
If he really cared about you he would know the difference between a bit of banter and a full blown insult. A boyfriend that cares is one that doesn’t hurt your feelings for no reason, so clearly you need to give him the boot.

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10. He never wants to do what you want to do
The key to any successful relationship is compromise, and if he never wants to do what you want to do, he isn’t a good boyfriend. They don’t have to pretend to like it, but at least he can be open to trying new things.

11. You have realised that there was never really a spark
Sure, you had things in common and shared some of the same views, but over time you have to come to realise that there was never really a spark. It’s not always physical either, sometimes when things don’t click they don’t click.

12. Sex has become stale and infrequent
If he never seems to be in the mood or when he is, doesn’t even try, then he clearly has his mind on something else. It’s not to say that he is cheating on you, but clearly he has feelings for someone else and isn’t fully invested.

13. Even your family start to dislike him
Your family can actually be a good judge of character and they’ll be able to tell if he isn’t treating you right or not pulling his weight. Your father will always be skeptical and your mother has the final judgment. If your brother and sister even agree, they probably know who’s best for you.

14. You have considered cheating on him
If you aren’t happy when you’re with him and you get a bad feeling when you’re around them, then it’s a very clear sign. It’s not uncommon to think about cheating, there are other people in your life that make you happier than him.

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Cecelia Ahern is doing very well for herself – she’s had another book turned into a film. Love, Rosie is about two best friends (a guy and a girl) who don’t realise how in love with each other they are until it’s too late – or is it?

Suki Waterhouse plays the lead character, and it looks pretty good! Though if you have issues about your boyfriend having a girl best friend, you’re probably not going to want to watch it. Don't say we didn't warn you! 

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By the sound of his lyrics, Ed Sheeran has had a pretty rough time of it when it comes to love.

But now, the singer looks as if he’s struck gold with a gorgeous new girlfriend!

Ed apparently met Athina Andrelos met while the pair were on the road.

At the time, she was managing another band but is now working with food stylists.

The new couple were snapped having lots of fun in the sun on a yacht in Ibiza this week.

Aw we’re so happy for Ed! 

 

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Uh oh, things are getting serious in the fight between Adrienne Bailon and the Kardashian sisters!

The former Cheetah Girl, who recently said in La Latina magazine that appearing in KUWTK harmed her career, decided to clear things up over Instagram last night.

Posting a picture, the star wrote: “Fame and a Career are two different things. I’ve always had a career. I have been working hard since I was 15 years old.

Being someone’s “girlfriend” was never what I wanted to be famous for.

What makes you “famous” isn’t always what you want to be “labelled” as, or known for. If anyone should understand that… It should be you.

I also stated in the article that none of this would have stopped me from being in love and being in that relationship. I just would have gone about it differently. You can love someone just as much in private. We all learn from our first loves.”

Erm is it just us or did she just allude to Kim’s sex tape?! Ooh, it’s on now!

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It looks as if things may be back on for former hot couple Mollie King and David Gandy.

The Saturdays’ singer and her former model beau were seen out and about in West London where sources say they looked very close indeed: “They were holding hands and trying to look inconspicuous.”

No such luck, as the pair were spotted and now rumours are rife that they are together again!

Mollie and the gorgeous David dated back in 2011 before calling an end to their relationship in early 2012.

We seriously hope these two reunite, can you imagine the beautiful children?!

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There are some things that only single girls will get. It's a different world out there, you guys:

1. Grooming Is An Option Not A Necessity

So you haven’t bought a packet of razors since June 2013 and your legs are crying out to be mowed? Meh. Maybe later. Who’ll see them anyway?

2. Periods Are An Inconvenience Not A Reassurance

Ok so they’re never exactly welcomed with opened arms and a hug, but when you’re loved up, the pain is somewhat masked by the overwhelming relief if you're not trying. Whereas when you’ve been sleeping with nobody except your onesie, they just serve to remind you that being a girl is a painful inconvenience sometimes.

3. Fat Days Are Our Equivalent Of Dates

Whilst our love struck sisters are prepping themselves for another sexy Saturday night of flirting and fun, we’ll be prepping ourselves for a fat pants, make-up free, dominoes filled, laptop marathon.

4. Valentine's Day Needs To Feck Off

A day celebrating love is never going to be our thing. Honestly, it’s like being starved for two months and then being brought shopping in a sweet shop with a strict no taste policy.

5. Friends Insist On Setting You Up

Someone always knows a man that’d be just ‘perfect’ for you. You’ve since learned however, that someone else’s idea of perfect is pretty much your idea of hell, all encased into one awkward, drunk man form. No matter how many times you tell your friends that you are in fact happy to be single, they will still insist on setting you up with the most inappropriate, unattractive males they can find. Just grin and bare it.

6. Your Girlfriends Are Everything

With no male distractions, your female friends will be your everything. Sadly, we’ve all lost friends to the boyfriend curse, so treasure the single ones now, before they disappear forever. Who else could you wear a face mask, pluck your eyebrows and fart in front of, after all.

