Underwear shopping can be a harrowing experience for any girl, whether it’s choosing between fancy underwear or comfortable, the mind of a lady runs wild…
1. I want to get something reeeeally pretty!
2. No I want to get something comfy
3. I want to look HAWT for my boyfriend
4. No WAIT I’m a feminist. I don’t need to buy into his patriarchal beauty myth to be attractive. WHAT WAS I THINKING?
5. I feel like people can definitely see me in this changing room
6. Maybe if I keep one hand on the curtain and change with my other hand? Oh shit, I’m falling. Shit. SHIT! Sorry, don’t mind me. So sorry!
7. Should I bother getting a proper bra fitting? Not even sure what cup I am these days…
8. Sorry WHAT size did you say I am?
9. I’VE BEEN WEARING THE WRONG BRA MY WHOLE LIFE
10. My poor poor breasts
11. Hmm, should I got a thong to match this bra?
12. Is it hygienic to have a string of beads between your butt cheeks?
13. What is up with this lace? Is it made from stinging nettle?
14. Will this make me look like Victoria’s Secret model?
15. There’s a guy in here – is he a perv?
16. Oh there’s a guy in here! His girlfriend’s dragging him along. Poor guy
17. Am I too old for Sponge Bob underwear?
18. Should I get these as, you know, a TOTAL joke?
19. Will my nipples show through this bra?
20. Bras are basically just holding cells for your breasts
21. Maybe I should go braless?
22. Maybe I should buy a sports bra?
23. Maybe I should actually do some sport first?
24. Which bra will give the illusion that my boobs are GINORMOUS!
25. Do I get a balcony/padded/contour/plunge/soft cup/strapless/underwire???
26. Do I need it to be water-resistant/hydro-powered/posture-enhancing/eco-friendly?
27. UGH I don’t know. I JUST WANT A FREAKIN’ BRA!
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