These RIDICULOUS sexy Christmas costumes do NOT need to exist
Sexy Halloween costumes are often considered offensive, degrading and downright ridiculous.
If you were happy to see that back of them last month, then look away now, as sexy Christmas costumes are officially a thing.
Seeing beautifully wrapped gifts under the tree has now been tainted for everyone. Thanks for that.
8. 'Sexy Christmas lamp' costume
You heard it here first; lamps are officially sexy. Objectification has never been such an accurate term.
This one seems harmless enough, until you remember that a snowman is literally a pile of frozen matter. Frosty the Snowman fetishists, rejoice.
6. 'Unwrap me like a bow' costume
The first issue that arises with this one is that it looks uncomfortable AF. The second, is that the logistics of getting this one on just seem way too complicated.
Nothing screams 'Christmas' like a woman dressed as a woodland creature in a skirt with a half-inch inseam.
One for the boys, these novelty Rudolf briefs are the stuff of sexy nightmares.
3. 'Under the mistletoe' jumper
The instructions on this jumper elude to an act that would get you arrested if you actually performed it in public.
The sexualisation of polar bears is just one step too far for us. We'd probably rock the hat, though.
You can't unsee this blasphemous costume, which is slowly making us lose faith in humanity.
