This may be the best thing EVER.
This guy decided to record a conversation between his mom and his aunt and act it out with another guy.
Classic mom conversations with mispronounced TV titles, like True Detectives and another about a transgender man at the grocery store will have you in stitches.
Sex is great – we all love it! But there are some types of sex that are just better than others. Here's the most memorable sex you will have in your life:
1. First Time Sex
We don’t mean the time that you lost your virginity, because we all know that was awful sex. But after you’ve taught yourself a few moves and finally feel confident that you know what you’re doing under the sheets, first time sex with your new partner feels incredible. It can be awkward and nervous at first, but once you find your rhythm everything falls into place. Sparks fly, birds are singing outside your bedroom window.
2. Make-up Sex
Make-up sex is up there with the best of them. There’s no better way to close an argument with your boyfriend than by getting up close and personal. You’re still angry and hate your partner a little bit because you’re still mad about whatever it was you were arguing about, and all this added ferocity boils into a beautiful concoction of unbelievable make-up sex. If you feel like you’re stuck in a rut and need to spice things up in the bedroom, start a silly argument for the sake of it, so you can jump into make-up sex later. Healthy.
3. Revenge Sex
Revenge sex is an awful and spiteful thing to do, but at the time you’re doing it, it does feel incredible. Because let’s face it, you’re doing it for a reason. You may be doing it to get back at someone who wronged you, and you may feel like an awful human being once that nut is busted, but when that Marvin Gaye music is ringing in your ears and you’re doing the no pants dance, that’s the last thing on your mind. Who ever said that revenge wasn’t sweet?
4. Marathon Sex
Okay, marathon sex is just the best. There’s no better way to explore your partner’s needs and figure out what they like best, then to go at it two, three, or even four times in a row. Practice makes perfect, and boy you’re getting a whole lot of practice!
5. Secret Sex
Secret sex is so, so satisfying because, like Monica and Chandler out of Friends, having to hide your sexual relationship makes it all the more fun and sexy. Whether it’s because you’re cheating (bold), hiding them from your disapproving parents or just sneaking around for the fun of it, secret sex is like Christmas to those dirty thrill seekers. Enjoy it while you can though, because you’ll always get caught in the end.
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It's good to be single lots of the time, as much as it is to be in a relationship. But certain times in your life can be better when you're single. Maybe it's that you'll be away and miss them, or sometimes it's just to feel free.
1. When You Want To Travel
Everyone claims that they want to travel the world, but few actually go out there and do it. It’s especially difficult to do if you’re in a relationship and your partner doesn’t see adventuring as being high on the list of priorities. When you’re single you have no one else’s feelings on the matter to take into consideration, just a plane ticket and hope.
2. On A Girls Holiday
There’s always that one poor relationship bound sap who spends their whole lads/ girls holiday desperately trying to avoid temptation, while watching their single friends clean up on action. It’s not that you even want to latch yourself face first on to the nearest possible target, it’s just that the choice to do so, is the best part of all. You’ll never know what tomorrow has in store when you’re a singleton, after all.
3. On Nights Out
Being single in a nightclub (Coppers, for example), is what being single is all about. Getting ready, thinking about the night ahead, no jealous partner sitting at home texting you every few minutes. You’re free to flirt with, get drinks off and meet whomever you wish.
4. When You’re Studying
There’s no greater distraction than a relationship when you’re trying to get your head in the study game. You’re cramming months worth of crap into your head, when all you really want is to go and be loved up. The only option is to turn your phone off in the vague hope that they won’t distract you for twenty minutes. Alas, you can kiss all of these problems goodbye when you’re single. No love woes, no distractions, no problem.
5. During Your College Years
Being in college and being single is the perfect combination. Like tea and toast, eggs and bacon, cereal and milk (mmm…bacon). You’re free to experiment, meet new and interesting people, do whatever it is that you want to do. No long distance other half at home, crying down the phone to you. Bliss.
6. At A Festival
Couples at a festival are like a bad cold that you just can’t shift. One of them is most definitely there out of pure habit and both are trying to avoid an inevitable blow up from occurring. Being single at a festival means the freedom to go and see whatever band tickles your fancy, dancing until 6am if you feel like it and best of all, you’d never know who could end up in your tent…
7. During A Shopping Spree
Who wants to be that boyfriend? You know, the one who sits there with sixteen bags hanging off his arm, pained expression to boot, wishing he was anywhere else but here.
