We're always open to learning a few new tips n' tricks to try out in the bedroom, who isn't? The good people over at Buzzfeed have made this funny little video, which features some genuinely insightful (and downright handy) tips for a better romp between the sheets. Who knew socks were actually a turn ON?! Watch the video above to see for yourself – it's interesting stuff!
There are some things that are just never ok to do after sex. Here are some of them:
1. Checking Your Phone Straight Away
Stop trying to make after-sex selfies happen. Please.
2. Dirty Talk
It was semi appropriate during sex, it’s just not post-sex.
3. Complete Silence
Twiddling your thumbs and staring in the opposite direction probably isn’t the best result after 10 minutes of passion.
4. Falling Asleep Straight Away
It's not just guys this happens to y'know!
5. Bursting Out ‘I Love You’
Similar to calling your teacher mommy in school, it’s never an appropriate time and you will surely be teased about it for years to come.
6. Searching For Your Clothes Straight Away
You just had sex, you didn’t murder someone. There’s no need to try and forget it ever happened by searching frantically for your onesie. You have already seen each other naked, there’s no point in hiding it now.
7. Cuddling
We all like a nice cuddle after sex but straight away it is a bit disgusting. Give yourself a five minute cooling off period.
8. Having A Shower
There’s no easier way to make someone feel like a dirty fecker like running for the shower to cleanse yourself. Where the hell is the loufa!!!
9. Asking for Round 2 Immediately
He's not a machine.
10. Asking Them to Leave
Sometimes it can be easy to overstay your welcome, and a small hint about a 9:00 lecture might be appropriate but before they’ve even had a chance to catch their breath might be a bit too soon.
11. Not Disposing of the Condom
It’s pretty standard. You put a condom on, do the no pants dance and then dispose of the condom straight away. It is not to be kept as a souvenir.
12. Ringing Your Mother/ Friends
‘Hi, Ya, I’m finished now will ya pick me up?’ Surely you can wait for your celebratory high five from your friends until later?
13. So … Where is This Going?
Don’t have the ‘talk’ straight after sex. Neither of you are in a position to have this talk. It’s a trap. Avoid this subject like the plague. You are never as vulnerable as when you’re completely naked in someone else's bed.
14. "So How Many People Have You Slept With?"
Do you really want to know the answer to that question?
15. "So Was It Good For You?"
This is not a customer care survey.
16. Crying
How can you be certain there won’t be a second time? This would be it. If there was ever a time to bury your feelings now would be the time. Deep. Deep down.
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Daniel Radcliffe has opened up in a recent interview about his sexual experiences.
He says he prefers to get down and dirty when he’s sober, and unlike a lot of people, he rather enjoyed his first time:
“I'm one of the few people who seem to have had a really good first time.
“It was with somebody I'd gotten to know well. I'm happy to say I've had a lot better sex since then.
“But it wasn't as horrendously embarrassing as a lot of other peoples were, like my friend who got drunk and did it with a stranger under a bridge.
“For some people sex might be better drunk. But for me and the person I'm doing it with, it's much better sober.”
We don’t really want to imagine Daniel Radcliffe having sex – he will always be Harry Potter in our heads, and that is just WRONG. Still, it’s good to hear he’s having a good time!
We’ve seen all the movies where everything is so passionate as they do the no pants dance. But thanks to editing, we never see the awkward, ‘do you have a condom?’, or trying to take of your boots at the side of the bed. There are some things about sex which are just really unsexy.
1. Hitting Your Head Against The Headboard
In a non-sexy, painful way.
2. Sweatiness In General
Think about it. After an hour at the gym, you’re hot, sweaty, dehydrated and the thought of being touched makes you want to die. That is sex!
3. Leaving Your Socks On
It’s a lose-lose situation. There is no sexy way of taking your socks off but there is nothing more disgusting then a warm, sweaty, scratchy piece of fabric caressing your leg.
4. Condoms
They are a complete necessity yet they are completely unsexy. Worth it though, in the end!
5. Dirty Talk
Dirty talk just doesn’t work. ‘What are you going to do to me’ just doesn’t have the same effect that it did in the classic, ‘Womb Raider’.
6. The Orgasm Face
It’s perfectly natural but you have no idea what you look like…it could be anything. Like this:
7. Doggy Style
It feels great but there is nothing sexy about it. The general position, the awkwardness of trying to get into that position in the first place. And in it’s simplicity, you are having sex like a dog.
8. The Willy
They just dangle there. It looks like an elephant’s trunk from behind. They’re just disgusting.
9. The Vagina
It’s just skin with a hole in it. It’s an entrance into the unknown. At some point maybe even a person will come out of it? An actual person!