7. Over-Analyzing Texts Is Totally Normal

Most single girls have a man or two on text tap. It keeps the severe boredom from setting in on those long winter nights. It’s all a clever and cunning mind war, where the time between texts is the name of the game and exclamation marks, combined with x’s means one thing and one thing only. Possible future action.

8. Every Event Is A Pulling Opportunity

As a single lady, you may treat every outing as a pulling mission. You may as well. Play the field while you’re still fit and able. That said, there are some nights when all you’ll feel like doing is drinking cheap cocktails and dancing your little heart out with your best girlfriends and that’s more than okay too.

9. The Sight Of  Couples Holiday Pictures Makes You Gag

It’s not that we’re bitter, it’s just that if we have to scroll through Facebook one more time and witness ‘Joanne’ add another 45 pictures to the album ‘Summer Hols 2014,’ we may scream. Not because her holiday looks amazing you see, more the fact the Joanne’s album consists of varying shots of her, then her boyfriend, then her, then her boyfriend, then, well, you get the point. She must be stopped.

10. Befriending Men Is Seen As An Agenda

As a single girl, merely holding a conversation a man, can be seen as something much more. Every man must automatically presume that you’re up for it, that you’re flirting and fancy the pants off him when really, all you want to know is how many single friends he has. That and some platonic, male advice on males.

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You may want to look away now Harry Styles fans – it looks like a rekindling of romance may be on the cards for him and Kendall Jenner!

It has been reported that the reality TV star turned model would love to get back with Harry and even believes they are "meant to be” and that he’s “The One”!

Hmm, something tells us million of other girls around the world think the same, Kendall!

The couple first got together back in late 2013, before calling it quits after three months of dating.

Meanwhile, the 1D singer is said to be dating Paige Reifler, a model. Will he turn his back on her for another go at love with Kendall? 

 

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Ellie Goulding has shared a very sweet new snap with her beau Dougie Poynter on her Instagram. 

And, if the look Dougie's giving her is anything to go by, it seems like this pair are very much in love!

Dougie is gazing deep into Ellie's eyes during this intimate moment, as the adorable pair sit around a table with pals. 

AW!!

The McBusted star and his singer girlfriend have been dating since earlier this year.

Since then Ellie, 27, has referred to her man as, "A very lovely human being."

Last week, Ellie flew back to London for just one day and spent a few hours with 26-year-old Dougie.

The singer has been jetting all over the place as part of her world tour, which will take her to Ibiza and Japan in early August. 

But back to that super cute picture of her and Dougie… how much are we loving Ellie's loose hair braid? 

 

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There are some things that are just never ok to do after sex. Here are some of them: 

1. Checking Your Phone Straight Away
Stop trying to make after-sex selfies happen. Please. 

2. Dirty Talk
It was semi appropriate during sex, it’s just not post-sex. 

3. Complete Silence
Twiddling your thumbs and staring in the opposite direction probably isn’t the best result after 10 minutes of passion. 

4. Falling Asleep Straight Away
It's not just guys this happens to y'know!

5. Bursting Out ‘I Love You’
Similar to calling your teacher mommy in school, it’s never an appropriate time and you will surely be teased about it for years to come.

 

 

6. Searching For Your Clothes Straight Away
You just had sex, you didn’t murder someone. There’s no need to try and forget it ever happened by searching frantically for your onesie. You have already seen each other naked, there’s no point in hiding it now.

7. Cuddling
We all like a nice cuddle after sex but straight away it is a bit disgusting. Give yourself a five minute cooling off period.

8. Having A Shower
There’s no easier way to make someone feel like a dirty fecker like running for the shower to cleanse yourself. Where the hell is the loufa!!!

9. Asking for Round 2 Immediately
He's not a machine. 

 

10. Asking Them to Leave
Sometimes it can be easy to overstay your welcome, and a small hint about a 9:00 lecture might be appropriate but before they’ve even had a chance to catch their breath might be a bit too soon.

11. Not Disposing of the Condom
It’s pretty standard. You put a condom on, do the no pants dance and then dispose of the condom straight away. It is not to be kept as a souvenir.

12. Ringing Your Mother/ Friends
‘Hi, Ya, I’m finished now will ya pick me up?’ Surely you can wait for your celebratory high five from your friends until later?

13. So … Where is This Going?
Don’t have the ‘talk’ straight after sex. Neither of you are in a position to have this talk. It’s a trap. Avoid this subject like the plague. You are never as vulnerable as when you’re completely naked in someone else's bed.

14. "So How Many People Have You Slept With?"
Do you really want to know the answer to that question?

15. "So Was It Good For You?"
This is not a customer care survey.

16. Crying
How can you be certain there won’t be a second time? This would be it. If there was ever a time to bury your feelings now would be the time. Deep. Deep down.

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Move on over Christian Grey, there’s a new man in Dakota Johnson’s life!

The actress was spotted holding hands with Matthew Hitt out and about in New York City

Matthew is the frontman for band, Drowners.

It isn’t clear how long the two have been dating but it looks like things could be getting serious with this public display of affection! 

 

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