8. During The World Cup
The world cup for anyone not interested in football, was like an extended bout of crippling stomach cramps. Horrific. Painful. Uncomfortable. All the single football hating beings out there got to avoid this painful time and for that they are eternally grateful.
9. When You See How Miserable Your ‘Loved Up’ Friends Are
There’s always a few couples who should clearly not be together, it’s as obvious as the sky is grey. Why they don’t break up is the burning question on everyone’s lips. Why would they, sure isn’t making everyone else around them uncomfortable the whole point of being in a relationship anyway? Rest assured that they spend 90% of the time looking at your carefree single life and crying internally. You’ve got it all.
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There's a lot of pros and cons to having a friend with benefits – it works for some, doesn't work for most. Here are the expectations of having a friend with reality….and what you actually get.
1. No Strings Attached
The Expectation
Sex all the time whenever you feel like it.
The Reality
Hook ups occur randomly, usually after a drunken night out, nothing is ever clearly defined.
2. “We’re just friends”
The Expectation
This is a simple thing that doesn’t need to be defined *Shrugs*
The Reality
Having to constantly define your ‘friendship’ to all your friends. (the ones you don’t have sex with..)
3. ”I’m totally in control of this arrangement”
The Expectation
I can stay emotionally unattached to this person
The Reality
I am not a robot and am in danger of falling for this person. Crap.
4. User or the one being used?
The Expectation
I’m happy with this arrangement where I sleep with this person whenever I like.
The Reality
I'm getting a little jealous and I can't stop it.
4. Comfortable or too comfortable?
Expectation
It’s nice to feel totally at home with someone.
This person just farted in front of me. This is not okay.
5. The fine line between being a friend with benefits and a booty call
Expectation
This is a balanced, equal arrangement.
Reality
They only ever call you late at night and when you try to arrange it they are always busy . “Holy crap, I’m a booty call”
6. How healthy is it to be a FWB?
The Expectation
I like this situation but have no idea how long it will continue for..
The Reality
Is this actually stopping me from moving to a better place in my life?
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Everyone says that nice guys finish last, there are some guys that act nice on the outside, but on the inside are really just a bit mean. They are always trying to keep up this facade, but sooner or later you will realise their true intentions. Here are the signs that your boyfriend is an asshole in disguise:
1. They act different around you when they’re with other people
They could be the most sweet and generous boyfriend one minute and then when they’re with their friends they act 12 years old. If he changes how he act towards you when you’re with other people, he has his own agenda and is ingenuine.
2. He always says that he is too “busy”
We all get swamped from time to time, but if this becomes commonplace, he clearly doesn’t value your time. If he actually cares about you he will make time to see you, no matter how busy he is. It’s always easy to dress things up as being busy, rather than telling the truth.
3. There is always an excuse for why they can’t pay
“I’m getting paid at the end of the week, so I’ll pay you back,” most of the time they never do and if they do it’s way too late. Guy’s shouldn’t always have to pay for the meal, but they should at least do it every now and again to be courteous. Just like you do!
4. If they’re always just “joking”
There is nothing wrong with playful teasing, but when if it seems like they are always trying to put a veil over everything they say , they could just be a nasty guy. If he really cared he would know when he is crossing the line, if he’s an asshole in disguise he’ll just say things without worrying about the consequences.
5. It takes forever for them to text you back
When you ask them why they didn’t text you back they always say that they forgot. From time to time they do, but if you seem to always be waiting for them to reply, you’re clearly not their priority.
6. They don’t want to make things official
They say that they just need some time and not to rush into anything. If this is going on for months, then he is clearly taking advantage of you. If he doesn’t want to commit then he shouldn’t be in a relationship and he is getting all the benefits of being in a relationship without actually being in one.
7. He zones out on conversations way too much
Guys do have a tendency to zone out in conversations with women from time to , it’s just one of those things. If he always seems to be checking his phone when you’re talking to him or clearly isn’t listening he’s not really invested in you.
8. They pretend to like your friends
You’re not going to get on with everyone, but if he clearly has no intention of getting to know your friends he is not making an effort. They might act like they’re really getting on with them, but then tell you that they don’t like them. It seems to be the same with most of your friends so the problem is clearly him.
