The five worst things that happen while on a night out

On every night out there are always a series of things which are guaranteed to go wrong. After hundreds of nights on the town, we still don't know how to deal with them and probably never will.

Here are the five worst things that happen while on a night out…

1. Getting an eyelash in your eye after putting on your make-up
Just gonna have to stay here blinking in intense pain until it moves by itself because no time for smudging the winged eyeliner.

2. Spilling cranberry juice or red wine on your white jeans
No time to change so lets cry instead. 

 

3. Realising you only have enough money for either food or paying into the nightclub
"Lads I'll meet you in Maccy D's later, have a good night without me." There's just no competition, nuggets everytime…

4. Seeing a girl in the same dress as you
This mainly applies with a girl you don't like while at a house party. Morto. Fairy godmother where you at?

5. That moment of panic when you think you've lost your phone and nobody can calm you
"I've lost two important things: my best friend and my phone… so has anyone seen an iPhone with a polka dot cover?"