Eh, no thanks! So, THIS has been added to the I’m A Celebrity menu
If you thought the delicacies served up to desperate stars in I'm a Celebrity… Get Me Out Of Here has been pretty bad so far, it looks like we've seen nothing yet.
From witchetty grubs to fish eyes, almost 200 celebrities since the show's debut in 2002 have choked down countless creepy-crawlies (among other things) in order to keep their stressed-out fellow campers in rations.
And while the vast majority of us gagged delicately into our pyjama sleeves during these particular bushtucker trials, recent reports suggest we're going to need our own personal sick buckets for the upcoming series.
Speaking to the Daily Star, a source close to the long-running programme revealed that production teams intend to introduce crocodile vagina to the menu.
That's right ladies, celebrities will be feasting on a female crocodile's secret secretness.
"In the past, celebrities have had mealworms, witchetty grubs, fermented egg and fish eyes to eat," they acknowledged.
"They’re a picnic compared to this delicacy," they added. "A croc’s vagina is something else. Ant and Dec will giggle about it but they don’t have to eat it."
Seriously, who needs pay cheque THAT badly?