10. General Undressing
It’s never like the movies. It’s incredibly awkward. Do you undress each other or just do it yourselves. If you’re wearing skinny jeans it’s just a bad time. You had to almost sling shot yourself into them and now you have to be all seductive without flailing your legs about like a washed up dolphin.
11. Trying to be Quiet
There’s nothing worse then trying to be quiet in the throws of passion. You have the same face when you’re trying to remember if you turned the oven off earlier.
12. ‘That’ Noise
You know that noise. That squelching sound. ‘Squelch’. *Shudder*
13. The Queef
A fanny fart is a woman’s worst nightmare. There’s no coming back from it. You heard it, he heard it. He’ll pretend he didn’t and carry on but the whole act of lovemaking is just ruined. Who knew some wind caught in an up draught could cause so much havoc.
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We bet this husband won’t be getting any for a while!
After getting tired of his wife’s excuses not to have sex with him, this husband came up with the brilliant (read: stupid) idea of creating a spreadsheet.
The spreadsheet charts the dates and excuses made by his wife not to get down and dirty with him.
It was actually the wife that shared the image with the internet, uploading it to Reddit and writing: “Yesterday, while in a taxi on the way to the airport, husband sends a message to my work email which is attached to my phone. He’s never done this, we always communicate in person or by text. I open it up and it’s a sarcastic diatribe basically saying he won’t miss me for the 10 days that I’m gone. Attached is a spreadsheet of all the times he has tried to initiate sex since June 1st, with a column for my ‘excuses’ using verbatim quotes of why I didn’t want to have sex at that very moment.”
Somehow, we’re thinking this didn’t help his cause much.
We’ve all heard a lot of myths and misconceptions about sex, mostly from our friends or maybe the odd google online. Mental floss has done us a great job in rounding up the truth and debunks these infamous so-called facts. Take a look.
How would you feel about birth control in the form of an implant in your abdomen, bum or bicep that is controlled by a wireless remote control?
Yeah, we’re a bit sceptical too.
Pre-clinical trials are starting next year in America for this new contraceptive, that has yet to be named. They’re aiming to have it on the market by 2018.
It’s kind of like a IUD, only it doesn’t go into your cervix, so this means it can last up to 16 years. The implant will dispense 30 micrograms of levonorgestrel daily , and if you decide you want to have a baby, you can just turn it off with the click of a button.
Does this sound good to you?
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A new website wants to show that random hook-ups are not always such a bad thing!
Launched by sex researcher Zhana Vrangalova, The Casual Sex Project provides an outlet for people to anonymously chat about their sexual encounters and one-night stands.
“Hook-ups are so often presented as black or white, good or bad, but it isn’t this homogenous thing,” Dr Vrangalova said.
“There is such a plethora of activities, feelings, hopes and expectations, partner configurations and behaviors, outcomes, circumstances… I hope this project will help people see these nuances,” she added.
People of all ages, genders and sexual orientations are invited to share their hook-up stories on the website, sharing details like how it came about and whether or not they regret it.
Dr Vrangalova said that more often than not, the answer is no.
She is also working on a book and documentary about the lives of people who have slept with at least 1,000 people.
“I think it’d be absolutely fascinating to tell the life stories and put faces (not necessarily literally) to such a highly sexual lifestyle,” she said.
Can you tell what someone’s like in bed just by looking at their face?
Well, that’s what Siang Mien devotees claim.
The Chinese have been practising the art of face reading for more than 3,000 years and say our features give away a whole lot about us – including just how much we can rock his world!
Here’s a round-up of the supposed giveaway sexual signs written all over your face.
Eyebrows
Small and sparse: You could take or leave sex, and would rather read a good book than get it on in the bedroom.
Thick and bushy: You love sex! You never tire of passion and lust after your crush on a daily basis!
Eyes
Pale eyes: You’re easily sexually satisfied, and have a tendency to change partners faster than outfits.
Dark eyes: Passionate and into marathon deep and meaningful sex. You’re dynamite in bed, and keep your man on his toes with lots of intense, varied sex.
Lips and mouth
Large mouth: Large mouthed lovers are unselfish and take time to pleasure. Oh my!
Full bottom lip: You’re a sensual adventurer, but are more likely to cheat! People with wide mouths want to be (and are) bosses of the bedroom.
Small mouth: You’re quick to orgasm, wary of new people, loyal only to a few and not very affectionate!
Nose
Snub nose: Dreamy and into romantic sex and traditional positions. Not interested in erotic adventures.
Bumpy nose: Not only do you love sex, you like loads of it – the kinkier the better!