9. It’s always what THEY want to do
They always suggest what they want to do and never give you a chance to decide. They won’t put down your suggestion they just give a reason to do what they want to do. “It will be fun, trust me”, it may seem innocent, but really they are only thinking about themselves.
10. It’s never their fault
If you are having an argument they will always turn everything back on you, so they aren’t made out to be the bad guy. They will always have an excuse and never take the blame for doing something even when they’re in the wrong.
11. They never remember those important dates
In all fairness, it seems like there are anniversaries for every little thing nowadays, but if they can’t remember when you first met they have got their priorities wrong. Guys aren’t the best at remembering dates, but if he forgets about Valentine’s Day he is clearly a terrible boyfriend.
12. He is selfish in bed
There is nothing wrong with a guy taking control in the bedroom, but if it’s all for him and nothing for her then it’s not mutual. If he’s selfish in the bedroom and it’s only what he wants to do, then you’re dating the wrong guy.
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There is a lot that goes on in a guy’s mind, but not all of them you can say to us girls. Here is a list of things guys think, but don't say:
1. “Why do you wear so much makeup?"
It’s actually a compliment, but if you said it to a girl you don’t know how they would take it.
2. "I wish you would make a move”
Though many women these days are brave enough to make a move, so many more of us think it should be up to the guy.
3. “Your friend is hot”
You know he is thinking it but God help him if he says it…!
4. "I would rather hang out with my mates”
Sometimes guy’s need to just hang out with their friends, but they don’t want to upset things and so they stay in with their girl. It’s ok to blow them off every now and again, but a guy needs to see his mates just as much as a girl needs to see her besties.
5. “I’m actually broke”
When a guy pays for a meal usually he is just doing it to be courteous and a lot of the time he is actually broke. If a girl offers to pay her share of the meal, guys will always be grateful.
6. "I’m so immature”
As the saying goes “boys will be boys” and no matter how grown up they get, there will always be some immaturity in there. As much as they put on a front of manliness, once they get with friends any maturity goes out the window.
7. “I have no idea what you’re talking about?"
They simply have no idea what is actually coming out of your mouth most of the time. Just go with it.
8. "Why do you bitch about other girls so much?”
They may think this, but at the same time they'll be giving out yards about their bro's new girlfriend. Pot. Kettle. Black.
9. "I don’t know what to do when you cry”
Guys don’t deal with drama well and if a girl is crying, sure they will comfort us, but inside they have no idea what to do.
10. "I don’t know which looks better on you”
Girls insist on asking guys which outfit looks better on them, and they generally have no clue.
11. “That dress does make you look fat”
Thankfully, if you are with a good guy, he won't think it, let alone say it.
12. "I actually don’t want to watch a chick flick”
Suuuure…
13. "I get really jealous when I see you with other guys”
If a guy likes a girl of course he is going to get a bit jealous when he sees her with other guys, it’s only natural. Even if you have been together for a while, there is always that seed of doubt that is planted in a guy’s mind.
14. “I don’t want to meet your parents”
Your dad used to be a bouncer? See ya!
15. “Stop stressing out so much about how you look"
Well, we kind of wish they would say this one…
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There are some way you should not react when you get rejected. Yes, it feels awful and yes your confidence is knocked. Doing the following won't help with any of that:
1. Wallow
There’s no pity like self pity. You are the only person in the world who has ever felt like this. Not for too long though…
2. Never Leave Your House Ever Again
Darkness is now your only friend. Put down the Gossip Girl DVD boxset and go for a walk. You have yet to meet your Chuck and he may be too out for a walk…
3. Creep on Them
You are never going to see something you want to see, so why bother?
4. Change Your Whole Outlook on Life
You do believe in true love…you do.
5. Become A Cynical Arse
Loathing couples and anyone who actually seems to be happy will not make you happy.
6.Take it Personally
One single person didn't want you, big deal.
7. Comfort Yourself in the Arms of Another
Do you reeeeaaallly want to do that?
8. Plot Revenge
Time to drop it now, leave them alone….
9. Stop Taking Care of Yourself
Take off the sweatpants, it's 1pm. What would Karl Lagerfeld say?
10. Rehearse What You Will Say To Them When They Eventually Come Crawling Back
You don't need to rehearse it because if it should happen, you know better than to say anything at all…All you need is one move:
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Mark Simpson, the UK journalist who penned the term “metrosexual” over twenty years ago, is back with an updated term for the vain men in our lives.
