Macaulay Culkin’s tweets about his brother is every sibling EVER
Behold; a series of tweets showing every sibling relationship ever.
Anyone who has a brother or sister knows that, even if they achieve something as magnificent as a Golden Globe nomination, you just HAVE to slag them. You have to.
The roast began with Macaulay Culkin sitting down to watch his brother, Kieran Culkin, at the lucrative awards ceremony last night.
He started off pretty tame, observing his brother's presence and pretending not to know that he was nominated. We'd all do it, let's be honest.
PG enough:
Oh shit! My brother is at the Golden Globes?! That is so cool! #GoldenGlobes
— Macaulay Culkin (@IncredibleCulk) January 6, 2019
His bro was there as part of the TV drama Succession, which earned him a nomination.
Then he even throws in a compliment, calling his bro 'handsome';
My brother looks so handsome at the #GoldenGlobes pic.twitter.com/drWsLlslLh
— Macaulay Culkin (@IncredibleCulk) January 7, 2019
He even spots his brother in the distant crowd, hiding among the celebs;
Oh my god, there he is! Hi, bro! pic.twitter.com/1Y3iG18bIz
— Macaulay Culkin (@IncredibleCulk) January 7, 2019
He then spells his brother's name wrong, which we're assuming was a joke but who even knows?
He tries to use him for Twitter follower purposes, which is relatable content.
If our brother was at a ceremony filled with celebs we'd force him to track them all down for autographs and follower requests:
Whoa! Kieran has such good seats! Dude, ask Gaga why she isn't following me on Twitter! #GoldenGlobes
— Macaulay Culkin (@IncredibleCulk) January 7, 2019
Then he joked that he never answers his calls, which is why he seemingly had no clue that his brother had been nominated. Bit of a gas, but we hope he's joking…
HOLY SHIT KIERAN IS NOMINATED???
WHAT IS SUCCESSION?!
Man, I should really answer his calls more often. Thanksgiving is going to be really awkward this year. #GoldenGlobes
— Macaulay Culkin (@IncredibleCulk) January 7, 2019
We're appreciating the comedic content, we really are.
He finished off with a show of support for his brother, despite the fact that he didn't win. Except he also claims to have been supporting another actor…LOL:
This show is rigged!!! I was totally pulling for Winkler. #GoldenGlobes
(No one tell Keiran he didn't win)
— Macaulay Culkin (@IncredibleCulk) January 7, 2019
We're positive that Kieran is well aware of the fact that he didn't win… but sure look, sure listen.
Typical sibling bonding right there, no apologies ever to be made for the vicious roasting.
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