Moth with blonde hair and small genitalia? It’s named after TRUMP
Right so, let's start at the beginning.
An evolutionary biologist named Vazrick Nazari has recently identified a new moth in Southern California.
And this moth just happens to have a head of silky yellow scales and a 'comparatively smaller' penis than that of its close relative Neopalpa neonata.
As a result of these particular features, good ol' Nazrick has decided to name his discovery Neopalpa donaldtrumpi.
That's right, ladies. This flaxen-haired creature with the small genitalia has been named after the 45th President of the United States of America.
And Twitter absolutely loves it.
Can Trump elect that moth to run his twitter feed? #Trumpmoth
— Josh King (@JoshKing2) January 20, 2017
"That moth will Make America Great one day too," wrote one while another remarked: "Hence forward , the grabus vaginus moth."
And that, ladies, is your weird news of the day.