Introducing… The Spornosexual!
So, what exactly is the spornosexual, and could you be living with one right now? (Scary thought!)
Spornosexual seems to be a play on the words "sport," "porn" and obviously, "sexuality." But what does it actually mean in a man?
Well, according to Simpson in an article he wrote for the Daily Telegraph, a spornoseuxal is a male who, in the age of mass social media and internet consumption, is best described as “these pumped-up offspring of those Ronaldo and Beckham lunch-box ads, where sport got into bed with porn while Mr Armani took pictures.”
You'll see them at the gym, flexing their honed muscles or perfecting their tan on the sunbeds – these guys take metrosexual to the max!
Simpson goes on to say that the spornosexual treats their bodies as the “ultimate accessories,” meaning that it is all about the bod, not the clothes like the previous metrosexual man. These men love to be loved: “They want to be wanted for their bodies, not their wardrobe. And certainly not their minds.”
Eek, harsh much?! We’re thinking he is alluding to the likes of the Geordie Shore lads, so perhaps it’s not time to worry about your guy just yet.
You may want to confiscate the drop-it-low V-neck though, just in case.
A new study has revealed that women cheating on their husbands has risen by more than 40% in the past 20 years.
This means that one in six wives cheat on their husbands, though the guys statistics haven’t changed – one in five men cheat on their wives, so it looks like we’re catching up. Not that that’s a good thing!
University of Washington sociologist, Pepper Schwartz says that the reason for this could be that women are more financially independent, and with social media we have greater opportunities to meet men.
Schwartz said: “They can afford the potential consequences of an affair, with higher incomes and more job prospects.
“They have more economic independence and may meet a better class of mate.”
Hmmm, we’re not sure if this is good news or bad news! On the plus side we’re making more money, but it doesn’t look like it’s bringing us too much happiness if one in six wives feel the need to cheat on their husbands.
Guys are simple beings really, there are things that really, really scare them. We ladies have a lot to thank for that, because most of them are our fault. #sorrynotsorry
1. Girls Crying
The single most awkward situation a guy can find himself in. Thoughts go flying through his head: Do I hug her? Do I ask her about it? Do I pat her on the head and say “there, there” over and over again?
2. Periods
They just don’t want to hear about it. Which, frankly, is offensive.
3. Big Boobs
They know the trouble they’ll be in if they look down and it takes all their concentration not to.
4. Women In General
The single biggest lie that men tell each other is how good they are with women.
5. Changing Rooms At The Gym
This one doesn’t involve the ladies, but it does involve being naked in front of other guys.
6. Being Asked Directions To Somewhere You Don’t Know
Whenever this happens, the first thing you should do is apologise and explain that you don’t know where that is. However, this rarely happens, and they try to be helpful. By the time they’ve realised that they actually can’t be any help, it’s too late and they just leave them more confused than they were before.
7. When Someone Stands Next To You At The Urinals
Men don’t like this. Especially if there are a lot of other free urinals around, apparently.
8. Another Guy Talking About Something Emotional
They aren’t like us…
9. Girls Asking About Feelings And Emotions And Stuff
Guys aren’t the emotionless robots that we’re often made out to be, but most of the time their emotions are pretty normal, and the most complicated thing they’re thinking about is what’s for dinner. But girls aren’t really ever satisfied with this response, and decide to dig deeper expecting to find another layer. Cue the awkwardness.
10. Tripping Over When You’re On Your Own
To be fair, this one is the worst for everyone.
11. When You Accidentally Touch Hands With Someone In The Street
What’s the big deal? Keep on walking, fellas.
12. Relations Asking About Your New Girlfriend
Girls don’t mind this question, we just answer normally. Guys on the other hand, get all hot and bothered.
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Ok so, sometimes we overreact and get upset that your boyfriend clearly took the last perfect pizza slice on purpose instead of offering it to us. But these reasons are completely fair reasons to be upset with your other half. Those jerks.
1. He Didn’t Text Her Back
Seriously, how hard is it?
2. He Didn’t Ring You While He Was Drunk
They say the truth comes out when you’re drunk so if you didn’t call that means you weren’t even thinking of us. Who DID you call then, huh?!
3. He Rang You While He Was Drunk
What a di**. How dare you ring her and wake her from her slumber, to tell her that even in your deepest, drunkest states, you’re thinking about her. Absolute di**head
4. He Has 12 New Female Friends On Facebook
What the…How does one even MEET 12 people in one day?!
5. He Has Been Tagged In Photos With Hot Women
Right now, we’re thinking: “it’s a good think he’s not that great looking, because these hoes look too hot to handle.” Remove the tags now.
6. He Chose A Lads Night Over A Date Night
A lad’s night out is all well and good but at least pretend to be torn for the love of God.
7. He Called Your Friend Hot
Well why don’t you just go run off with her then you absolute d***.
8. You’re Hormonal And He’s Happy
So. Insensitive.
9. He Forgot A Momentous Occasion
Our 2 year kiss anniversary? Are you SERIOUS?! Gah.
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Here are the types of guys that every girl will encounter during their lives at one point or another:
1. Overly attached
We’ve all had this one, the one that’s constantly texting you and Facebooking you to see how you are. At first, you really do like all the attention and affection, but after a while it really gets annoying and starts to creep you out. You know you have to break up with them, but you’re worried they will go crazy when you do.
2. The slob
When you first meet them, they scrubbed up pretty well and actually made an effort. Two months into the relationship they’re are so comfortable in your presence they don’t care how they look. Anytime you go over, the house is a mess and their wearing sweatpants and a t -shirt that is way to big for them.
3. The best friend
You were drunk one night and sparks flew and thought it was a great idea. Everything went downhill from there and you didn’t even last two weeks. You know each other so well that it’s unbearable being boyfriend and girlfriend together. All you want is to just go back to being friends again.
4. The model
They are way out of your league and you count your blessings when you’re with them. Eventually you realise how vein they are and how they have absolutely no personality. They’re amazing in bed and you can say to the grandchildren when you get older “I tapped that”, if you have that sort of relationship with your grandchildren?
5. The gym freak
They basically live in the gym and are constantly obsessing over how many carbs they had today and the amount of protein bars they ate. You always see them in sweatpants/yogapants and earphones in. They have a cracking body, but they spend more time in the gym than they do with you.
6. The car lover
They spend all their time, money and effort on their baby, meaning their car. They are always upgrading it and getting new parts. They can never miss an episode of Top Gear and if they actually put as much time and effort into the relationship as they do with their car, you would probably still be with them.
7. Dumb and Dumber
They aren’t the brightest tool in the shed and when someone tells a joke, it takes them forever to get it. In fairness, that wasn’t the reason you got with them in the first place, but every now and then you wonder if they actually ever went to school because of some of the stuff they do is just tragic…
8. The asshole
When you first meet them you like their attitude and how they don’t take shit from anyone, but over time you realise how bad a person they actually are. They are constantly giving out about someone and things turns bad for you if you don’t agree with who they hate.
9. The psycho
You mistake their psychotic tendencies for being a person with great energy. They’re always the first to do something crazy on a night out and after a while of being with them, they start to request to do weirder and weirder stuff in bed. They’ll end up doing the most outrageous things to show much they love you.
10. The shy one
On the complete other end of the spectrum is that really shy person that for some reason or other you’re attracted to their shyness. You know they’re completely genuine and you don’t have to worry about them cheating on you. Although, they never voice their frustrations or talk about how they feel so you don’t really know where you stand.
11. The scab
When it comes to birthdays and anniversaries they really live off the saying it’s the thought that counts. They say that they‘re broke, yet they got a new phone last week. When it comes to presents, the furthest they go is getting you an empty card, not even a scratchcard…
12. The alcoholic
They are always great to be around on a night for and hour or two but after midnight they go way overboard and they will drink anything and everything. You’re the one who has to deal with the carnage after a night out and the one who pats their back when they’re puking on the street.
13. Mr. Forgetful
They can’t remember when you got together and they’ll always forget your birthday…
14. Suave and sophisticated
They have an undeniable swagger and sophistication about them and you are pulled in by their lore. Whether they’re a man or woman they will always be polite and courteous. They can be quite forward sometimes and they say exactly what they think of you. Sometimes you just don’t want to hear the truth.
15. The cheat
The less said about this one the better. You always had a sneaky suspicion that they were up to something behind your back. Their dubious texts, strange behavior and denial of any wrong doing. Of course, there is really only one thing to do in this situation….. Revenge?
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